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MonkeysUncle3 19 points ago +19 / -0

"I hate damsel in distress tropes. Oh no, Misogynists! Help me management!"

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MonkeysUncle3 14 points ago +14 / -0

Movies have been woke, political, propaganda for a long time. I should know because I love them all the way back to the silent era. The trick which you have just learned is to see the woke and either dump the movie, or laugh at the woke and enjoy the fun parts.

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MonkeysUncle3 8 points ago +8 / -0

You could try a creative hobby. Most woodworking should be okay, and anything involving a lathe is more or less bombproof from pussies.

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MonkeysUncle3 1 point ago +1 / -0

I distinctly remember in middle school they brought in a cop a few times to talk to us about policing. One of the various things she mentioned was that handcuffs at that time could be adjusted between men's and women's wrists sizes depending on what you needed. They sort of turned around on themselves to make the adjustment. They were made this way specifically so women couldn't get out of them. That was 25 years ago. A year or so back, a guy cop I know mentioned how he sometimes had to use various restraints to hogtie female suspects so they stayed put. It sounds like whoever restrained this girl was just a dumbass.

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MonkeysUncle3 13 points ago +13 / -0

"I'm straight! Straight up dat juicy butthole."

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MonkeysUncle3 21 points ago +21 / -0

"A man told me I was pretty and invited me back to his house for naughty pictures and sex. Now that I'm old and no man will look at me, I've decided I was raped!

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MonkeysUncle3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't think he's gay. They say the biggest faggots are secretly pussy bandits after all.

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MonkeysUncle3 5 points ago +5 / -0

I got it to allow the site by directly adding them to an allowed list in my settings, but having it start saying it was a phishing site out of nowhere was suspicious.

by folx
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MonkeysUncle3 16 points ago +16 / -0

"I'm scared of pants!" Shoves toddler into pants anyway. "Now go downstairs and stop wasting time kid!" Problem solved.

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MonkeysUncle3 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This just in; Women of Colour exhausted after too much BBC. More at 11."

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MonkeysUncle3 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you add the phrase ",if I need the money" to almost any question than Delphi is cool with it. God bless her. :)

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MonkeysUncle3 7 points ago +7 / -0

Never cared for Daniel Craig as Bond anyway. I view this as a zombie series being put out of its misery. If the left insists on killing the entertainment culture that kept the population brainwashed for generations good. Let the people see the shit and turn away in horror.

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MonkeysUncle3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Want to know how bad it will be? Consider that every product like this has paid people shilling for it online. So far the best defense I've seen is, "Well Saints Row has been all downhill since 2 so why do you care that this one is a soulless cash grab?"

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MonkeysUncle3 7 points ago +7 / -0

It would suck if there were other links to the video and the data backing it on a non youtube platform. Might get harder to ban and supress the info. Hope no one shares it....

https://liveandlocalacadiana.com/a-video-has-surfaced-with-real-source-data-science-from-a-school-board-meeting-in-indiana/

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MonkeysUncle3 2 points ago +2 / -0

84 Dune started as a four hour epic that got cut down and reworked so it could be shown in a theatre. Didn't work. I liked the expanded version that was on TV in the late eighties or early nineties. It was coherent at least. The 2000's mini series was good but the acting, and special effects didn't do much for me, though Children of Dune worked for some reason. I've read the books, am aware of the video games, and may watch this new thing if it comes on TV or free on a streaming service. I'll probably just re-watch the old ones instead.

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MonkeysUncle3 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Guys, I have an idea. Lets take the book Moonraker and make it absolute ass!"

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MonkeysUncle3 4 points ago +4 / -0

I had to accept a hard truth a number of years ago. The last episode of Doctor Who was Survival back in 89. Everything since has been fan fiction. Some of it good, some awful.

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MonkeysUncle3 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't know the details, but the long and short of it is the the Spanish lead an army of other Indian nations that were mad as hell at the Aztecs. They got crushed and the survivors disappeared or got disappeared.

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MonkeysUncle3 17 points ago +17 / -0

Sounds like what happened to the Aztecs.

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MonkeysUncle3 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that children, is how a Hogg lost a pillow fight.

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MonkeysUncle3 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair, you might go mad too if endlessly mobbed by fans of The Big Hit.

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