Jesus was a Communist
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Communists can't tap into abilities like magic bread and wine for all, though. It's hardly comparable.
Their magical ability is false equality
I thought it was pedophilia.
Their two magical abilities are false equity, pedophilia… and ruthless inefficiency. Their three magical abilities are false equity, pedophilia, and ruthless inefficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to Karl Marx.
Magic bread lines and whining are more their speed.
Interestingly enough, Communists have magic abilities that deplete the amount of bread in an area.
Their true power is the magic of weight loss. Capitalists are cursed to have even their poor become happy, fat, and overfed. Only Commies have mastered the true art of Anorexia Communistis.