Stop letting cringe white women control serious twitter accounts. This isn't TikTok. Who the fuck wrote this?
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So they admit they shot first?
Greedo never fired in the original. I mean sure, he was a bounty hunter threatening to first take Han to Jabba and then changed to threatening to kill him, but that's the point of being armed for self def- OH, WAIT!
Social media is meant for women, that’s why their entire mental state is defined by their likes and follows anymore. It’s why “teenage girls are facing an epidemic of depression/ anxiety” and why hilarious fads like ugly tattoos, septum piercings, and feminism exist. You can literally program a woman to accept and do anything and by extension the same with the feminine males who think pretending to be into anything a woman is into will get them laid.
I have four teenage nieces and they're all selfish cunts tbh. They all claim to be depressed. Two of them dropped out of school before the age of 16.
And of course they're all addicted to social media.
Where are their parents??
I love my siblings but they suck at parenting I guess
They couldn't even bother with actual history. I mean I know their sheep would understand fighting Hitler. There are centuries of heroes and villains.
Actually, I have no idea what most of this is anyway. Who the hell are all these made up things? I only recognize half of them.
They probably had a zoom meeting with women, likely military officers assigned to run NATO's twitter account, and they just started blurting out their favorite movies.
Ah that explains it, one of those villians is the ugly submissive guy that hit on a woman in their favorite romantic movie then. They'd put the Fifty Shades of Grey guy on there as a hero if they were being totally honest.
Harry Potter - Fictional child wizard
Na’Vi - Fictional giant blue aliens from the movie Avatar
Han Solo - Rogue smuggler from Star Wars
Shawshank - Fictional prison from the movie Shawshank Redemption
Death Star - Fictional moon sized space station that blows up planets. Also Star Wars.
Harkonnens - Fictional faction from the Dune novels, regarded as evil.
Thanos - Fictional villain from Marvel Comics
William Wallace - REAL historical figure. Who was drawn and quartered by the English, so not a good choice here.
It's all the same wet dream to the teenage girl NATO official who wrote it.
Which ironically boils down to "form an armed militia" in almost every example, except Shawshank which involves crawling through miles of literal shit.
I considered making a list like this but with far more shitposting.
Harry Potter - Forms an armed militia
Na’Vi - Forms an armed militia
Han Solo - Forms an armed militia. Also eventually turned into a deadbeat dad whose son goes on to be a school shooter type until the next movie ignores this but by this point said school shooter type has already murdered his own father
Escaping Shawshank - Involved crawling through shit, so these dumbasses will feel right at home
Blowing up the Death Star - Done by forming an armed militia. Additionally, blowing up the DS didn't actually do much except prevent the Yavin IV moon from being blown up because the Empire just built another one. As did others.
Fighting the Harkonnens - Done by forming an armed militia... Also if the Harkonnens looked like they did in the 80s movie, Feyd was literally played by Sting, everyone on social media would be trampling over each other to beg and worship him
Challening Thanos - Done by forming an armed militia... Willing to bet a lot of these idiots would support Thanos scaled pop controls, of others ofc
William Wallace - Forms an armed militia.
I'm sensing a pattern here 🔫🔫🔫
By William Wallace they mean the guy from Braveheart.
He didn't win in that movie either
Whoever wrote out that entire paragraph needs to be slapped upside the head and glared at until they calm the fuck down.
They have to use fiction than actual history because if they used history, a few people might read up an notice the playbook they are using...
They'd be foolish to take on the invulnerable military-industrial complex.
They'll gnash their teeth and slit their wrists. In other words, they won't react.
Nobody currently in any position of authority in any western nation is a serious person. They are all Anointed idiots who build shitty monuments to their own greatness and pat themselves on the back for it.
You're absolutely right. They're utterly disconnected from reality. When they try to relate to normal people, it's as if they were aliens from outer space. They need to be swept aside and replaced with a new ruling class.
They are very serious about committing evil.
I'm honestly coming around on the idea that these people are genuine, sincere Satanists.
This reads like that meme I saw a number of years ago that tried too hard to be cool by cramming a bunch of video game references together.
This is just like when Dumbledore stabbed the Night King and crowned Duke Paul Emperor.
Copied since I saw the later topic first
Those who have to proclaim themselves heroes, AREN'T.
This is the endgame of modern entertainment. They truly believe we are so dumb that they think our dedication to the entertainment we consume is what drives our morals and daily lives.
Many people are. Even worse, many people's morals are decided on by what CNN says.
Truly the scariest shit of all.
And just think, they have some input in the political process of their respective countries.
disband nato
I hate the fact that I get all those references.
I hate the fact that this is now normie culture - they get to harvest the organs out of anything vaguely good and parade around with them as if wearing a skin suit.
And I really, really hate the fact that they've made me hate shit I've grown up loving and enjoying for so long.
(Except for Harry Potter and the Avatar stuff, fuck that shit lol)
A sign someone doesn’t take the world seriously, ever.
You don’t need to take the world seriously all the time, you probably don’t even need to take it seriously most of the time. But it’s a war here, and whatever side you’re on or support, real human beings are being killed every day. Reducing that to “THIS IS LIKE EIGHT OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES ALL COMBINED LIKE VOLTRON, YO!” is petty and stupid.
Edit: If I go find the tweet I expect to see leftists raging at the inclusion of Harry Potter though.
Stick to tweeting out pictures of Ukraine soldiers with Nazi imagery, NATO.
Banger tweet I read on this:
The whole thread https://nitter.1d4.us/NATO/status/1628687934000885760
The consoomerism is strong with this one.
Almost exclusively huwhite and m*le characters. 😬
NATO** lookin awful bougie with this tweet. (Edit:wrong org)
Distinction without a difference with the NAFOs
One more to add.
"We are the biggest money laundering crime syndicate the world has ever known!"
Not to toot the same horn, but this shit goes into "Light Yagami did nothing wrong" territory.
Not only is this both patronize and cringe as hell, these are not good examples.
I think Han Solo and William Wallace were already pointed out.
How about the Harkonnens; they lured the Atreides into a trap and wiped them out. Is that what they think will happen? Or that once the "good guys" win they'll set events in motion that will result in global jihad and thousands of years of tyranny?
And Thanos; which side is trying to kill half the people on the planet because "muh overpopulation"?
Harry Potter makes no sense because Voldemort was an enemy within and took over their own institutions, not a foreign power attacking them.
And Shawshank? Wtf do you even say to that?
I honestly have a hard time believing this tweet is real.
Never underestimate the stupidity of a government bureaucracy.
Holy shit. The world is being run by adolescent girls.
Same Women that brought you in, will also send you out. Fucking thirsty tigers at best.
Russia is Atreides
America is Harkonen
Ukraine is the natives
Zelensky and his people are the hideous spice mutant guild things.
You can just say Jews
well yes, it's been obvious capeshit theater from the start. Nice of them to admit it
But they're fighting for their...
FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOM
To be puppets of the US State Department.
That's the best part.
They are literally dying for corrupt neocon world-police interests.
But this is somehow freedom because
They don't realize if they'd been alive at the time they would've been part of the ignorant masses cheering at his execution.
Given he's mentioned in the same sentence as Harry Potter, Han Solo and the Avatar blue people, I sincerely believe they are unaware he existed outside of the movie.