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celticwhisper 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's true. The Mises Caucus won every seat in their internal election last summer in an event that's come to be known as the Reno Reset.

There was a lot of screeching from the usual suspects, too, when they rewrote their party platform to be a minimalist "Self ownership, non-aggression, property rights" three-pillar platform (with a soft 4th pillar of Austrian economics) and that happened to include getting rid of social justice talking points that had been injected by the Cato libertarians who Dave Smith calls the "loser brigade."

It was glorious.

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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the futa cum. It's proven to increase cognitive capacity and inclination toward patience and logic.

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celticwhisper 7 points ago +9 / -2

It should go something like this:

As an adult, you're free to fuck whoever you want, however you want, whenever you want, as long as you have their permission and it's in the privacy of your own home. In public, please at least attempt to conduct yourself like a civilized human being and not some kind of touched histrionic savage. Here's how to not get the clap. Oh, and kids can't consent so don't even fucking think about it.

Speaking of kids, that's what you all are right now. So as a kid, focus on your studies, get to bed on time and eat your damn vegetables. Class dismissed.

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celticwhisper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Maybe it's like that "multiple system of headmates" shit we saw on Tumblr 10 years ago.

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celticwhisper 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've noticed that too, or something similar. Usually men are more likely to ((comically)badly) impersonate women. Bruce Jenner, William Thomas, Jonathan Yaniv, Richard Levine, whatever the "It's ma'am!" guy's name is.

All the theys and thems and xe-xi-xo-xums I've run into have been chromosomally XX. Abigail Shrier touches on this in "Irreversible Damage" when talking about adolescent girls wanting to be "something in the middle." I could speculate as to why but whatever the reason, it's less common to see women impersonating the opposite gender than it is to see them trying to pretend that there's some kind of "both and neither" option C. Yes, there's Ellen Page, but she seems to be an outlier.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What would a note have said? 'Wookiee dead, details later'?"

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

The wisdom of 4chan endures.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rate she's going to be Peter Principle'd to CEO of Disney within 5 years.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else hear this set to the backdrop of White Town's "Your Woman" in your head?

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to see him stay quiet. Just for a little while. Juuuuuist long enough to give the social-justards hope. And then fire her and replace her with someone on par with Matt Walsh or Michael Knowles.

EDIT: And then introduce a sitewide substitution filter that replaces "cis" with "normal" or "real."

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celticwhisper 19 points ago +19 / -0

Just a reminder that his birth name/real name is Richard. Richard Levine.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Abbycadabra'd.

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celticwhisper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except you, Daniel. How many resurrections is this for you?

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celticwhisper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I downloaded a bunch of nude/lewd/sexy Ashley mods from NexusMods in case they disappear. If anyone has a preferred file locker, I can upload a .7z.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the fat guy J.B. Pritzker? Because if so, I wouldn't stop someone from shoving him onto the tracks.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

They really do seem to be a cut above most other nude mods I've seen.

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celticwhisper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't buy into their lingo. What they're calling "legends" is the EU and the old-school EU canon. Just because Disney says their shitty fan fiction is the new canon doesn't have to mean fuck-all to us.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Miserable degenerates. Why can't they watch midget clown porn like god intended?

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Hide behind the pile of dead bards!"

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