Not officially a graduation, but we did have "Farewell Night" in 8th grade. It was more casual (no caps and gowns), but the same basic idea. This would have been the early 2000s.

The agreement includes adding former Meta executive Carolyn Everson to its board of directors.

I'm getting Down and Out In The Magic Kingdom vibes. Everything's replaced with VR experiences.

Already? They just did one where he fought Belgians in the Congo a few years ago.

The bear wants something to eat. The people want to make the cashier's life miserable.

I'm calling Officer Big Mac. Have fun sharing a cell with the Hamburglar and Captain Crook.

It was just a joke.

Make sure to watch Usher II this October.

1/18

Subtract 12 days.

1/6

Google are MAGA extremists.

I'm sure you've seen the pop vs soda map. Southern Indiana is coke territory, along with the south. It's not unreasonable to think other southern slang is used there.

I suspect my minister would say it's part of the fallen state of the world. Sin corrupted everything, not just people.

I've seen a Komodo dragon on a leash like that. Get on my level.

Then the parent is sent to the gulag for misgendering.

Yes, national socialism is still socialism

I suspect bathtubs are an important part of the book's plot.

I don't know. Part of me wants to say that Star Wars merch makes them so much money that they don't want to screw with the OT.

On the other hand, Disney bought Star Wars because they wanted to have something that appeals to boys the way Disney princesses appeal to girls. Despite this, they made a bunch of movies that pander to girls. So maybe they just can't help themselves.

I've seen alcoholic characters who are sympathetic, but never ones who perform human sacrifice. I think you buried the lead there.

Between the Gestapo and the Stasi, you'd think Germans would keep their police on a very short leash.

What are we at now? "Build you own worldwide computer network?"

International politics, but politics just the same.

If she wants to put herself in her dad's shoes, she needs to do it all the way. Let her get up with him, work his job, and then see if him complaints still seem unreasonable.

Sure they would. They can make money by renting you a pan and having you subscribe for firewood.

I like the line "That was war! This is politics!" Has there ever been a war that wasn't about politics?

The party of science, ladies and gentleman!

He contributed by providing public funds to cover these medical procedures.

WWI was the original, not WWII.