Stephen Colbert wants to make self-defense illegal
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Fuck that I'm not going to lay down and die like a bitch if some loser tries to kill me
Got my self a nice telescopic baton with a "window breaker" attachment since carrying guns is illegal in Sweden. It's the best you can get that is concealable and and actually useful.
Of course I only bought it as a collectors item and would never put it on my person, since that too is illegal.
The window breaker attachment is for public transport since all the immigrants keep stealing the ones put there for emergency use.
Why does it need to be made of hardened steel you ask? Because I am environmentally friendly and don't want something plastic that will break and end up in our oceans!
Plastic is destroying our oceans sadly. It breaks down like beach glass is worn down, except into microplastics. Was reading a study a while ago where they found it in unborn kids, probly from the women eating fish.
I'm sure a few billion more people will fix that though.
Link for US?
https://www.specshop.pl/main-eng.html
Deliver all over Europe.
Check out Jorge Sprave over on YT. The guy has made tons of crazy DIY weapons.
how does the window breaker work? just screw into the bottom?
Yep, you just swap out the end cap.
It's covered by some rubber that it easily penetrates when applying some force so it doesn't snag on your clothes, perfect for hammer-fisting someone in the back of the head if you get into a wrestle.
>Government makes self-defense illegal
>Get placed in a situation where you have to defend yourself
>Pick one of two:
>1. Don't defend yourself and get to spend the last few seconds of your life in terror
>2. Defend yourself and get: All expenses paid room and board, free medical treatment, all the cigarettes and ramen you could want, free gym, steady work.
I'll gladly take the second option should the idiots happen to change the gun laws lol
I don't think you get cigarettes in prison any more.
It's either die at the hands of a pedo or live and see the media smear you as a Nazi and the press try to rile up a mob to kill you and your family.
Colbert seems okay with laying down and dying. Maybe he has realized that he is actually not alive. Is living, just not living.
If a mob of armed pedos and wife-beaters started firing on him, you better bet he'd hope someone killed his attackers. He's just being a lying leftist. But I repeat myself.
He's not left, he is a corporate whore and will be used to point gullible people in the direction needed.
He is absolutely left. As far left as they come. More than any single person he is responsible for the despicable personality that so many millennials have, where they constantly spew snark and have no idea what actual wit looks like.