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SoctaticMethod1 35 points ago +35 / -0

See this is a difference in intelligence

The Brown bear knows it's strengths and power but prefers not to waste energy needlessly, if it can walk in, grab a snack and walk out just by not causing a commotion, it's happy it might've found a cheap way to get extra food

The black people pictured waste their energy needlessly, destroy what could've been an easy source of food, and now they are vulnerable to a challenger approaching because they wasted their energy. The bear is smarter.

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MaximumHonk 25 points ago +25 / -0

Unironically literal guerillas have higher IQ than a not insubstantial portion of blacks. When you combine that with an absolutely degenerate culture and 0 personal accountability you get this.

Must be racism causing those food deserts though.

Edit: Too late now but auto correct cucked me out of gorillas.

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SoctaticMethod1 19 points ago +19 / -0

There's a TON of animals that are smarter than a significant portion of humanity when you look at their situational awareness, problem solving and risk assessment capabilities.

Crows, different species of dogs (German shepherds and labrador especially), cats, elephants, octopuses, there's a large list when people don't even try to apply themselves.

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Steampunk_Moustache 19 points ago +19 / -0

I've seen dogs exhibit shame and guilt for trashing something out of boredom. Pretty sure no shame or guilt was exhibited here.

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RoulerBleu 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nay-sayers will routinely claim the dog is only reacting submissive to your behavior, because they can't even remember they did something forbidden.

Except my dog would hide and act extremely ashamed before I had any idea he trashed something.

I would have to look around the house to find the damage when comming home to my dog do his ''so ashamed I want to become invisible'' act. ( As in, he would give-himself away by acting weird. )

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Steampunk_Moustache 3 points ago +3 / -0

My cat liked to lick the gravy and such off dirty dishes, so he would climb up on the countertop to do it - a place where he knew I did not allow him to be.

One night, it's 3AM and I get up for a glass of water. I hear a thud in the kitchen that I know is him jumping down off the counter. In that moment, I know what he was doing, I know that he has heard me coming, and I know that he is fleeing from the scene of his crime.

I enter the kitchen and he is nowhere to be seen. I get my glass of water, and he walks up to me to headbutt my legs. He thinks I don't know.

I look at the dishes - covered in little slurp-patterns, and before I can even turn to look at him again he fucking BOLTS out of the room, because he knows I know.

That cat is a dumbass in many ways - there are lots of concepts that doesn't understand at all, but he understands the concept rules, and of lying.

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-Fender- 16 points ago +17 / -1

Guerillas?

How do you assign average IQ to a war tactic for strike forces?

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JediDwag 9 points ago +9 / -0

How do you administer an IQ test to a gorilla?

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Mpetey123 13 points ago +13 / -0

This could be an old wives tale but I remember hearing about scientists testing dolphin's intelligence with a series of tests, the dolphins did poorly. Then later on with no recording on the dolphins started to do the tests with no prompting and easily performed the tasks. The point being the dolphins threw the test, you can't trust mammals

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AntonioOfVenice 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cute.

Have you heard of Clever Hans?

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Mpetey123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have not

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AntonioOfVenice 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guy spent years teaching his horse math. And the horse answered correctly. It was a miracle.

Then some other guy came and discovered that the horse was actually picking up cues from bystanders on what to do.

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Mpetey123 10 points ago +10 / -0

That seems just as impressive to me.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dophins are cool. They are the only wild animal that I know of that will actually play with people. I had some race me in a boat, and I've had them curiously swim up when swimming and surfing.

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Mpetey123 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes they "play" with people too much...ask Hank Hill

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AntonioOfVenice 4 points ago +5 / -1

Unironically literal guerillas have higher IQ than a not insubstantial portion of blacks.

So what is the IQ of gorillas?

Edit: me is as stupid as a gorilla, I read this as 'gorillas'.

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ailurus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Apparently, an orangutan once got a score of 75 on an IQ test on live TV and a gorilla who learned sign language had an IQ of 84.

