There is a theory which states that if ever anyone perfectly satirizes progressives, progressivism will instantly disappear and be replaced by a progressivism even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
I would posit that not only has this already happened, it is not a singular event, but rather a continuous process, whereby progressiveism notes that they have reached the point of satire so they immediately push the envelope further. Poe's Law isn't so much of an explanation for potential confusion of satire and the satirized, but instead is a barometer by which the woke know when they should try the next big thing.
There was this web comic, Goats I think is was, where the universe was being run by Woody Allen with a Macbook with buggy Mayan calendar software along with the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters.
I thought that this was going to be one stupid idea, but checking on Wookipedia it's a completely different stupid idea: five pilots in five different types of starfighter. It would be one thing if it was something like four regular X-wings and a "Wild Weasel" fighter-bomber where the heterogeneous squadron composition provided some specific tactical advantage, but sticking a B-wing in a squadron with faster, more maneuverable starfighters means the entire element is reduced to the speed and maneuverability of the B-wing.
Not only for the speed and manoeuvrability points you mentioned, even something as simple as range- can all five starfighters maintain the same operational range, or is your heavy, long-range B-Wing hobbled by only being able to deploy as far as the short-range gunfighter of the A-Wing?
To reference real life: US operations in Vietnam tended towards composite wings of Hueys to allow some tactical flexibility, but even there you're talking about mixing up two types - troop transport and gunship - and for specific purposes - providing heavy fire support from the moment the troops touched ground.
... you're not wrong, and here's a thought ... do they even use the same ammo?
There's other problems as well, of course. Picture this: Alphabet Squadron is conducting a heavy strike mission, only the Empire remnants are evil, not stupid, so focus all of their attack on the B-Wing ... once it's gone, Alphabet Squadron has to turn around and head home because between a Y-Wing and whatever else is left, they simply don't have the ordnance to neutralise their target.
youre both being autistic, the logistics of spare parts and ammunition specs is not a prominent part of sw lore (pre dibsney). youre partially right on why its dumb, b wings are meant to attack capital ships, theyre not good for fighter combat, and a small squadron isn't going to be taking on ANY capital ships. Period. b wings dont work without considerable fighter support, 4 mismatched ships likely wouldnt provide the coverage for that to be the situation with this group of rebels.
There are other squadrons with b wings who field them along with xwing support, the idea that an Awing xwing and ywing would be able to support a bwing in any mission is preposterous and completely retarded.
Agree on the rest of it, though I am starting to wonder if this author is secretly based and riffing off the "identifies as an attack helicopter" meme.
*a nice way of saying overly autistic. its ok that youre not a sw fan, but you know they are going to point out your bad takes on SW. it used to be a good franchise, and some of us still like the dark days before dibsney intentionally ruined things. some of the eu sucked, but it was CONSISTENT with the overall universe. this cucksquad shit is just embarassing. who the fuck would fly two ships meant for bomb in runs with 3 miss matched fighters? the premise is fucking retarded. and the quote I shared from the book, where tranny protagonist gets annoyed after a mission fail and punches her commanding officer, then he gives her command of the team (lmao) its pretty far into TUMBLRfanfic territory if you ask me. he also riffs on the emperor being evil with some pretty twitter esque virtue signalling of him. ex:
The Emperor who ordered Operation Cinder, who built two Death Stars, who oversaw countless genocides and massacres and created an Empire where torture droids were in common use, was not a man of secret brilliance and foresight.
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He was a cruel man. Petty and spiteful in the most ordinary of ways; and spiteful men do spiteful things. Whatever else he intended, that is the root of it all.
This is a pretty horrid description of the emperor and his actions, and it belies this nitwit having read likely Nothing of the emperor's history before dibsney came along. It sounds like it came straight off of tumblr.
And he is a self-taught author, too, idk If I like that or not.
“We are Emperor-free for the first time in decades,” Freed says. “What do you do now? You’ve lived in this world for decades so all that informs your experiences.
Instant fail. Look at how he describes star wars. This guy is a bandwagon cuck, not a SW fan.
this retardfag thinks that the empire controlled every part of the galaxy like a president of America would/ hes literally a goddamn retard who should be put nowhere near star wars.
Here, Freed latches our focus onto Yrica Quell, a pilot who is recruited to join a band of Rebels, and also trying to wash away the guilt of her actions when she followed the orders of the Emperor.
