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posted 2 years ago by Nevalotri 2 years ago by Nevalotri +19 / -0
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– BegrudgingBrit 34 points 2 years ago +34 / -0

Until I'm personally balls deep in some alien pussy my standpoint on all of this bullshit is gonna be "didn't happen"

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– AnotherSchwarzesMark 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Tfw no cute blue alien women, why even live?

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– elleand202 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

I read that in Zapp Brannigan's voice.

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– dzonatan 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

We do if you'll end up spreading space aids.

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– TomSeeSaw 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Stranger Furries the documentary.

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– SomeRando 23 points 2 years ago +23 / -0

Looks like an art school papermache hackjob with some guesstimated anatomical landmarks, but then again I've never seen an alien. They might be really really stupid looking and you'd never know it.

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– SomeRando 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

If you watch the video they actually show the internal scans

I've seen more convincing and anatomically consistent practical effects from Tool's stopmotion music videos.

but it has been there for a 1000 years

I don't know if I believe that. Call it a hunch. If they recently dredged these up and started dating and testing inanimate objects from a dusty mine I'm sure they could come up with all kinds of fucky numbers if you're using the wrong method on the wrong thing.

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– LauriThorne 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

When I was a kid, I watched a discovery "documentary" about mermaids with the worst CGI I've ever seen and a skull made with like five fragments of bone played completely straight.

Bro, they are absolutely mocking us.

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– SomeRando 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

I think these things just tend to make headlines down there, and this'd just be another hat thrown in the lot what with the current trend of disclosures.

Not to say it isn't cool because it is, but again, maybe aliens are some strange extradimensional collective that through some strange use of entanglement materialize bodies just consistent enough for their practical purposes and dispose of them later - or this is some manner of mistaken acquisition/hoax.

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– lapalapa 21 points 2 years ago +21 / -0

From other sources:

Mr Maussan told attendees the specimens had been studied by scientists at the Autonomous National University of Mexico (UNAM) who were able to draw DNA evidence using radiocarbon dating. After comparisons were made to other DNA samples, it was found that over 30% of the specimens’ DNA was “unknown”, he said.

How do you draw DNA with radiocarbon dating?

The claims by the self-claimed ‘ufologist’ have not been proven and Mr Maussan has previously been associated with claims of discoveries that have later been debunked.

He was associated with a previous hoax of a bunch of UFO "mummies" back in 2017. About those previous mummies:

Discrepancies in the X-ray and CT scans: Radiographic imaging revealed that some of the mummies contained non-biological materials, such as metal and wires, which raised suspicions of manipulation.

DNA analysis: DNA testing on some of the mummies indicated that they were made up of a mixture of human and non-human DNA, further casting doubt on their authenticity.

The mummies' origins were unclear, and there was no verifiable archaeological context or documentation to support their authenticity.

This is not a government audience to make some state secret public. This is a proven hoaxer worming his way into a third-world congress as part of his publicity grift. Those "aliens" are clay figurines with an animal bone armature and filled with flesh and metal crap. I doubt the organizations whose logos he showcases as "having studied them" would agree to be associated with his PowerPoint presentation.

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– Assassin47 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I was also wondering if they had DNA, why not put the data online for everyone to look at? Even if they haven't fully sequenced it, they should have some nucleotide profile or "fingerprint" to show. If all those companies really participated in the examination, they should independently release their own findings instead of going through Jaime. It sounded like he was just namedropping.

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– fauxgnaws 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

How do you draw DNA with radiocarbon dating?

Ratio of isotopes in living beings is different over time, that's how carbon dating works, so conceivably you could say this DNA had a ratio not found on Earth in the time period (it's either from dinosaur period which is impossible or from another planet).

Of course in this case they just made up some bullshit.

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– when_we_win_remember 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

jrnlsm

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– SoctaticMethod1 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

We sure it's not just messed up remains after what the cartels did to them or what their ancestors the Aztecs did to them after sacrificing them.

That area has a history of messed up ways to execute people.

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– TerpenoidTester 18 points 2 years ago +18 / -0

This is literally all a distraction. Stop helping them deviate from their issues by throwing shiny bullshit into your face.

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– Assassin47 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

I don't necessarily buy this particular Weekly World News story, but do you discount that the story could be true AND they are just bringing it out now as a distraction? (or perhaps drip-feeding disclosure as a prelude to something worse)

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– TerpenoidTester 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

It isn't a theory. Does anyone with a functioning brain really believe that now, of all times, is when they finally admit to alien life?

Give me a fucking break. Sometimes the circus is far too easy to see, and this is one of those times.

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– Assassin47 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

now, of all times, is when they finally admit to alien life

You just said it helps them deviate from their issues by throwing shiny bullshit, so why not? I'm not convinced that it's working though. You're seeing some mainstream sources touch on the topic with an article or two, but it's not a huge story like we'd have expected decades ago.

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– TerpenoidTester 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

It's math. Mathematically the chances are nearly zero. Even if there was signs of aliens it would be withheld permanently.

The ONLY reason this is happening right now is deflection. Mathematically impossible events don't suddenly occur right after major dysfunction with world Governments.

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– lapalapa 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

They've done a thorough investigation into the bodies

No, they haven't.

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– GatoradeJeb 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

We have illegal aliens known as mexicans invading us. Biden let in 7 million so far and welded open the walls in arizona

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– CatoTheElder 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

And now when you search "alien" and "Mexico", you get this bullshit instead.

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– Guy_Incognito76 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

All this alien shit is just flooding the zone to keep embarrassing democrat stuff out of the headlines.

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– Smith1980 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I want this to be true but I doubt it. Will look into it later

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– Smith1980 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Yea. UFOs/Paranormal has been a guilty pleasure of mine since childhood so due to my wanting to believe I make sure to be very skeptical

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– Cyberguy64 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

If aliens exist, they exist. If they don't, they don't. That's kind of the long and short of it. Not really anything to get excited about with such vague info from untrustworthy sources.

Personally, I do believe there is more life out there, but that's due to my philosophies on why life exists moreso than any hard proof.

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– GeronimoJackson 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Panspermia? That's why I think life is probably everywhere out there.

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– Smith1980 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Same

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– DNA1 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

U.S. politicians have been trying to push the alien agenda hard 'subtly' in recent years. That's how even the biggest 'conspiracy theorist' has to know it's all fake and gay.

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– Lurker404 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

I'm calling bullshit. If they examined them so thoroughly, why are they still covered in loose dirt and look like they dug them up 5 minutes ago?

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– ArchRespawnsAgain 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Is it an illegal alien?

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– yvaN_ehT_nioJ 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Ayys are cool I guess but I'm more interested in what's going on in Antarctica

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– Assassin47 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QUAEFiNatE ?

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– when_we_win_remember 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Sure.

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– NoEyesNoGroin 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

If they really have done all those tests this is historic.

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– Hoodie_Fren 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Parece legítimo

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– LastRights 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

These 'alien remains' were also presented to the Peruvian congress in 2018. They've been making the rounds.

Anthony Choy says that the hoax grew more elaborate with the interest of Gaia online and later 'UFO researcher Maussan' who got a show on Netflix. Local politicians and officials have supported it, because it generates more interest for archeological artifacts of that region, as part of a multi-million dollar smuggling operation of these artifacts to Europe and the USA. lol

I suspect this is one of those blatant 'third world' corruption things that Westerners have no concept of and so will take it with a note of gravity, "cuz it's the Mexican congress!" But really, what is the Mexican congress? Does it really deserve any respect?

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