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In the new James Bond novel (likely to become a movie), 007 fights against ‘right-wing’ British patriots who oppose mass migration and the ‘woke’ agenda. (www.youtube.com)
posted 2 years ago by BidenIsAGroomer 2 years ago by BidenIsAGroomer +83 / -0
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– woxter 58 points 2 years ago +58 / -0

It is only a matter of time before James Bond reveals he is homo or transsexual. Enjoy the old James Bond films with cute babes while you can.

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– ArchRespawnsAgain 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

James Bottom

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– Kush28 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

They already did. In Skyfall Bond said he banged boys in college.

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– norwegianwikin 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

The evil right wing villain has a closeted henchman, and Bond subverts him by fucking his brains out.

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– deleted 38 points 2 years ago +38 / -0
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– acp_k2win 32 points 2 years ago +32 / -0

The most hilarious was Denise Richards as a nuclear engineer, at least she was hot.

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– Adamrises 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0

While I know its probably not her fault, I can't ever get over how badly she actively ruins Starship Troopers in every single scene she is in.

Everyone else is overacting themselves into legendary status, while she is straight up boring and has the nerve to not even whip her titties out like all the other female characters.

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– acp_k2win 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Don't care, Ill always simp for Starship Troopers-era Denise Richards.

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– yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Tbh I think her career peak was Tammy and the T-Rex so her underwhelming performance in Starship Troopers isn't surprising.

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– deleted 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0
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– rebuildingMyself 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

I thought Christmas came only once a year...

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– GhostBond 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

The bond girl in the next movie was super cute though.

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– current_horror 43 points 2 years ago +43 / -0

This is something a lot of people were predicting shortly after Red Skull started spouting mainstream conservative views: leftist creators are going to start depicting mainstream conservative ideas - held by at least half the nation - as metaphysically evil and worthy of violent suppression. Heroes will be explicitly leftist, minority, feminist, and lgbtq. Villains will be explicitly Christian, white, conservative, and heterosexually masculine. It’s going to be hardline propaganda from here until the collapse.

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– ArchRespawnsAgain 28 points 2 years ago +28 / -0

One caveat: I don't think they will let them be too masculine. It will be more like The First Order where they are incompetent, angry, man children.

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– deleted 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0
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– CatoTheElder 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Artist are inherently leftist. They are the original useless eaters. The couldn't even exist as a class until agriculture ensure that food was no longer something that everyone had to worry about every day.

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– yvaN_ehT_nioJ 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

And the mainstream right will say "Imagine if the sides were reversed 😏" until the very last rightist is forced into the pod

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– SoctaticMethod1 36 points 2 years ago +36 / -0

If it's not written by the original author, it's not actually James Bond. It's just a shallow imitation.

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– deleted 29 points 2 years ago +29 / -0
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– rebuildingMyself 25 points 2 years ago +25 / -0

Another multi-generational cultural icon subverted and rotted out from within.

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– DefinitelyNotIGN 24 points 2 years ago +24 / -0

Not by Ian Fleming: It's just fanfic.

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– BetterNameUnfound 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

Not to defend this trash, but Ian Fleming died in 1964.

There's no way every single film before this was based on his books.

Most of them, sure, but ALL?

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– Hellsbells00 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

And many of them have been garbage as well. Coincidence? No.

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– BetterNameUnfound 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

That's called Sturgeon's Law.

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– Adamrises 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

They literally made Thunderball twice.

Not that you are wrong, but its important to note they literally adapted the same book twice within two decades of each other with Sean Connery playing Bond in both to show how unwilling they were to deviate for a while.

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– BetterNameUnfound 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0

Never Say Never Again, the second Thunderball you're referring to, is not canon. They also couldn't make the plot anything else, due to various legal issues.

There's a reason it took so long for it to be released on DVD, unlike every other movie with a character named James Bond in it.

Because it's not a "Bond movie" in the traditional sense.

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– 0000Titan 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

I never read the books but have seen discussion that only a few of the movies were close adaptations to the novels anyway.

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– -Fender- 17 points 2 years ago +17 / -0

Is it still written by the same author?

Also, James Bond is a white man with dark hair. I don't know who that blond twat in the thumbnail is supposed to be, but that's not James Bond.

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– TriangleGang 18 points 2 years ago +18 / -0

None of the movie Bonds really capture the look of the character from the novels:

He paused for a moment and examined himself levelly in the mirror. His grey-blue eyes looked calmly back with a hint of ironical inquiry and the short lock of black hair which would never stay in place slowly subsided to form a thick comma above his right eyebrow. With the thin vertical scar down his right cheek the general effect was faintly piratical.

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– deleted 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0
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– troon_menace 15 points 2 years ago +15 / -0

Ian Fleming died in 1964

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– -Fender- 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Then it sounds to me like any new books won't actually be James Bond novels. They'll just be "fan"fiction.

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– nuggetpatrol 15 points 2 years ago +15 / -0

I was never super into Bond, they were just fun to watch.

I can't even say that anymore.

Last one I can say I sat all the way through and wasn't bored was The World is Not Enough with Pierce Brosnan as Bond.

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– TriangleGang 15 points 2 years ago +15 / -0

Casino Royale was good. Pretty close to the original novel, and mostly dispensed with gadgets (which were not a thing in the books). What annoyed me the most was the switch from baccarat to poker for the tournament.

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– LauriThorne 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

They took the concept of micro cameras and recorders and just went wild in the movies.

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– deleted 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0
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– Salixion 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

That would be MI5 bullshit. Bond is MI6 he fights international problems.

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– Smith1980 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

Geez. I didn’t know they were still writing novels. Have there been a lot of non-Fleming Bond books?

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– MonkeysUncle3 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

Many. They are okay at best. Read either of the Ian Fleming short story collections, or read Quantam of Solace which contains all his short stories. If you like those, read his novels in order. And yes that does include Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

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– Streetshame 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Wait, Bedonobs and broomsticks' Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

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– MonkeysUncle3 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

He wrote the novel Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Fleming spent the last few decades of his life as a journalist and would spend his vacations writing novels. He did a few distinct departures from the norm, and a kids book about a magic car was one of them. The other big one was The Spy Who Loved Me. That one is a Bond book from the point of view of the Bond girl.

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– Streetshame 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Holy shit, that movie was a childhood fever dream where I always wondered if that really existed, knowing it was based off a book by Fleming? Whole different level of what the fuck

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– realerfunction 10 points 2 years ago +10 / -0

not written by fleming, not james bond.

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– bloodguard 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

Jokes on them. If it's not written by Ian Flemming it's not really a James Bond book.

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– SR388-SAX 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

What's he going to do? Argue with them in obscure corner-of-the-internet message forums?

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– BidenIsAGroomer [S] 11 points 2 years ago +11 / -0

He's British and upper class - so probably invite a million of the most violent third world criminals and release them into working class neighborhoods.

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– Oppressinator 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Crime in the now bad parts of the country and city may be going up, but think of the food we'll now be allowed to eat.

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– AbleistSL 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

We need to burn those fucking books.

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– Streetshame 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Their authors as well

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– CoronaChan 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Rooting for the villain.

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