The last 'star wars' game (by ea) had a story like this. BORING. woke wamens regrets being an empire thug. DONT CARE
Why are the rebels recruiting an empire thug after the last decades long war against them? she stayed with them after the death star was constructed? she didnt defect when it was destroying entire planets? I dont want this bitch on the rebels. why are the rebels so cucked that they decide to go after and recruit her? is it the product of soy upbringings? in sanfran?
In typical “Star Wars” fashion, the nuances are plentiful and satisfying. There are torture droids turned helpful therapists,
What? this sounds like a helpful 'rian johnson' level of "nuance". like how random stableboys are secretly masters of the force, more powerful than the story's main arch villain.
I dont think the tortue droids normally talk? maybe I have to brush up on my lore a smidge.
what makes Freed’s book so captivating aren’t these canon details, but rather the mood and uncertainty that colors every decision in a universe that is suddenly without the grounding qualities of defined good and evil.
What the fuck, nigga? that is like LITERALLY ALL of dibsneys wars, how the rebels are also terrrrorists. .... this is all new dibswars since 2016 or whenever.
and arguably the prequels were not written with that total grounding either.... i dont think either of these niggas know any SW outside of dibsneywars, tbh.
Suddenly there is not an absolutely evil puppet master directing all the harm in the galaxy.
these faggot soys have literally made the emperor into exact analogy to space hitler. as if theres no mob or other evils in the entire sw era
But, you know, if you’ve been working for that evil puppet master for 20 years, you don’t just shake that off. What does that mean? What do you do with it? If you’re on the side of the good guys, if you’re a rebel for the last how many years, what happens when you’re no longer the underdog? How do you adjust to that? What do you do?”
uh, what? you know there are more eras to the universe and this has literally happened before in different ways? these fags know NOTHING about star wars, this extent has confirmed it for me.
In some ways, those last two questions might be Freed’s subconscious describing himself as a writer.
Wut? lmao, NO.
When Freed was a kid growing up in the Philadelphia area, he’d come home after school, fix himself a snack and pop a “Star Wars” tape into the VCR. This was a daily ritual for him, watching George Lucas’ beloved trilogy over and over again in 30-minute installments day after day.
AHAHAHAHAHAH. X for DOUBT
He’d view the familiar scenes from the space opera and think about the stray creatures in the background — curious about their histories, their traits, their desires. It sounds like the type of childhood a man destined to write “Star Wars” novels would experience. But it’s rare when a ritual lasts forever.
Oh wow, he 'wondered' about the universe? did this nigga ever read a single book from it? dont think so.
omfg this next paragraph. literally LMAO irl-
“I loved ‘Star Wars’ as a kid,” Freed, 38, says. “I sort of left it behind a little as I became a teenager and young adult, not out of any disdain, but I had never really gotten into the assorted video games and novels and that sort of thing. They never really came my way. So I fell out of the franchise.”
so these niggas just admitted he's only seen the og films 'in 30 minute chunks' and quit sw at 13-14. but hes totally qualified to write about the universe because the "novels never came to him" ROFLMAO. this guy is fucking patient zero for all the SJW cucks who are trying to ruin gaming and every other one of our hobbies. this nigga watched a film when hes 12 and now he's qualified to be a gatekeeper and lore creator for it, even though he admits he never consumed any of the deeper media around it. this is pitiful, fuck dibsney, and fuck this cuckold for pretending to be a fan. niggar cunt.
Like most kids of his era, Freed was taken by the spell of video games, spending his weekends staying up late trying to complete the next level of whatever game he was playing.
he just admitted he didnt play the sw video games.... but he was a gamer? LMFAO
So which video games did you play? 'yeah all of them'. this fake fan nigga sounds like sarah palin when she was asked what her favorite magazine was.
Freed was captivated by pen-and-paper role-playing games — the “Dungeons and Dragons”-type constructs that rely on a user’s imagination and endurance as much as anything else.
So he didnt play dnd? just other rpgs that he couldnt name for the article? rofl - X DOUBT
He had become an integral part of one of the most iconic intellectual properties on the planet. Those hours watching the original “Star Wars” trilogy had paid off.
So it admits he hasnt even seen the prequels, this nigga is writing a series about the end of the empire and doesnt even know its beginning.... what a tremendous faggot.
There’s a blessing and a curse to writing “Star Wars” novels. Let’s call it the Light and Dark side of the job...
The Light is rather obvious: There’s a large audience of people just waiting to read the thing you’ve written. It’s the kind of scenario most authors fantasize about but rarely realize.
