Stephen Colbert wants to make self-defense illegal
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Fuck that I'm not going to lay down and die like a bitch if some loser tries to kill me
Got my self a nice telescopic baton with a "window breaker" attachment since carrying guns is illegal in Sweden. It's the best you can get that is concealable and and actually useful.
Of course I only bought it as a collectors item and would never put it on my person, since that too is illegal.
The window breaker attachment is for public transport since all the immigrants keep stealing the ones put there for emergency use.
Why does it need to be made of hardened steel you ask? Because I am environmentally friendly and don't want something plastic that will break and end up in our oceans!
Plastic is destroying our oceans sadly. It breaks down like beach glass is worn down, except into microplastics. Was reading a study a while ago where they found it in unborn kids, probly from the women eating fish.
I'm sure a few billion more people will fix that though.
If microplastics get in our body it isn't from fish in the ocean. It's that we live in an ocean of plastic. I mean fuck, unless you ban tech fabrics in your home your dryer lint and therefore your air is chock full of them. Hopefully they are mostly harmless.
e: okay, to be correct I should just say mostly not from fish because of course you can get some from fish.
Yes, you're correct. We've made an increasingly toxic world for ourselves in terms of our society/culture as well as industrialization.
Most of the decay of our societies is enabled by our industrial advances I think.
Link for US?
https://www.specshop.pl/main-eng.html
Deliver all over Europe.
Check out Jorge Sprave over on YT. The guy has made tons of crazy DIY weapons.
how does the window breaker work? just screw into the bottom?
Yep, you just swap out the end cap.
It's covered by some rubber that it easily penetrates when applying some force so it doesn't snag on your clothes, perfect for hammer-fisting someone in the back of the head if you get into a wrestle.
It's either die at the hands of a pedo or live and see the media smear you as a Nazi and the press try to rile up a mob to kill you and your family.
>Government makes self-defense illegal
>Get placed in a situation where you have to defend yourself
>Pick one of two:
>1. Don't defend yourself and get to spend the last few seconds of your life in terror
>2. Defend yourself and get: All expenses paid room and board, free medical treatment, all the cigarettes and ramen you could want, free gym, steady work.
I'll gladly take the second option should the idiots happen to change the gun laws lol
I don't think you get cigarettes in prison any more.
Colbert seems okay with laying down and dying. Maybe he has realized that he is actually not alive. Is living, just not living.
If a mob of armed pedos and wife-beaters started firing on him, you better bet he'd hope someone killed his attackers. He's just being a lying leftist. But I repeat myself.
He's not left, he is a corporate whore and will be used to point gullible people in the direction needed.
He is absolutely left. As far left as they come. More than any single person he is responsible for the despicable personality that so many millennials have, where they constantly spew snark and have no idea what actual wit looks like.
As soon as every celebrity and politician goes without security of any kind for a decade we can discuss this, until then go fuck yourselves.
Okay so let's say self defense becomes illegal.
That means once you've defended yourself against 1 individual, you might as well continue clapping marxists until you're taken down.
Well their reasoning is self defense measures are the reason for perpetuating more violence.
So you should allow yourself get beat to death and watch your wife and children get raped in your last dying moments.
Oh wait, sorry. I forgot, once you can no longer defend yourself, all bad things in the world will cease forever to exist so don't worry about that.
"You defending yourself is leading to more violence," say the people that have been literally aiding and abetting leftist violence for years.
No, their reasoning is that if you need to defend yourself, you had it coming.
You had something somebody else wanted, which makes you privileged. Someone hates you? Probably because you didn't embrace whatever new propaganda zeitgeist has been heralded as the be all end all of existence.
If you deserve protection, the government, of course, will be the one you have to depend on for it. Some people rank high enough to get 24/7 military-grade security, you'll have to settle for a rape whistle and police car 30 minutes away.
If you're unpersoned, hell, you don't get police at all. Whether it's drug out into the street and shot or just starving to death because all banks and jobs are closed off to your wrongthink, same difference to them.
You. I like you
"what's the penalty for tardiness?"
"death"
"what's the penalty for revolution?"
"death"
I just hope if some violent pedo comes to Colbert's house to harm his family that his wife's boyfriend is there- because Stephen will just let his whole family get raped and murdered.
