BLM: Body Like Mayonnaise
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This is kind of a shit-post compared to someone who posted the actual article: https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/17r9Rj9A8o/how-to-fail-upwards-woke-beauty-/c/
Bitch is as wide as she is tall. She could lose 200 pounds and still be fat
Do you think she takes up three seats on a plane, then gets angry at the airline for charging her appropriately?
To be fair, the only way she could fit down a row would be if she bough 3 seats in 1st class
My last flight, I had to sit next to a Globular Female of Color who literally was slapping people in the face with her rolls coming down the aisle.
And yet they still fucking stink at the time.
Even soap scums up against the power of fat
Need a longer stick for that rag and stick combo.
The trick is to stick the bars in the folds so they're constantly lathering.
Dove is a brand for the female demographic.
White liberal progressive women are at the forefront of every destructive socio-cultural movement in the West.
They deserve Miss Globular. With any luck she'll end up in a bitter feud with some white corporate lady and BLM ends up picketing Dove headquarters.
Yeah, it's about time white women like Johnathan Greenblatt and George Soros have to deal with the consequences of their actions.
Y'know what?
There is exactly one thing that I buy from a specific brand, rather than just getting whatever is cheaper, and it's Dove bar soap. Every other soap I've used leaves this weird residual feeling that I hate.
Guess I've got to bite the bullet now, though...
> Black supremacist
> Is a fucking whale
Do fucking better. If you really want to represent 'black excellence' or whatever, try liberating yourself from the fat, not embracing it like the pathetic piece of shit you are.
Any fat racial/whatever supremacist is a retard. Clean up your own shit before preaching about how great your group is. You're not great, you're disgusting. In this case both inside and out. Hateful loser.
One of the cornerstones of "black excellence" that they harp about is their "soul food" with all its "spices." Something you cannot stay thin on a diet of.
Which makes it physically impossible for them to do as you say.
Not to get off into the weeds, but you can stay thin on pretty much anything, as long as you're not being retarded. Bonus points for even a tiny bit of exercise. It's not hard.
What you eat isn't an excuse for looking like she does. There's no excuse for looking like that, but the explanation is likely quantity (and being a lazy fatass), not quality.
Soul food is almost designed in every form to make sure you fail to do anything but get fat. Makes you fall asleep, need to shit, and generally just fatigued. Its like eating Thanksgiving dinner every night. That's without getting into its contents, which provide little sustenance but a lot of padding to keep you gorging but never getting the energy to burn it. Its harder than you think, likely because you've never had a diet that bad to know just how different your "baseline" is from theirs.
Its not an excuse, its that one of their claims to fame is food that is almost perfect at making you fat regardless of any other intentions you may have. Though none of them really eat that anymore, because that requires a functional family unit with a matriarch who has skills, so its entirely a claim to someone else's greatness.
Like how they claim they wuz kangz. Centuries ago, a different group of people might have done something cool so now all of them claim it as a sign of power.
She probably burns more calories maintaining that weight (as in, the energy she uses eating and processing the food) than a normal person burns while doing a light gym-regime for an hour.
When she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
When she backs up, you hear a beeping sound
LOL look at those hooves. Nastiest looking feet I’ve ever seen on a bitch.
I wonder if she can even run? I'm amazed she can stand.
Only running she does is having pure sugar running through her veins 24/7.
I wonder if people that fat use their rolls as storage pockets.
I'm sure they do whether they realize it or not.
So by "dey culcha" they mean the bacterial culture in the fat folds?
That's offensive to the bacteria and mold that lives there.
I can assure you that the joint civilization of bacteria and mold in those lard rolls have already achieved interstellar spaceflight and are in the process of colonizing a far-away planet since listening to her must be horrible to experience.
Yeah, you should liberate yourself from fat. Until then, will you be washing yourself with a rag on a stick slathered in Dove soap?
She'd better not go on a catwalk, that might be too much of a distance to do in one go...
The White girl seems a little chubby in the photo but compared to this whale she's an athlete, what is it with the media promoting black women that if they fell on the fault line would make California sink into the sea.
I don't know, but I'm suddenly in favor! Black fat liberation, on the fault line! Fault lines are racist and fatphobic, and must be protested!
Believe it or not that's average in the US.
Maybe the ESGBux bonus is by the pound?
c/FatPeopleHate
I read that as running and was like, "nah, no fucking way in hell."
Ugh, can't even bother to proofread the fucking headline.
How dare you besmirch mayonnaise like that. This beast appears to be made of the same stuff as a mud hut. Dirt.
How dare you, mud huts have far more structural integrity and value
Just so you know, it's manure that gives mud huts structural integrity.
Dove straight into an industrial dumpster.
Holy moly.
lay off the Kool-Aid and pork rinds, sister.
Exclusive footage from the new campaign: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba62uuv-5Dc&t=102s
I tried to look up how old she is, and got nothing. Doesn't matter though, she won't make it past 35 with that amount of weight on her.
The person that invented the fat acceptance movement died before 40... for some reason.