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That buccal fat face surgery is ruining actresses looks and they keep doing it for some godawful reason
It makes them look gaunt like a corpse. It's absolutely awful.
Does that surgery suck the fat out of their chest also?
That's probably just the chest binders at work.
Similarly, I've been seeing chicks with lip filler and lip augmentation turning sideways in some rather godawful ways. And I'm not just talking about in Hollywood.
PUT A CHICK IN IT AND MAKE IT GAY...AND LAME!
I keep hearing this, where does it originate?
It's from South Park's recent "pander verse" thing. I haven't watched it, but it's become some kind of a meme. Too normie for my tastes, since it fails to properly acknowledge things like ESG scores.
It is a great meme because it distills a fundamental truth into a short, funny, phrase.
Thank you--South Park isn't my thing, not my kind of humor.
I respect what it does, but I'd rather not be grossed out.
The first episode I ever saw was from 1999 or so, it had the frozen man from 1996, and I did think that absurdity was funny, at least.
Show has changed a lot since then. It was originally more about shock humor and then later just became about social commentary on whatever is currently relevant in the culture. I haven't watched the show since 2009 myself since I felt like it ran out of steam by then.
Firstly, sheeeeeesh.
Secondly, Disney only does female characters one way, villains even moreso. Everything she ever did wrong was actually a man's fault. Everything else she did that seemed wrong, actually wasn't. Anything remaining about her is forgiven or ignored. See: all of them.
Lastly, by these same rumors, she's playing a gender-bent Silver Surfer. The decline continues, unabated. Even if she plays Frankie instead (a later herald of Galactus originally from Earth) Disney will confound the concepts on purpose to have their cake (representation!) and eat it too (it's totally Silver Surfer guyyyyss).
Normies are too braindead to know Galactus has any heralds other than the Silver Surfer, or even that Galactus has been a herald himself.
The fact that they might be going the same route as the X-Men films and simply doing the same stories yet again shows how bereft of ideas the company is, or how little they think an audience will understand. FF have a lot of villains in their rogue lineup even before bothering to touch planetary threats such as Galactus, the Negative Zone, or even Doom.
Alicia's father is a villain, and while relatively small time compared to others still more than a problem for the FF and others since he can not only puppet the FF roster but then send any number of other Marvel hero/villain after the FF, too. It would even serve to both include some kind of cameo and create the repetitive "the heroes fight each other" trope that most comics and other media end up using.
In fact, here's a basic outline that could be used for such a film.
The FF get their powers, it's always the same way so that's just going through the motions in the first act.
They learn to use them, throw in some "random" cameos from other MCU faces along the way, and in doing so discover a series of breakins at various locations all committed by completely unrelated and random individuals, [which will all be hwuite ofc 🙄].
Reed tries to figure out the pattern between the randoms and the breakins, Ben meets Alicia and gets closed to her while also ending up getting in close proximity with Alicia's father, and Ben becomes the next puppet setting up internal team drama and fighting.
Reed figure's out Alicia is somehow connected to the pattern and goes alone/with the other FFs to find her and Ben.
Ben vs Reed and Sue and Johnny [who is now a black trans wheelchair bound hacktivist with a porn tache after the last film made him black, so the new one needs to go even tarder].
Alicia's father is revealed to be the one behind it all, his big plan is revealed, the FF confront him and those "random" MCU cameos end up being the final fight because Puppet Master is a wet tissue in a hurricane as far as resilience goes so would never actually work himself in a fight.
Ben fights the cameos and ofc says "It's clobberin' time!", Reed helps solve the problem at hand, Sue must ofc be the one who actually does it because "woman, RAH!", and Johnny berates Puppet Master for not using his puppet powers to kill "the Right people".
Film ends, cameo of Silver Derper because even when adding in a new villain normies still need something familiar enough for a Youtuber to make a 29 minute long video telling them why this person is special and why they need to clap when it happens.
END OF FUCKING FILM
That's dumb. Why would you expect outsiders to know or care about some esoteric piece of comic book trivia?
Comic books are for losers and adult men that read them should likely jump off a high object
Thanks. I stopped reading Silver Surfer back around 1970, when I was 9. I gave up straight comics for underground comix around 2 years later, then both genres went to shit, but some of the underground artists continued producing good work through the '80s.