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AntonioOfVenice 0 points ago +4 / -4

I highly doubt that. Coco the Gorilla certainly doesn't have an IQ of 84.

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RamboDrivesALambo 9 points ago +9 / -0

She apparently took several iq tests (not sure what kind of iq test you give to a gorilla) and scored between 70 and 95 on them. Took me longer to type this to you than to simply look it up.

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AntonioOfVenice -1 points ago +3 / -4

See, I don't believe that, because it makes no sense.

A gorilla is as smart as 50% of the human population? No.

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RamboDrivesALambo 15 points ago +15 / -0

78.9 percent of the world population is in asia and Africa, are you sure you don't believe?

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MargarineMongoose 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lazy googling puts it at roughly 70 to 90, which is above the average of 67 in say, Somalia.

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AntonioOfVenice -6 points ago +4 / -10

If you actually believe that gorillas have an IQ of 90, then gorillas are smarter than you...

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MargarineMongoose 18 points ago +18 / -0

https://archive.ph/FeLTj#selection-709.0-734.0

The more you post the less I respect you.

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AntonioOfVenice -4 points ago +2 / -6

https://archive.ph/FeLTj#selection-709.0-734.0

Wow, the BBC saying 'was said to have', citing no source at all. You can clearly get Europeans and Americans to believe literally anything as long as you put it on some website.

Like I said: if you believe a gorilla has an IQ of 95, I've got a bridge to sell you.

The more you post the less I respect you.

I'll cry myself to sleep.

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RamboDrivesALambo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh I see you're a troll. Koko was smarter than trolls.

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MargarineMongoose 12 points ago +12 / -0

No, he's just a faggot and a leftist, but I repeat myself.

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MrPim 3 points ago +3 / -0

He means the gorilla guerillas.

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AntonioOfVenice 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ah crap, now that's stupid. I did read that as 'gorillas' (because we were talking about animals). I wondered how anyone could believe that gorillas are smarter than blacks.

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MaximumHonk 2 points ago +2 / -0

No I meant gorillas but it autocorrected so in fact I was the fool.

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dagthegnome 21 points ago +21 / -0

The bear even took his snacks outside before he ate them. What a well-mannered fellow.

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LauriThorne 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is why there aren't any grocery stores in your neighborhood anymore, jackasses

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ghostfox1_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dindus gonna dindu. They've just made me admit that there's no reconciliation with normal people, and the only option is actual segregation. Let them ruin their own shit and die off. Then the rest of us will be better off.

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AntonioOfVenice 1 point ago +6 / -5

So you'd throw Sowell and Clarence Thomas in with these animals because they're black?

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ghostfox1_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'd rather not, but I'm also going to assume the worst of black people until proven otherwise, because the majority are.

Unlike the imp, I don't assume every black person is a dindu sack of shit. The actual smartest dude I personally know is black (phd in some biochem thing), but the exception isn't the rule.

If the options are "allow dindus to riot and kill innocent people and destroy shit, but get Sowell et al" or "stick them all somewhere and let them all die off (or otherwise be in some african shithole)", the latter is preferable. There's always a middle ground though.

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AntonioOfVenice -1 points ago +3 / -4

I'd rather not, but I'm also going to assume the worst of black people until proven otherwise, because the majority are.

The majority? How so? It's a very small group causing most crime, which is why imprisoning more criminals has such great effects.

The actual smartest dude I personally know is black (phd in some biochem thing), but the exception isn't the rule.

Correct.

If the options are "allow dindus to riot and kill innocent people and destroy shit, but get Sowell et al" or "stick them all somewhere and let them all die off (or otherwise be in some african shithole)", the latter is preferable. There's always a middle ground though.

Ah OK, so that second thing is not your first choice. Thank God for small mercies at least.