The Dark side is the bias prompted by writing about “Star Wars.” Because while these books are popular, they’re also ghettoized by some in the literary community who refuse to view them as anything more than science fiction genre work. Or, in another derogatory term, as glorified fan fiction.
These niggas cant even make a workable 'force' analogy. fuck them both. you soy fucking fake nerd cunts
but yeah hes right, this ISNT fan fictiion, because its written for and BY non fans, you fucking gay niggas.
I like writing about ‘Star Wars.’ There’s a lot to be done there. But if it hadn’t been such a receptive audience, I might have been reluctant to spend so much time in that world
Niggar is literally writing only for fame, he doesnt like the franchise. Fuck him with a rusty bantha poodoo. niggar.
There’s a passage in “Alphabet Squadron” when Freed is describing Yrica Quell’s perspective inside the cockpit of an X-wing fighter. What makes it sO eFfEcTiVe isn’t the detail about what her eyes see or the tightness of her quarters. It’s comparing the sensations to how she felt when she sat in the cockpit of a TIE fighter, her ship when she was a pilot for the Empire.
Hard no. I like how these niggas need to explain what a tie fighter is, in a review of a star wars author.
“I figure if you’re a ‘Star Wars’ fan and you’re coming to this material, let’s give you something you can’t get from the movies or the comics or anything else, and that is what it actually feels like to be in this place,”
This guy is a serious faggot. Youve only watched 4-6 and you claim to have something thats not anywhere else in star wars... youre a cringe faggot and should probably seppuku immediately with your 5k worth doubtless funcopop collection and yaoi hentai dolls.
He wants to ensure the legacy of this franchise. He wants to ensure that the fans have something to read that they’re proud of, that they enjoy reading.
“I really don’t want to disappoint them.”
Shut up, cuck.
(416 pages, $28.99)
the price is even more of a slap in the face, 30 for this shit? id rather eat j. lucas's fresh poo than consume this gay tran focused story for an admitted non fan.
Can I just say that you just finished calling me overly autistic, and then launched into that.
Not that you're wrong, mind. Thanks for the thorough breakdown of the article. If this is indicative of where Disney wants to go with Star Wars, it seems they want to bury the Lucas-era stuff and subsist on only Disney.
One can only hope that this decision causes Disney's profit forecast expectations to be thoroughly subverted.
These guys make me wanna be Imperial. Sweet black suits and hot pilot chicks who can really handle a stick.
(for reference: The Right needs to use women to appeal to all the lonely sexless incel antifa/blm types. A converted enemy is twice as good as a dead one)
I knew which one that was before clicking it. I would love a full length animated movie or tv-show seen from the imperial side. One where they stick to it and not just go "oh the empire is so evil, ima defect lol".
EA pretended that was gonna be the story for the last 'battlefront' game but it just ended with her defecting from the empire on like the 3rd mission. gay and faggy.
True enough, but it was Disney that allowed that shitshow to happen, so that's the rules they have chosen to operate under. Not my fault they're idiots!
sticking a B-wing in a squadron with faster, more maneuverable starfighters means the entire element is reduced to the speed and maneuverability of the B-wing
Oh god, I'm not even sure what stupid idea is worse at that point. As everyone has said, the drastic differences between the different fighters means they can't complement each other or provide any conveniences.
I may need my memory refreshed though (operating on over two-decade old TIE Fighter game info), what was the difference between the B-Wing and the Y-Wing? I know the Y-Wing was the primary bomber type, but it was looking like the B-Wing basically replaced it.
the ywings are ever so more maneuverable, the bwings have more advanced armaments and detection tech, but have a higher maintenance requirement. ywings continued to be used because of their higher reliability and lower cost to construct one.
AFter ROTJ; The Imperial Army is in disarray. In the aftermath, Yrica Quell is just one of thousands of defectors from her former cause living in a deserters' shantytown
typical disneywars bisch who didnt join the rebels til the men had done all the fighting.
five pilots in five different types of starfighter. It would be one thing if it was something like four regular X-wings and a "Wild Weasel" fighter-bomber where the heterogeneous squadron composition provided some specific tactical advantage, but sticking a B-wing in a squadron with faster, more maneuverable starfighters means the entire element is reduced to the speed and maneuverability of the B-wing.
I always thought ys were slower. feel like a dumbass atm/ and having a transport in the squadron makes even less sense... the rebels just won, they aren't going to be at a loss for ships, having one of their squad as a dedicated transport pilot sounds dumb if they're empire hunters. but even without the speed disadvantage, b-s would be useless having only one, they're meant to assault cap ships, one aint going to do shit. the contempt for disneywars is growing.
