22 Bearing - Man walks his 'emotional support alligator' through Philadelphia park (www.bitchute.com) posted 3 years ago by xleb2 3 years ago by xleb2 +22 / -0 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I am 100% in favor of emotional support alligators, along with self-defense alligators.
Philidelphia earned that shit.
I feel like if the criminal scum of most democrat cities would be way more scared of attack reptiles than attack dogs.
See: "Here Chiquita!"
You know what? I'll allow it. If you're going to go off the deep end, may as well do it in an amusing way.
I mean if I could, I would have an emotional support brown bear to have near me at all times
I got jealous of all the stories of Wojtek and that was born way too late to meet him.
"You wouldn't download a BEAR, would you?"
Yes. Yes, I would.
Speak softly and carry a large reptile.
“No miss flight attendant lady, I will not calm down. There is no reason why my emotional support elephant can’t board this flight with me!”
Based
I've seen a Komodo dragon on a leash like that. Get on my level.