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GuestAccount69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gamergate 3.0: Last Grifter Standing!

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GuestAccount69 34 points ago +34 / -0

• Magus is trans.

• Lucca is a lesbian of color.

• Frog is a furry. It's a curse, not a fetish, bigot.

• Robo is a sex robot.

• Ayla is flat-bodied and covered in fur, from neck to feet.

• Marle is arabic.

• Crono is an abusive, thieving, incompetent coward with low impulse control and everyone hates him. They call him "the orange-haired bastard."

• Lavos is no longer a malevolent alien force, the god of the outsiders, that is bent on destroying life as we know it, for its own selfish needs. Now she/them is a force for inclusion, universal equity and strength through diversity.

• The main villain of the story, obviously, is Crono, who uses time travel as a means of escaping the current year, furious that people like him are no longer running his country and wallowing in the nostalgia of other people's former glories.

• The localizers will be put in charge of the writing. The character art will, obviously, have to be redone, to conform to modern sensibilities and it will be done by anonymous doodlers from Tumblr.

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, are these "elites" running the brainwashing machinery of the mainstream media, or are they it's victims?

Are they it's sole, intended victims, kept in the dark by some secret 0.00000000001% superelite?

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

OP's tldw summary of the video: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Not sure I disagree with him, though. The extreme close-up... the way his head is angled... and those oversized, wet lips of his... it's like he wants me to look down at him, giving me a blowjob. I stopped watching his videos, cause the whole presentation (and his face) makes me sick to my stomach.

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GuestAccount69 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trump should do as the pharaohs - move the capital to Memphis, Tennessee.

EDIT: My apologies. This is what happens when eurotrash have nothing to contribute to a conversation on US politics but memes. I should know better, watching that youtuber guy doing it all the time here.

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GuestAccount69 30 points ago +30 / -0

Democrats use money to acquire power.

Republicans use power to acquire money.

I use the people on this forum to "acquire" cool things to say. Shout out to whoever said it first.

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GuestAccount69 27 points ago +27 / -0

When I was a kid, the books I read were written by Robert Louis Stevenson, Alexandre Dumas, Karl May, Emilio Salgari, HG Welles, Jules Verne, Isaac Asimov, Arthur C Clarke, Michael Moorcock, Old Man Tolkien and many, many more.

These books gave to me worlds and lifetimes of purest adventure. I didn't need stories made just for children, condescending and full of hand-holding. Nothing written in this age of straight-to-kindle WHORESHIT can and will ever measure up to these classics.

But, this made-for-kids drivel? This is nothing other than welfare literature. Like everywhere else in the entertainment industry, these "writers"' works are published so they don't starve to death. And it's their audience that has to suffer their incompetence.

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GuestAccount69 12 points ago +12 / -0

Google tracked your ip and the ai's politically correct programming made it glitch out, since making an image of a jewish pope could be considered antisemitic.

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GuestAccount69 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe get off Twitter, then. The only time I see this shit is when losers like you bring it to my attention.

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fileplanet had IP blocks for entire COUNTRIES. I personally never did anything there other than try to get some mods and my country was blocked for no reason I can figure out. In the current year, this authoritarianism would have become magnified hundredfold.

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GuestAccount69 6 points ago +6 / -0

Does 'racist stereotype' refer to all the Guido Mafiosi you kill in Tomb Raider 2? I always found it funny that the Italian Mafia would be trying to find a Chinese magic dagger, but now I get it. Yes, regardless of the plot.

I bet they were originally meant to be the Tong/Yakuza, but the pussy devs switched it, because they didn't want a game where you kill Chinamen all the time. Yes, regardless of the Venice mission.

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GuestAccount69 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, I'm a muslim infiltrator doing... what? Shitting on them? The only reason I don't go after ger111 as much as you is that at least he's honest about his purpose here, and doesn't try to pretend he's anything other than a muslim shill.

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GuestAccount69 8 points ago +8 / -0

No, she lied about being an american indian. Just like you keep lying about not being an israeli shill.

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

When the killings start, anyone who's ever shipped Bodie and Doyle will get the rope.

by Lethn
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GuestAccount69 6 points ago +6 / -0

...Just a bunch of random words, loosely held together.

HAS to be AI generated.

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

Great find. All the voices were on point, except the 90 year-old Connery's. I guess they thought this makes it more of a parody, than with some more realistic voice.

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GuestAccount69 13 points ago +13 / -0

You don't think this is a good thing? You don't think this is Tikkun Olam?

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GuestAccount69 14 points ago +14 / -0

For me the biggest slap in the face was the constant sound of people's giddy laughter in the background. Contrast it with the previous games, where everyone is constantly crying, wailing and yelling "DIIIIIIIOOOOO!" Yeah, they really pushed hard into making Ottoman Turkey, possibly the most aggressive and xenophobic place of the age, seem like a place of universal love and empathy.

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GuestAccount69 5 points ago +5 / -0

They should have put more effort into pushing Matthew McConaughey. Something to look forward for 2028, I guess.

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