Is anyone NOT a New York Times best selling author? I'm starting to wonder. What exactly is the criteria? It's like when they put the fact a game was NOMINATED for an award as a selling point on a video game box. Bitch, nominated is not the same thing as winning... sorry, rambling.
Ever noticed that the hot political book of the hour ends up on the discount rack in about a month? Flagship stores get preorders, order more copies from the publisher, and then get thousands of copies that won't sell.
Women are already feeling it. They're expected to work their entire lives and the number of men that trust them enough to marry them is getting smaller.
I don't know any woman, even those that love and are good at their jobs that don't eventually say fuck it. I don't want to work anymore. We all get to that point but while men reach it after decades for a lot of women it's months or a couple of years.
You mean like literally everyone else? Wow, they're so hurt by having to do what every other human being does.
That's their problem. They can learn to love working, because that's life. When you're not immensely privileged, you have to do shit you don't want to.
I remember on my first day at a job this young woman next to me, trying to make conversation said "Doesn't it suck that we have to work for a living?" They really think they're above that.
Most of them gossip and do nothing all day and leave men to do the actual work anyway. When I worked at a tech company a group of women would do nothing but spend hours every day planning what to order for lunch.
Do you see why I don't have a high opinion of them? I don't need to, nobody does. They're the equivalent of the first people to buy a Prius. They think they are God's gift to the world who deserve praise from all the inferior peasants.
That's down to their ability to ruin anyone. Management would force them to actually do something in a just world. But they'd just claim sexism and sue.
One of the big problems with the economy is the same thing that's happening in personal relationships- men have gotten tired of doing all the work and getting the blame for years and are saying fuck it and just quitting or are going into work for themselves. A lot of companies are full of mongrel diversity hires and women and have trouble finding people to actually do the work to make money.
Just like men are tired of getting the shaft and being accused of everything under the sun in relationships are just saying fuck it and aren't investing themselves unless the women prove their worth. A lot of women refuse or have no worth to prove.
It's like the coof put a pause on everything and now that they expect it to just start up again men are just saying nah I don't want to do that anymore.
Without the workers holding shit together how long can society last? In a way it's like the gay commie faggots' dreams came true- a society wide strike is happening but instead it's against them.
All the marketing for EV vehicles is what prises happen to do, and for 30g less.
saves less gas
affordable, and cheaper maintenance than the eventual maint for an EV vehicle
the new ones look cooler (than a tesla)
you arent given a loicense by tesla to work on them, and can actually get mechanics anywhere near you to fix a Prius.
Soon there will be 'performance' hybrids, and the drivability and fun will blow the comparisons out of the water, still for 10-20gs less than 'fun' teslas will cost
and the current gen doesnt look stupid, and easily hits 50mpg.
It is almost as of there was a SJW checklist - all leaders women, LGBTQIA characters etc. Such characters are fine and need to be included but the virtual absence of male combat leaders seems odd and the LGBTQIA characters seem to be forced rather than pilots who just happen to be not heterosexual.
The Emperor who ordered Operation Cinder, who built two Death Stars, who oversaw countless genocides and massacres and created an Empire where torture droids were in common use, was not a man of secret brilliance and foresight.
So disney has changed the name of rogue squadron, renamed it after giving Sponsoring rights to Google, and theyve added their tranny skrillex haircuts into the Disney universe.
Trash.
I'll pass on this garbage attempt to rewrite the series, thx.
A mostly failed mission to recover a platoon of captured stormtroopers, with knowledge of Shadow Wing, from a band of slavers leaves Quell deeply upset, so much so that she assault’s Adan as he berates her for losing so many potential leads. Without a viable alternative, Adan leaves her in charge of Alphabet Squadron
This will never end because Stores like this are propped up by ESG/DEI investments from giant billionare trans-national banks feeding them money for pushing this stuff.
Its about payoff. Do you get more money being woke or unwoke? Right now you're doing nothing to make it cost them to be unwoke.
actually called alphabet squadron.... how does the Babylon Bee stay in business when reality becomes satire?
I would posit that not only has this already happened, it is not a singular event, but rather a continuous process, whereby progressiveism notes that they have reached the point of satire so they immediately push the envelope further. Poe's Law isn't so much of an explanation for potential confusion of satire and the satirized, but instead is a barometer by which the woke know when they should try the next big thing.
