Wokes are actually mad about conservatives not getting angry with the new Zelda game
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They really don't get how the opposition thinks.
Everything they think about us was fed to their brains by others of their own kind. The minute a leftist starts to understand a genuine conservative point of view, they start to become conservative.
And according to the current rules of the game, even claiming to understand a single conservative position is enough to ostracise you. So they actively avoid even trying.
It's the 'If you're at a dinner table with 9 people and a Nazi, you have 10 Nazis' problem writ large - an argument that leftists love to endorse.
It really is just religious doctrine for them, at the end of the day.
Communism operates on faith, not logic. It is an actual death cult, setup as a ladder for sociopaths to climb for power. Their mythical utopian end state is a heaven analogue and there is no actual plan to reach it.
Leftism is not based on logic or functionality at all.
It is the theology of Pride and Envy, what do you expect?
Step 3 involves them realizing they're now "the rich" just in time to get bitten by the mad dog they let off the leash. Remember CHAZ/CHOP?
I'm surprised they keep using that because it seems to blow up in their face more often.
What? I’ve never seen this problem before. It sounds retarded, so I’m sure it’s a genuine thought experiment that liberals fuck up.
It's just something communists invented to make guilt by association sound intellectual.
MFW ''you were Nazi all along''.
My read is "more time around liberals makes Nazis start to make more sense"
They lack empathy and are unable to pass the ideological turing test. Which is hilarious, since they see themselves as smarter and kinder.
Only because their handlers have convinced them that blind obedience is a sign of intelligence. Following the approved official sources is how they validate themselves. It's why their brains short circuit when you show them direct sources, like videos of something happening and not just some clown telling them what to think.
Yeah. I had a discussion about this with someone in the YouTube comments a while ago. Topic was the first reboot Tomb Raider game (not the sequels).
He simply couldn't understand why I was fine with that one, while I simultaneously despise most modern "women lead" games. So, why?
Sure, the game already showed first signs of woke bullshit but it was in many ways a reboot done right.
That's ok we don't really understand them either.
The left hates you and wants you dead. They don't care that your positions are reasonable, they just want to create characatures of you and your beliefs to push society one step closer to gas chambering you
I genuinely wish more people understood this. Too many on the right see all of this as a quaint disagreement that can be resolved with sensible arguments between friends.
That's not the way the left sees all of us. For them the least bad thing that they want to happen to us is ruining our lives and segregating us from society. Though they would actually prefer Gulags and shooting squads.
Finally, something I have in common with the left!
Sorta.
firing squad is a military death, string them up and let em swing like the common criminals they are
Japan understands that women aren’t men. The direct even emphasized how “wisdom” was more important for Zelda defeating enemies than anything else.
She’s not link. She’s not going to 360 no scope ganon with bomb arrows. But she doesn’t need to.
Game looks fun
My main complaint is that it’s not called The Legend of Link.
She'll fill the room with water or crush him under furnishings. Link makes a magic block and Zelda comes out swinging with a four post bed.
Zelda is the
GoblinMoblin Slayer.wait, we haven't been playing as Zelda this whole time?
I think Zelda is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills ganon and doesnt afraid of anythign
No Link, Zelda's the Princess, we've played AS her in a few games but mostly Link
IDK what your saying, we clearly play as Zelda, the games named after him just like Mario.
Kinda like in the Metroid series where you play as Metroid, the space bounty hunter.
Yeah, but metroid turned out to be a chick if you beat the game quickly enough.
Oh man, as if the autists here didn't have a hard enough time already. 🙃
And Halo. Who can forget all the fun adventures Mr. Halo has gone on over the years.
You name a guy Dragon Quest he is of course going to go on a quest for a dragon.
Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.
John Halo is the best!
Retard alert
Key word there.
adding votes to comments was a mistake
Was gonna press up but that's too ironic, even for me. And agreed, if I DO go on reddit nowadays which is rare I sort by "controversial" since there you used to find actual people. Nowadays not so much since most got banned.
Have an updoot homie!
Bring back flame wars!
