I considered making a list like this but with far more shitposting.

Harry Potter - Forms an armed militia

Na’Vi - Forms an armed militia

Han Solo - Forms an armed militia. Also eventually turned into a deadbeat dad whose son goes on to be a school shooter type until the next movie ignores this but by this point said school shooter type has already murdered his own father

Escaping Shawshank - Involved crawling through shit, so these dumbasses will feel right at home

Blowing up the Death Star - Done by forming an armed militia. Additionally, blowing up the DS didn't actually do much except prevent the Yavin IV moon from being blown up because the Empire just built another one. As did others.

Fighting the Harkonnens - Done by forming an armed militia... Also if the Harkonnens looked like they did in the 80s movie, Feyd was literally played by Sting, everyone on social media would be trampling over each other to beg and worship him

Challening Thanos - Done by forming an armed militia... Willing to bet a lot of these idiots would support Thanos scaled pop controls, of others ofc

William Wallace - Forms an armed militia.

I'm sensing a pattern here 🔫🔫🔫

It's all the same wet dream to the teenage girl NATO official who wrote it.

By William Wallace they mean the guy from Braveheart.