This is an amazing hhgttg reference
Docking fees, charity, and that time they scammed IPX with a Vorlon artifact.
And they don't pay the Narns very much.
You forgot charging their staff rent. 30 credits a week!
People like myself, who like to read tomorrow's headlines today.
Someone's fucking with the simulation again.
At this point, screwing with it would surely make it less bizarre.
No, we're not nearly there yet. I've yet to see a supersonic spider.
Only because nobody is fast enough to catch them
China seems to be getting close.
Hillaryhas Been giving Kamala political advice.
Tfw Scott Adams was right
There was this web comic, Goats I think is was, where the universe was being run by Woody Allen with a Macbook with buggy Mayan calendar software along with the infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters.
Honestly seems about right.
I thought that this was going to be one stupid idea, but checking on Wookipedia it's a completely different stupid idea: five pilots in five different types of starfighter. It would be one thing if it was something like four regular X-wings and a "Wild Weasel" fighter-bomber where the heterogeneous squadron composition provided some specific tactical advantage, but sticking a B-wing in a squadron with faster, more maneuverable starfighters means the entire element is reduced to the speed and maneuverability of the B-wing.
Ohh, I heard about this one.
It's utterly, utterly retarded.
Not only for the speed and manoeuvrability points you mentioned, even something as simple as range- can all five starfighters maintain the same operational range, or is your heavy, long-range B-Wing hobbled by only being able to deploy as far as the short-range gunfighter of the A-Wing?
To reference real life: US operations in Vietnam tended towards composite wings of Hueys to allow some tactical flexibility, but even there you're talking about mixing up two types - troop transport and gunship - and for specific purposes - providing heavy fire support from the moment the troops touched ground.
Maintenance would be a problem too - the squadron's going to have five incompatible sets of spare parts to manage.
... you're not wrong, and here's a thought ... do they even use the same ammo?
There's other problems as well, of course. Picture this: Alphabet Squadron is conducting a heavy strike mission, only the Empire remnants are evil, not stupid, so focus all of their attack on the B-Wing ... once it's gone, Alphabet Squadron has to turn around and head home because between a Y-Wing and whatever else is left, they simply don't have the ordnance to neutralise their target.
youre both being autistic, the logistics of spare parts and ammunition specs is not a prominent part of sw lore (pre dibsney). youre partially right on why its dumb, b wings are meant to attack capital ships, theyre not good for fighter combat, and a small squadron isn't going to be taking on ANY capital ships. Period. b wings dont work without considerable fighter support, 4 mismatched ships likely wouldnt provide the coverage for that to be the situation with this group of rebels.
There are other squadrons with b wings who field them along with xwing support, the idea that an Awing xwing and ywing would be able to support a bwing in any mission is preposterous and completely retarded.
Looks up at forum header image
... and your point is ... ?
Agree on the rest of it, though I am starting to wonder if this author is secretly based and riffing off the "identifies as an attack helicopter" meme.
*a nice way of saying overly autistic. its ok that youre not a sw fan, but you know they are going to point out your bad takes on SW. it used to be a good franchise, and some of us still like the dark days before dibsney intentionally ruined things. some of the eu sucked, but it was CONSISTENT with the overall universe. this cucksquad shit is just embarassing. who the fuck would fly two ships meant for bomb in runs with 3 miss matched fighters? the premise is fucking retarded. and the quote I shared from the book, where tranny protagonist gets annoyed after a mission fail and punches her commanding officer, then he gives her command of the team (lmao) its pretty far into TUMBLRfanfic territory if you ask me. he also riffs on the emperor being evil with some pretty twitter esque virtue signalling of him. ex:
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This is a pretty horrid description of the emperor and his actions, and it belies this nitwit having read likely Nothing of the emperor's history before dibsney came along. It sounds like it came straight off of tumblr.
And he is a self-taught author, too, idk If I like that or not.
Instant fail. Look at how he describes star wars. This guy is a bandwagon cuck, not a SW fan.
this retardfag thinks that the empire controlled every part of the galaxy like a president of America would/ hes literally a goddamn retard who should be put nowhere near star wars.
The last 'star wars' game (by ea) had a story like this. BORING. woke wamens regrets being an empire thug. DONT CARE
Why are the rebels recruiting an empire thug after the last decades long war against them? she stayed with them after the death star was constructed? she didnt defect when it was destroying entire planets? I dont want this bitch on the rebels. why are the rebels so cucked that they decide to go after and recruit her? is it the product of soy upbringings? in sanfran?