Motherfucker I'm trying
One of the core beliefs of leftism is that the left is pure, honest, and willing to admit when they are wrong. Which means according to leftism you can trust the left to accurately describe the right. And since the left is full of lazy fucks, many of them do just that. The end result is this. Stupid fucks thinking right wingers will hate something if it stars a woman.
They also believe that whenever a leftist is wrong, "they" was a rightist all along.
I wish the art style was a little more fleshed out but I'm really surprised it took this long to play as Zelda tbh. Zelda is cool, of course nobody has a problem with it. She isn't an obnoxious or ugly asshole. That's it. Thats all it takes. Just make characters that are cute and not annoying
ENOUGH, MY SHIP SETS SAIL IN THE MORNING!
There is no time! Your sword is enough!
Basically every Zelda we've seen has been useless. It legit seems like the world requires them be so, which is why Tetra and Sheik were capable and then complete dead weight once they became Zelda again.
I think its likely because she is supposed to be the "Wisdom" part of the trifecta, and if she can do the same things Link does, what does his "Courage" even offer?
Makes sense to me.
Also, she's a woman, so being useless is normal.
The funny part is, most of the major women aren't useless. Midna, Impa, the two from Breath, Sariah/Ruto all do fine while still needing Link to be the man who saves them. Its literally just Zelda who is, consistently unable to do a single useful thing without making it worse.
To a point that Zelda putting on a change of clothes makes her usefulness rise dramatically. Its like a running thing somewhere in the writing process that the dress/name is cursed to make her a damsel.
Reminder that Ocarina Zelda ruined Link's life and destroyed her kingdom by sending him back in time.
And for absolutely nothing, as MM and TP show that he spends the rest of his childhood and life getting dragged into more adventures and ends up a bitter, angry man at the end.
What gets me is how Zelda rewound Link to when he left the forest, meaning she killed all of the friendships he built over his journey and turned them into complete strangers, including herself.
None of her actions at the end make real sense.
He can't relive his childhood if he has all his memories still, and he had to keep those memories to go prevent Ganondorf from succeeding in his plan in the "Child Timeline" which is the one that leads to MM/TP going so poorly for him.
Its a lose-lose for him other than getting 7 years longer to live. If not for MM we could assume he rebuilt all those friendships and good memories anyway, but we know for sure he wanders the world looking for Navi and then becomes a shell of a man in death.
Its the same shortsightedness that lead her to helping Ganondorf win in the first place at the beginning of the game.
There's been a few playable Zeldas, though not really in adventure titles, and never the central protagonist. My favorite is Hyrule Warriors (Original, not Calamity) Zelda.
Wand of Gamelon and Zelda’s Adventure.
Nobody counts those and you know it.
Spirit Tracks, if you count her ghost possessing Phantoms to be playable.
I was hoping that Zelda would be playable in some capacity in Tears of the Kingdom, given she got a haircut that conveniently reduces clipping into her model while running or climbing.
Nope, more flashback cutscenes.
Thats where I thought they were going with it too
We're in agreement that the CDi Zeldas don't exist then?
I wasn't alive yet lol
Lucky you haha
Based Coldplay fan.
It should have been called "the legend of link". That, and the "summon any item you want" gimmick seems tedious. those are really my only criticisms.
I probably won't buy it, but I won't make fun of anyone who enjoys it.
"Me good you bad"
I don't hate them for it, they're just indoctrinated, and confused because what they were taught keeps not happening.
Well they don't know that. Zelda had a game before (terrible but a classic meme), in the old cartoon she was a snarky ass kicker and Link was a laid back surf bro. Zelda was once a ghost in a game and drove a suit of Armor like a Mecha. Zelda has had a few action sets before including her alternate identity from Ocarina of Time. But what do you expect from them. They don't care nor do they do any research ever.
the other games starring zelda were terrible and were never considered official by nintendo and were not made by nintendo and i actually would call it woke if it came out today because in one of them, zelda was just link with a vagina .. But yes they probably don't know about it either way.
Is this another BoW style game?
Fight me, but BoW was overrated as fuck. I noped the fuck out of the game after 5 hours of running in boxers and hitting mobs with a tree branches.
nope its a puzzle solving game and wokes got mad that Zelda doesn't fight with a sword like Link