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ghostfox1_ 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'd personally rather just dump all the worthless ones back in Africa. Race baiters? Get booted. Commit crimes for years? Get booted. Sit on welfare for 20 years because you're a lazy sack of shit? Get booted.

This also applies to white people, Asians, etc. Black people just have the highest rate of worthless pieces of shit.

Also, if sending criminals to jail worked in the dindu community, they'd learn a lesson. And yet they never have. Because most of them have room temperature iqs.

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Assassin47 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bring back exile for felonies. Make a deal with some African country to buy our former American exiles. That will get rid of the problem ones. If I was king I would have taken over Somalia and used that as our dumping ground.

Welfare could be solved by simply not giving them welfare, which I assume would be an easier political feat than exile.

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AntonioOfVenice 0 points ago +2 / -2

I'd personally rather just dump all the worthless ones back in Africa. Race baiters? Get booted. Commit crimes for years? Get booted. Sit on welfare for 20 years because you're a lazy sack of shit? Get booted.

This also applies to white people, Asians, etc. Black people just have the highest rate of worthless pieces of shit.

This sounds appealing. OTOH, the horror that will befall Africans...

Also, if sending criminals to jail worked in the dindu community, they'd learn a lesson. And yet they never have. Because most of them have room temperature iqs.

It rarely "works" regarding specific deterrence for any race. It is not just because criminals are not intelligent - there's a variety of reasons for it. Regardless, putting them in jail works to prevent crime because you can't terrorize neighborhoods from jail.

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ghostfox1_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

This sounds appealing. OTOH, the horror that will befall Africans...

Africa is still a shithole, and will beat the fuck out of these faggots until they figure it out, or die. Either way, solves the problem.

It rarely "works" regarding specific deterrence for any race

No, white people generally don't commit crime because we understand actions have consequences. Blacks don't have the intelligence to understand that same thing, as a general rule, and people are afraid to solve the problem.

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AntonioOfVenice 0 points ago +3 / -3

No, white people generally don't commit crime because we understand actions have consequences.

Obviously, black people also "generally" don't commit crime. More of them commit crime, but not a majority as you suggest here.

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Adamrises 9 points ago +9 / -0

The net benefit of removing these types from society will be magnitudes more than anything Sowell or Thomas ever contributed, no matter how huge it has been.

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AgnosticTemplar 11 points ago +11 / -0

I can assuredly say I don't carry a gun to ward off bears.

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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Said no Alaskan ever. :-P

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AntonioOfVenice 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wow, such a polite bear.

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You_Are_Based 11 points ago +11 / -0

Never relax around black bears. Make sure your food is secured where they can't see or smell it at night. If you frequent an area with a high population of black bears, or are a food producer in locale where black bears are known to appear, you may want to invest in a firearm and the appropriate training.

Contact local officials offices and take their guidance to help practice safety within the grace of the law. Remember, the possibility of a black bear attack is not a viable defense for any violation you may commit!

Do not rely on advice such as standing still, drawing aggressive attention to yourself, or on gimmick products such as irritating spray cans or high volume sound devices. Many black bear related deaths are associated with hearsay advice that may have in fact contributed to the state of hyper aggression that we often see in footage of black bear attacks.

And while you practice black bear safety please consider writing to your senator to show them your concern for the mass migration of brown bear populations northward through southern regions. There is material you can quote directly from government ecological authorities on the disastrous implications of this event.

Brown bears don't suffer as bad of a reputation as black bears, but we should not let that distract from the threats brown bears do pose to our ecological systems as they exist today. Remember, it takes every one of us preserve nature!

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Archie78 7 points ago +7 / -0

When a wild animal has more restraint.......

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lapalapa 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's not restraint. Animals can't be malicious.

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reidj 6 points ago +6 / -0

The bear wants something to eat. The people want to make the cashier's life miserable.

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SupremeReader [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love them zany animal videos.

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TomSeeSaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let them Fight!

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realerfunction 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh lawd he snackin