https://youtu.be/JrY1iOgd0Ic

At least the amputation served a fucking purpose.

"I miss Baywatch."

The finger on the monkey's paw curls

Unearthed memory. As a toddler I tried walking in my mom's pair. I recall eating shit and never tried again. Not sure how they wear those cursed things.

The narcissism. They simply can not accept that we humans are just abnormally intelligent animals. We're born, we breed, we die. They think we have somehow transcended this cycle. We have not. We live by that cycle and they want to shatter it. If they get their way....

WE. WILL. DIE.

Whatever the fuck is behind this shit is seriously trying to euthanize the human race.

Jesus, you could park a car between her eyes. I forgot how... odd the design was.

I just have one question. What's your take on the three seashells?

I thought you said Democratic Influence and that was the funniest god damn thing I read all day.

Would the real Imp Shady please stand up.

Imagine going up to a vegetarian and showing them your new invention. A salad made of meat, but disguised to look like a real salad, to get them to eat meat. It's fucking weird and an insult to the intelligence of all involved.

These plant burgers are just insinuations that people are too dumb to not eat meat and have to be tricked. Which if you think about it... is kinda like the you know whats not telling their partners the truth before getting down... Interesting that people are ok with this underhanded mindset.

Careful with olive oil. It has a lower burning point and will catch fire before veg oil.

To be fair, the ones we are getting are far more interesting than just another thug. They look like they wouldn't do such a thing at face value.

It's like a Renaissance painting.

Unless this motherfucker has been doing nothing but teleporting Bud, he at one point had to purchase it.

I get what he's doing, but it's hard to ignore the part where he probably paid them to do this.

(in the far deep depths of my psyche.... I hear a faint voice. "Pool's closed")

Here we go

I was lead to believe it was filled with greasers and cheerleaders constantly dancing and singing. No?

If Covid was half as bad as it was advertised places like India would have been wiped off the map. There's no quarinreening that population. Especially people that regularly bathe in shit water.

"Force himself" sounds like he is the one that isn't consenting.

Trans male. I know it can be confusing. Just replace the word "trans" with "fake" and you will be able to keep your wires uncrossed. Trans male = fake male.

Wait a minute.... thats not in green text!

He has the consistency of one, but no. He's more like a demon that appears if you say certain words into a bathroom mirror too many times.

A small part of me is saying someone is in on the joke, because the image they went with is fucking gold.

Furries are in the now hedonists. Trannies are too, but the latter gets off to power and controll. The former wears a diaper in public.... saddly the former is less of a threat.