I remember people used to call them neo-Puritans because they wanted to get rid of attractive female characters. They're actually sex-obsessed degenerates. It just has to no be sexuality appealing to hetero males.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Nobody mentioned stormfags. Hell, nobody mentioned anything even close to race or sex or demographics of any kind. It was a joke about ditto, and in your persecution complex, you brought up stormfags.
Okay, grandpa. Not sure if you know, but kids are more interested in Fortnite, Among Us, and whatever shit they can find on their parent nightmare brick.
I'm not enough of a niggerfaggot to know what 'yassified' means.
[EDIT] Turns out it literally means niggerfaggot.
I assumed it had something to do with yass queen. Also best PlayStation name I’ve seen is figgernaggot, hope he hasn’t been banned yet
Got away with a Druid Herbalist named DirtyStamen for my entire tenure in WoW.
Compared to that name, it's not really impressive.
Why would a flower part be banned?
Because it's the male sexual part: the plant equivalent of DirtyPenis.
Apparently the GMs never studied botany.
Surely you're exaggerating with that title....
Nope. Brother, get the flamer. The Heavy Flamer.
Stay thy hand, Brother. Captain Titus, prepare the ship for Exterminatus.
So Kotaku try to do smash or pass after a very famous YouTuber and other streamers did it MONTHS ago.
Glad to see they are just as behind as always.
What not deserving to live looks like.
For once, we agree.
I remember people used to call them neo-Puritans because they wanted to get rid of attractive female characters. They're actually sex-obsessed degenerates. It just has to no be sexuality appealing to hetero males.
I miss when starter pokemon looked like cool or elegant monsters, and not "Big Bird goes to Canival"
I just miss when most of them felt like monsters and animals.
Now half of all new ones are anthros or "that real world thing, but with a face!!"
Everything after Gold and Silver was a mistake.
I caught all 150-- now get off my lawn!
Not until you catch Mew.
G&S had the best fire starter. Also a bonsai turtle was pretty cool for the grass starter final form.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
I hate the fact you exist whether a troll or troon
Big words for someone so submissive and breedable.
Seems kind of skeevee
A duck? Seriously?
God's going to be pretty pissed when he comes back.
Of all the starters, you pick the duck? Okay...
Tumblr lives.
At this point, it's hard to tell who lives rent free in your head more, women or stormfags.
Nobody mentioned stormfags. Hell, nobody mentioned anything even close to race or sex or demographics of any kind. It was a joke about ditto, and in your persecution complex, you brought up stormfags.
Sounds like they're living rent free.
Impy is Jester? 🤔
FINKLE IS EINHORN!Eva didn't have any kids. Genetic failure right there, not attractive.
I want to bang many Aryan women. Call me what you want.
Touch grass.
You missed the furrys, somehow.
because they're evil and want to fuck kids
Because they are children. Hedonism is the exact same as being an adult child.
They are also pedos.
Mostly they are pedos, many just haven't realized they are yet because 'it's not the same thing' or some bullshit excuse for being attracted to kids.
Because they're possessed by demons
Okay, grandpa. Not sure if you know, but kids are more interested in Fortnite, Among Us, and whatever shit they can find on their parent nightmare brick.