Lara croft is now a lesbian in Netflixs adaptation
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Why does she look like a guy? Both her and the lesbian have almost no boobs and no hips.
Because they want them to be genderless and look like trannies
Because normal white men liked Lara Croft at one point and queer communists have a biological imperative to destroy everything that's good and beautiful in the world.
The double standard annoys me a little. You see the cover of romance novels and the males are traditionally attractive. Nobody tries to shame women for liking attractive men but guys get a lot of crap if they don’t want to date an overweight woman
I guess nowadays it’s a radical thing to have a man and woman fall in love
We're at the point that I'm surprised if I see a normal relationship in a movie
Same here. Why it’s so refreshing to watch Little House and Leave it to Beaver now
When I first saw Naked Gun as a kid I didn’t get the “nice beaver” joke. I thought the joke was the stuffed beaver
I watched a Leave it to Beaver episode and laughed at how language/slang has changed.
Beaver got in trouble so Ward gave him a stern talking to. The next scene opens up with Ward & June in the kitchen. First words were June turning to he husband and saying "You sure were rough on The Beaver last night!"
My Dad and I couldn't stop laughing.
I remember that. Overall I do love the show
Imagine a man saving his love interest from danger
There would be whining about damsels in distress
Look around and see how many people are growing old alone. Your statement is not as removed from reality as it ought to be.
I wish it wasn’t. One of those sad but true things
Trannies are gross
Trannies aren't real. Bring back transvestites. At least they were funny
Even way back then, it weirded me out, but yeah, at least it was actually funny sometimes, in a comedy frame. Monty Python springs to mind, and Little Britain's "rubbish transvestite Emily Howard."
Transvestites are at least a marked improvement over trannies, as you say. And at least we're not demanded to rebuke reality, else be branded Bad People, when it comes to transvestites.
That's probably what I resent most about trannies; the brainwashing that goes along with it. It's literally a torture/brainwashing tactic; make people accept larger and larger falsehoods, and you can control their mind. Start with something small they know is untrue, and make them say it's true. Then work your way up. You destroy them, and control them.
So the modern lara croft has no tits, no confidence, no longer raid tombs, and now she eats pussy exclusively. lara croft as a character no longer exist, only the husk to carry the woke writer's ideology.
"Womb raider."
She doesn't even have the equipment to do that. (And no, Netflix, that was not a request to give her that equipment).
At least the reboot trilogy of games had the integrity to keep the actual tomb raiding. The biggest flaw they had was falling inyo the "realism" and crafting traps. Whatever this new abortion of a show is has nothing from the original.
2009/2010 appear to have been some of the last years before woke corporatism invaded everything. There are some really excellent games from that era, from major studios, like Tomb Raider and Mass Effect.
Aw, they went the butch lesbian, of course they went the butch lesbian route!
How hard is it to get hot lesbians! There's a reason everyone glanced over Tracer from Overwatch being a lesbian, it just 'helped' the R34...
Anyway this'll be shit, they're focusing on identity first, story and character second.
Until they removed Tracers ass
There's a reason no one cares about Overwatch that much anymore...
It's funny how Overwatch succeeded because they made characters to appeal to basically every reasonable fetish, then flopped as soon as they pivoted to only targeting queers.
That's literally how we got here.
The hot lesbians were the tease throughout the 80s and 90s (and some of the aughts, because it was Eric Bischoff who popularised the "hot lesbian action" phrase), and it was the wedge, the gateway that enabled them to go further. Because most guys are idiots, and thought "Wow, those are hot lesbians; I'm fine with that".
They pulled the double Uno reverse by saying "If you're okay with lesbians then you have to be okay with gays and trannies too!" and most guys, being idiots, let it slide because of the hot lesbians.
And now, they are taking away the hot lesbians. So now guys are just stuck with gays and trannies and ugly lesbians. Because that was always the goal, and now there is no way to turn it back around.
TL;DR: They used the male sex drive to normalise faggotry.
That might hold water if pro-gay legislation didn't fail nearly everytime, which is why Obama had to use an Executive Order to force it, and that pro-faggotry still only ever got that far because of the female vote.