I'm guessing there's already a pedo at Stephen Colbert's house.
Physiognomy is real. He's a damn good example. I'd bet a month's pay that he is a pedophile.
How can we coexist with people who try to flip the table the moment they don't get what they want?
Those people will always exist. I'm curious as to why, at this moment in history, they're actually holding sway.
I hope it's just the change of dominant media, you're seeing voices that would normally not make it to prime time earn a slot because the real talent is leaving and there isn't any competition.
If it's not that, we're just at the end of an Empire. We got fucked up by China, we didn't act clearly and quickly enough, and we're about to get rolled into a new World War. Thankfully, I don't think China actually stands a chance to win, but it will completely change the face of the United States and Europe afterwards.
It's insane how in control this agenda is. My fucking God, how do so many sell out the wonderful country they grew up in?
Prepare your family for chaos. This isn't 1861 and our own government is now 100% in the hands of the NWO.
I feel good about our odds. Problem with their stupid plans are, they're stupid. They can only win if the population is as stupid and passive as they think it is.
But only the shitty worthless people are like that. You know, their base. They tried to do a power grab from the bottom up but they could only hold onto the bottom. So that's who they have for their future. Pretty shitty.
Real Americans just have to resist and move to the right areas. Strength in geography and numbers. Let them employ their game. It'll fail before it starts (hello, globalism), their "green tech" is garbage, their Great Reset is a bizarre pipe dream that's really just a cash grab (why would they do anything when they can do nothing instead and just keep all the power and money?), and they chose as their base the outcasts, losers, weak, mentally ill, and bums.
Hold tight. Get somewhere safe. Watch it all fail. And in the scramble somewhere in 10 years, a real America will rise again.
Dont forget middle to upper-middle class suburbanites, though they are just as useless. I do wonder if our side will have the strength to deal with friends and family who refuse to budge from their programming, though
They're no longer friends and family at a certain point.
That's where the geography strategy comes into play. See if you can persuade them to move with you to red states to concentrate numbers and consolidate a solid homogenous base.
They intend to do something that we would shoot them for. That is the only explanation.
If we have a right to live, we must therefore also have the right to defend that life. It's literally the first right we have derived via logic. If someone argues you don't have that right, it means they want to kill you or have control over when you live or die.
You might wonder.. "maybe he has an advanced degree in some subject, given how smug he is?"
Nope. His major was: "Theater."
He's a confused clown who mistakes his position as a CBS late show contract player for something significant.
/s is for fags.
Well good for him but I think we should make driving into a crowd of children and grandmothers illegal.
Better judged by 12 than carried by 6.
Why not make cuckoldry mandatory?
People with private body guards want you to be defenceless.
You don't want to see what happens when people don't have anything left to lose. You just don't.
If self-defense is illegal, does that mean private security is too?
Meanwhile, my state makes Wisconsin seem like a restrictive hellhole by comparison as far as self defense is concerned, and would likely make these leftoids have a heart attack.
Under all situations (even while out on the street), you are under no duty to retreat, and in the event of a shooting the DA must prove to a judge that there is reasonable doubt that it was unjustified before you even get to trial. And within your own house, state law assumes that anyone on your property is a dangerous threat by default, so you have yet more protection in the event of a shooting. And that is before you get to the pro-defense DAs who take a very dim view on crime who have done some actually kind of over the top things before.
But please, tell me more about how self defense is bad.
Florida?
Kansas. But we did model our self defense laws off of theirs IIRC. But like I said, there are some local cases in more rural counties that have seen self defense be taken even stronger than the law already says.
Well of course a state actor wants to defend other state actors.
"everyone takes a beating sometimes"
Except for the elites....yet
you gonna give up your private security, steve?
Maybe these assholes should get home invaded a few times.
The United States of Lyncherdom has returned.
If they don't stop attacking, reload.
Of course he does. All totalitarians want you disarmed and vulnerable.
See Austraila and their "camps"
So if somebody started beating Stephen Coldsore's ass, he'd just lay there and take it?
Can't listen or look at this dingus now and not be reminded of Littlebinger.
Stephen Colbert was always a obnoxious unfunny cunt .
He is a retard.