Jesus was a Communist
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Repeating myself from 8 months ago,
https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/17txk1KbqT/x/c/4ZDsow1xFEQ
He is risen!
No, he fashioned a whip himself. As others have pointed out, this is what we call 'premeditation.' Not something "Nice Jesus" would have done.
JC literally thought it over for four days to ensure that his anger was justified and that he wasn't acting rashly.
How did Christ know he was going to die before his crucifixion?
Well, he did go after the money. That usually attracts everyone's attention quite quickly.
When people ask what would Jesus do I always bring the up chasing the money lenders out of the temple and throw the fuck down. People usually seem to forget that no Jesus wasn't just a hippy.
still fun to pick on my christian frens by calling him a dirty hippy, though.
all in good fun, though.