The vote for gay marriage failed in California.
Fucking California.
It's not popular. It's never been popular. It's always been forced from the top down by people who have names and addresses.
Wait, we sure it's that and not the indoctrination using school psychologists and medical experimentation on kids?
Before it got to the schools it started in media.
Haven't resubbed in like 2 years. Pretty sure they haven't done anything remotely pro American or pro family or pro white in years.
My last guilty pleasure was Stranger Things n 3rd season was decent but there was some lame aspects of it tho
They had their “strong woman don’t need no man” way back in 1996. Apparently they aren’t happy until they have a man that claims to be a woman,
Laras boobs are her entire character. Take them away and she's generic adventure girl.
she looks like a tranny
Larry!
Overrepresentation is highly annoying
I see they can't help but stereotype lesbians to be butch despite all the cries about non-conformity.
I dare them to make her butler black, for diversity. 😁
Nope, that'll be the one thing they stick to canon; keep the butler as this creepy looking scary old white man who should have retired at least 30 years ago. Because that's what all white men can and should be in today's world: slaves who work themselves to death for women.
Flat chested? Isn't Lara know for having significant breasts? And also, isnt she a total bitch? Kinda weird shed have relationships. I always heard she only cared about her wealth and fame.
Lesbian? I think they are trying to go much further. Similar to the recent visual "updates" in Pokémon Go and the upcoming Fable character leaks, these marginally feminine androhumans are meant to evoke a reaction from the trans community.
To twist a phrase, "Put a dude in it and make him a her!"
Both of them are dudes so actually no
We've had the lara croft we want, and they can't erase that
I will say, this doesn't prove anything in regards to sexuality. That scene doesn't have to be lesbian...but probably is. It's Netflix, and it's Modern, so it's probably Gay too.
What it does prove is that...holy shit the art is ugly, especially the character design. Lara doesn't look feminine at all; she's got no tits, and, while not the worst sufferer we've seen from Modern entertainment, an at least mild-medium case of manface.
ESG/BRIDGE/WHATEVER, and Blackrock/Vanguard/whatever, have to be destroyed. It's absurd companies can market to the Ponzi scheme "market," instead of the actual customers. If they weren't getting fake incentives that weren't based on an actual free market, you know Lara Croft would be hot as shit. The art would be better. The story would be better. The overall product would be better. Because they'd have to sell it to us, instead of playing games manipulating the market and sucking up clueless investor money.
They'd have to make a product that appeals to the people who would watch it, instead of trying to shape the people to like the Message that they're pushing, and getting their money from the big firms, instead of the actual audience.
It pisses me off how all these leftists whine about "capitalism," when we are nowhere near an actual free market capitalist system. Which is what anyone who is "pro-capitalism" generally means by the term. We do not currently exist in a capitalist system, and haven't for quite some time.
TL;DR: I wish all the fake incentives were destroyed, so companies had to market to the audience instead of ESG/Blackrock/Vanguard. You would not see shit like this, because it wouldn't sell. Because no one actually wants this. Except for the parasites at the top, who want to change us, and make everyone weak and gay.
Well, they made both of them look like guys, so that's probably why they're lesbians.
They are co-opting "anime".. cant believe they making it lame and gay.
"Breaking news: 'Tomb Raider' cancelled after current season."
anyone surprised by this?
Ewwwwww
If you still have a netflix subscription at this point I'm just going to go ahead and assume that you're a depraved groomer.
funny enough, I just got a black label copy of last revelation for PSX at a local game shop...
thank God for emulation, all I'm saying
Then why is the picture of two dudes?
Well at least it's better than the torture porn that was the modern "reboot" of the game series. Unless they still included all the torture porn on the Netflix series also?
Rianna Pratchett was gonna do that, she was also gonna have Lara fight elder gods and shit. Then they tossed her by the second game and just gave Lara daddy issues and being a fuckwit. So that failure lead us to more this trash. Least Badass Lara fighting gods would have been interesting.
So is that a grown up butch Kim Possible (in hair dye) with a gender swapped Fred Jones?