Wokes are actually mad about conservatives not getting angry with the new Zelda game
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I wish the art style was a little more fleshed out but I'm really surprised it took this long to play as Zelda tbh. Zelda is cool, of course nobody has a problem with it. She isn't an obnoxious or ugly asshole. That's it. Thats all it takes. Just make characters that are cute and not annoying
ENOUGH, MY SHIP SETS SAIL IN THE MORNING!
There is no time! Your sword is enough!
Basically every Zelda we've seen has been useless. It legit seems like the world requires them be so, which is why Tetra and Sheik were capable and then complete dead weight once they became Zelda again.
I think its likely because she is supposed to be the "Wisdom" part of the trifecta, and if she can do the same things Link does, what does his "Courage" even offer?
Makes sense to me.
Also, she's a woman, so being useless is normal.
The funny part is, most of the major women aren't useless. Midna, Impa, the two from Breath, Sariah/Ruto all do fine while still needing Link to be the man who saves them. Its literally just Zelda who is, consistently unable to do a single useful thing without making it worse.
To a point that Zelda putting on a change of clothes makes her usefulness rise dramatically. Its like a running thing somewhere in the writing process that the dress/name is cursed to make her a damsel.
Reminder that Ocarina Zelda ruined Link's life and destroyed her kingdom by sending him back in time.
And for absolutely nothing, as MM and TP show that he spends the rest of his childhood and life getting dragged into more adventures and ends up a bitter, angry man at the end.
What gets me is how Zelda rewound Link to when he left the forest, meaning she killed all of the friendships he built over his journey and turned them into complete strangers, including herself.
There's been a few playable Zeldas, though not really in adventure titles, and never the central protagonist. My favorite is Hyrule Warriors (Original, not Calamity) Zelda.
Wand of Gamelon and Zelda’s Adventure.
Nobody counts those and you know it.
Spirit Tracks, if you count her ghost possessing Phantoms to be playable.
I was hoping that Zelda would be playable in some capacity in Tears of the Kingdom, given she got a haircut that conveniently reduces clipping into her model while running or climbing.
Nope, more flashback cutscenes.
Thats where I thought they were going with it too
We're in agreement that the CDi Zeldas don't exist then?
I wasn't alive yet lol
Lucky you haha