Taking bets on what the degree’s are in
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No idea but this is a hilarious account and so on the nose it actually took me a minute to realize it was parody.
Ecosexual? She fucks trees or something? Has carbon neutral sex?
Speaking of carbon nonsense, it still cracks me up (and sort of terrifies me) that one of the new talking points is backyard gardens are bad for the environment. Backyard gardens! Do these ABSOLUTE FUCKING EVIL CHUCKLEFUCKS realize how...well, anything works?
Literally planting trees and plants is now bad for the environment, say environmentalists.
Good: Soylent made from GMOs on a farm powered by diesel, treated with more Haber-Bosch products than a British trench.
Bad: backyard gardening using heritage plants, no fuel and no chemicals.
Say it with me, children: Satanic inversion.
And sometimes actually carbon sinks that trap and utilize carbon for years or even decades.
Pretty much every serious study of regenerative agriculture has shown 2-3 pounds of carbon sequestered per pound of product produced. And that's when it's done on an industrial scale.
They need to be government sanctioned trees.
don't you see? backyard gardens take up precious water that belongs to the people! it's selfish to use public resources for personal decor!!!
in all seriousness, a backyard garden can have a negative environmental impact if some chuckle fuck decides to plant an invasive species and fails to contain it (looking at you, peppermint!). most cities already have ordinances against this.
There are actually people who fuck trees. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13228701/Ecosexuality-people-turned-nature-trees.html
Funnily enough this article is only 5 days old but I've heard of these people years ago, it's not new at all.
She's white, she's a millennial. Fortune 500 firms are racially discriminating and are not hiring the white fucking savior generation and instead are hiring unqualified individuals who are black and brown and yellow due to skin color. They could have a perfectly qualified white kid and an a perfectly unqualified black person and the black person gets the job 100% of the time for new labor.
This is the bloomberg linky:
https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/
I swore there was a better one in USA Today that listed the companies and age by race and oh my god the horror. You didn't see young white kids being hired at all it was all late 30 and above white. We are talking immediate class action lawsuits.
We obviously just need more government intervention, guys!
Joe Biden just needs a second term to further improve the economy!
*creepy whisper* "It's working."
It's just like they drew it up.
Out of their mouths and missed the toilet?
Does Bart mean the public transportation system in San Fran or some guy named Bart? Because if it's a dude named Bart she's just being a real cunt to him, for no reason other than offering her a job. I feel bad for poor Bart.
Maybe she'll get a job when she's not 13, because she looks like she is 13.
I was going to say the answer was obvious but, yeah, I think she's just being a cunt to a guy named Bart for offering her a job. #IStandWithBart
#IStandWithBart
Poverty wages make me ignore my multiple CS degrees. Warehouse work pays more in my area.
I took screenshots, and I can just read the certificate after a horizontal flip.
From what I can look up, her bachelor's is in a pretty mediocre school (middle 50% scored 1100-1300 out of 1600 on the SAT, 21-29 out of 36 ACT), and her certificate is apparently in "Industrial/Organizational Psychology." Without knowing what the second degree was, her prospects don't look great.
So she has the most common female bachelors aside from nursing? Poor cunt probably didn’t realize a BA psych degree is only good for a low tier HR gig and those are one of the most saturated jobs in the country. Her options are literally customer service or going back to school for a social work cert to make the same as a customer service job…
Or getting a real job. Men and women are the same now, I've been told; she should just work construction or something.
Oh, I know this one. It's cause they're pieces of paper, and pieces of paper aren't worth shit.
Oh I don't know...that roll of paper in my bathroom is worth all the shit that I can give it!
Reminds me of an article about fighting the "College is a Scam" mindscape. Written by academics who don't want to face their reality.
https://archive.ph/KtS7U
Imagine having no job, and when one is offered to you you refuse it because “I’m a little more qualified than to be answering customer service calls.” Some day when she’s a single mom we are gonna be paying for her kids because she’s too qualified to work at an available job to pay for them herself.
When I got out of the Navy I took the first job I was offered even though I was vastly overqualified for the position. I needed the money. It was a union shop and I was informed that I would have to work for a year at the boring job to get a job that I was qualified for. Gave my two weeks notice on that first day and started looking for a better job. Had found a better job while I was still working off the two weeks.
Welcome to the real world, if anything she should've used college for networking if she wanted a job out of the gate
One of the few things medical degrees do right is have forced practicums/ residencies so the student learns in the field. About 1/3 of any bachelor’s degree should be that way in any field.
Slightly waking up then, but too bad you didn't come to that realization 4-5 years ago before getting into a massive pile of debt to get a psychology degree of some kind. What kind of job were you hoping that degree was preparing you for? What were you hoping to do with your life?
And, probably most importantly, what are you going to do now that you realize your pieces of paper are just pieces of paper, just whine about it on the internet or go make something of yourself? Will you deign to do something like answer Bart's phones (or something similar), or are you just going to beg Big Daddy Government to subsidize your whole life? Sadly, I think I know the answer there.
I'm guessing Gender Studies and Ethnic Studies. Bart dodged a bullet on this one. Certificate is probably for Jazz hands and Finger Snapping.
Not to nurture degeneracy per se but selling feet pics must be a real life cheat code
An old friend almost did it expressly because it seemed like a really easy grift. Don't even have to get naked
If I had feminine feet I'd do it, fuck those retard simps with more money than brains
I've never heard of redir univeristy, the first degree she holds up.
Not only that, both google and bing keep saying I meant reddit. No, I did not. I meant redir. Which I am having trouble finding if it exists.
The second thing she holds up, the text is far too small and it's covered in glare.
It's not like it was easy to get a job with worthless degrees 10, 20, 30, years ago or whatever. You know what you do, find somewhere you want to work and go do the shitty work and prove you're better. You could do this without the worthless degrees though. Hell, I know an 18 year old kid doing pretty damn well and it started with showing up and doing a good job.
My grandfather always told me to be sure and learn something that's actually employable. That advice has paid off well.