Jesus was a Communist
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Christ preached personal charity and despised hypocrites.
So naturally liberals think that He would approve of them voting to have other people's stuff taken away, half of it wasted, while calling themselves righteous.
And if you want to talk about killing people for usury, we absolutely can. That'll be a short conversation.
They take my money and give it to drug addicts.
They take my money and give it to evil hospitals that say they can change gender.
They take my money and use it to spread lies and pornography.
They want to throw me in jail for resisting it at any level.
The hungry are still starving. The homeless are still unsheltered. Justice is left undone.
Exactly. There's not even a pretence of consent of the governed. Never has been. People don't have the faintest understanding of what consent of the governed would actually look like. They hear words but don't understand them or take them seriously.
Was going to say exactly this when I came into the topic.
First people repented, then they promised to sin no more, then JC helped them. In that order.
I wa about to say that. Christ calls us to help those in need
As a supporter of Usury, I assure you they don't want to be told that the rate of return on their pension plans have to be capped at 3%.
Very surface level interpretation, it’s almost like these people don’t respect Christianity and will say anything to guilt trip you into doing what they want.
I long ago theorized that most liberals don't actually "think" as you or I would consider it to be thought. They simply react to their conditioning and get confused if stimuli falls outside of that.
The other kind are the kind that can't actually "talk" as we think of it. They aren't trying to talk to you when words come out of their mouths, they think they're casting a spell. They're trying to find just the right combination of sounds in the right sequence to make you do what they want.
It's why liberals can contradict themselves multiple times in the same sentence and not skip a beat. They don't believe in anything they say, at any time, ever. They are comfortable with their hypocrisy.
This isnt a liberal thing, it's a basic human thing. Our societies have been ruled by those types with a few notable exceptions. And by exceptions I mean a cumulative total of less than 100 years.
Most conservatives operate the exact same way, they just have a different firmware set.
I recently witnessed a bunch of lefties invoke Thomas Jefferson as an advertisement for their anti-Trump rally. The same Thomas Jefferson that they only last year condemned as evil for being a slave owner, white, and pro-second amendment.
things are only good to them when they can be used to reinforce their worldview. The moment that is not true, the thing becomes evil.
...and that they tore down statues of for same...
"ackyually Jesus was a commie"
"Cool, why you hate christians and call religion the opiate of the masses then? Why are you materialists instead of embracing christanity?"
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Who is gonna tell him?...
Oy vey!
Pls Jews tell me how to practice my religion.
Repeating myself from 8 months ago,
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He is risen!
No, he fashioned a whip himself. As others have pointed out, this is what we call 'premeditation.' Not something "Nice Jesus" would have done.
JC literally thought it over for four days to ensure that his anger was justified and that he wasn't acting rashly.
How did Christ know he was going to die before his crucifixion?
Well, he did go after the money. That usually attracts everyone's attention quite quickly.
When people ask what would Jesus do I always bring the up chasing the money lenders out of the temple and throw the fuck down. People usually seem to forget that no Jesus wasn't just a hippy.
still fun to pick on my christian frens by calling him a dirty hippy, though.
all in good fun, though.
Ah yes, (((bankers)))
Communists can't tap into abilities like magic bread and wine for all, though. It's hardly comparable.
Their magical ability is false equality
I thought it was pedophilia.
Their two magical abilities are false equity, pedophilia… and ruthless inefficiency. Their three magical abilities are false equity, pedophilia, and ruthless inefficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Karl Marx.
Magic bread lines and whining are more their speed.
Interestingly enough, Communists have magic abilities that deplete the amount of bread in an area.
Their true power is the magic of weight loss. Capitalists are cursed to have even their poor become happy, fat, and overfed. Only Commies have mastered the true art of Anorexia Communistis.
Yet again, the Media Literate™ crowd misses the point. The miracle of bread and fish is about divine providence, it's about seeking and trusting Christ.
"The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing"
And that's if you don't give it a more metaphorical meaning like bread and fish representing the works and teachings of christianity. Christ wasn't being "a commie", he was showing he is the only way to God
Nah. Couldn't be, Jesus had a job ¯\(ツ)/¯
He was a tradesman (carpenter), so that's just another reason for them to hate him.
His step father was a mason, but we don't know if he followed in those foot steps.
he might have a point, the ability to conjure bread out of thin air is indeed communist thinking.
That idea about the "bankers" has some merit. Christians should maybe consider taking that Jesus guy's advice.
Sharing is not the same as communism. Unless I missed the part where Jesus took things from some followers and gave them to his political officers. And last I checked every communist country has been atheist and Jesus ain't cool with that
They literally don't know the difference between charity and welfare. I've actually had this argument before sadly.
Tell me you know nothing about Christianity without telling me you know nothing about Christianity.
Jesus sat down the the sinners therefore he doesn’t care if people sin, checkmate Christians.
How else are you going to convert sinners?
Suplex them into obedience
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The Saint Nicholas "school 'em" of thought.
Communism has been condemned by the Catholic Church. There can be no society in which personal property isn't respected.
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