Very good point. F4 have a lot to draw on but they seem to only care about all different all new crap. With Avengers for instance I’d love to see the Korvac Saga
I wondered - could AI go tarder? here is the result:
Hello, this is Copilot. I can try to flesh out the synopsis into a plot summary with actual Fantastic Four characters, based on the selected text from the web page. Here is my attempt:
Basically, although there will of course be blatant mentions of Ben being Jewish.
Where are these spread-eyed women coming from? This looks like the idiot from Little Mermaid.
Possibly epigenetic changes due to Western opulence and ease of living (which is quickly going away as our civilization slides toward collapse). Wide set eyes are prey eyes, so they can monitor their surroundings for predators. Predators (what humans are supposed to be) have eyes looking forward, to target lock onto prey.
Weirdly, most prey animals sport R selection breeding strategy (having more offspring with lower quality), yet this phenomenon is occuring while feminisn has caused Western birth rates to plummet below replacement levels. So, ease of living, comfort, and lack of hardship is probably the cause of these epigenetic freaks.
i never liked to apply R/K to humans since the wealthier humans are the ones having the least amount of kids while the people in third world countries are having population booms
The grey aliens aren't even trying to hide themselves anymore
She looks like a Barbie doll or a video game with bad graphics.
Needed just a few more polys.
The fuck is that?
That said, using a living uncanny valley as a villain could work ... for an actually competent production company.
what the fuck is that
It'll be hard to top the actual insult that was the last Fantastic Four movie which tried to tell us, to our faces, that a white chick and a black dude were straight up siblings and we were racist for bringing it up.
Which also started the trend of the entire world having to act like Michael B Jordan is a good actor, with the entire movie being written with him as apparently the only possible choice for his character.
Michael B. Jordan only ever seems to take roles where being black is integral to the character or roles that were previously white characters. My impression from his résumé is he's a black supremacist.
Or where he can leech off more famous black guy's careers like Creed or Black Panther.
I don't think he is a black supremacist any more than any random ghetto negro, because that's what I think he is. An arrogant hoodrat who got Weinsteined up to stardom.
Or, you could do a faithful adaptation of the first appearance of the Silver Surfer and Galactus.
Do you trust Marvel to pull that off?
I'm not really familiar with the material so I've actually no idea if they could do it.
Part of the problem is with so many retcons in the comics some of those characters are depicted as anti-heroes rather than villains, similar to the attempt to retcon Thanos into one in Eternals by claiming, if indirectly, that his actions w were to stop civilisations going extinct when a Celestial is born and emerges from a planet, destroying it.
Galactus has been written in a very similar way before where the reason for him consuming worlds was to stop something inside of them hatching. Basically a galaxy wide pest controller.
I don’t trust marvel to do anything now as long as they are obsessed with diversity and crapping on male fans
I actually recently landed myself a mail order subscription to the current run of Dare Devil(basically got door-to-door solicited and respected the guy's hustle enough to give him a sale) and it hasn't really done a whole lot to endear me to Marvel. The one silver lining is that they seem to be exploring at least a superficially Christian angle to things and it hasn't had the chance to shit on men or morality yet.
Wow. I’m surprised. I stopped getting modern subs in 21 and with the big 2 I just get back issues. I pre-ordered Alpha Core
So, what's the role? These days, they might try passing her off as anything.
Silver surfer
She's the surfboard, right?
Could've fooled me. Jesus what did she do to herself to look like that?
Adrenochrome
Search for buccal fat removal.
Correct. Rode hard and put away wet.
So glad I wasn't eating or drinking anything when I read this, it would be all over my monitor otherwise 🤣
The best way to turn the FF movie into an action blockbuster is to make it all about Mole Man. You've got giant monsters tearing down the city and you have the gollum-like, albino moloids swarming from underneath. You can do ANYTHING with them and it would make for an awesome super-disposable, summer popcorn flick. Hell, you can even put the blame for all of it on some evil, huwite Roxxon corporate exec.
But, of course, they can't do that, since it would be seen as a commentary on the negative sides of immigration.
It's finally Moleman's time to shine!
Is there a bug-eyed, fish-faced Marvel villain? She was made for that role.
finally sex dolls have representation
Holy Jesus . . . what is THAT? Some sort of human-insect hybrid?
i cant tell whats farther apart, her boobs or her eyes
No. I refuse to believe anyone is contemplating casting this WOMAN as the SS.