What? this sounds like a helpful 'rian johnson' level of "nuance". like how random stableboys are secretly masters of the force, more powerful than the story's main arch villain.
I dont think the tortue droids normally talk? maybe I have to brush up on my lore a smidge.
What the fuck, nigga? that is like LITERALLY ALL of dibsneys wars, how the rebels are also terrrrorists. .... this is all new dibswars since 2016 or whenever.
and arguably the prequels were not written with that total grounding either.... i dont think either of these niggas know any SW outside of dibsneywars, tbh.
these faggot soys have literally made the emperor into exact analogy to space hitler. as if theres no mob or other evils in the entire sw era
uh, what? you know there are more eras to the universe and this has literally happened before in different ways? these fags know NOTHING about star wars, this extent has confirmed it for me.
Wut? lmao, NO.
AHAHAHAHAHAH. X for DOUBT
Oh wow, he 'wondered' about the universe? did this nigga ever read a single book from it? dont think so.
omfg this next paragraph. literally LMAO irl-
so these niggas just admitted he's only seen the og films 'in 30 minute chunks' and quit sw at 13-14. but hes totally qualified to write about the universe because the "novels never came to him" ROFLMAO. this guy is fucking patient zero for all the SJW cucks who are trying to ruin gaming and every other one of our hobbies. this nigga watched a film when hes 12 and now he's qualified to be a gatekeeper and lore creator for it, even though he admits he never consumed any of the deeper media around it. this is pitiful, fuck dibsney, and fuck this cuckold for pretending to be a fan. niggar cunt.
he just admitted he didnt play the sw video games.... but he was a gamer? LMFAO
So which video games did you play? 'yeah all of them'. this fake fan nigga sounds like sarah palin when she was asked what her favorite magazine was.
So he didnt play dnd? just other rpgs that he couldnt name for the article? rofl - X DOUBT
So it admits he hasnt even seen the prequels, this nigga is writing a series about the end of the empire and doesnt even know its beginning.... what a tremendous faggot.
These niggas cant even make a workable 'force' analogy. fuck them both. you soy fucking fake nerd cunts
but yeah hes right, this ISNT fan fictiion, because its written for and BY non fans, you fucking gay niggas.
Niggar is literally writing only for fame, he doesnt like the franchise. Fuck him with a rusty bantha poodoo. niggar.
Hard no. I like how these niggas need to explain what a tie fighter is, in a review of a star wars author.
This guy is a serious faggot. Youve only watched 4-6 and you claim to have something thats not anywhere else in star wars... youre a cringe faggot and should probably seppuku immediately with your 5k worth doubtless funcopop collection and yaoi hentai dolls.
Shut up, cuck.
(416 pages, $28.99)
the price is even more of a slap in the face, 30 for this shit? id rather eat j. lucas's fresh poo than consume this gay tran focused story for an admitted non fan.
Can I just say that you just finished calling me overly autistic, and then launched into that.
Not that you're wrong, mind. Thanks for the thorough breakdown of the article. If this is indicative of where Disney wants to go with Star Wars, it seems they want to bury the Lucas-era stuff and subsist on only Disney.
One can only hope that this decision causes Disney's profit forecast expectations to be thoroughly subverted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN_CP4SuoTU
These guys make me wanna be Imperial. Sweet black suits and hot pilot chicks who can really handle a stick.
(for reference: The Right needs to use women to appeal to all the lonely sexless incel antifa/blm types. A converted enemy is twice as good as a dead one)
I knew which one that was before clicking it. I would love a full length animated movie or tv-show seen from the imperial side. One where they stick to it and not just go "oh the empire is so evil, ima defect lol".
Though we all know that's not gonna happen.
EA pretended that was gonna be the story for the last 'battlefront' game but it just ended with her defecting from the empire on like the 3rd mission. gay and faggy.
I dont think operational "range" was much of a thing until Rian fagotron got his hands on the series.
True enough, but it was Disney that allowed that shitshow to happen, so that's the rules they have chosen to operate under. Not my fault they're idiots!
"This is Harrison Bergeron, checking in!"
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"Diversity is our strength!"
Oh god, I'm not even sure what stupid idea is worse at that point. As everyone has said, the drastic differences between the different fighters means they can't complement each other or provide any conveniences.
I may need my memory refreshed though (operating on over two-decade old TIE Fighter game info), what was the difference between the B-Wing and the Y-Wing? I know the Y-Wing was the primary bomber type, but it was looking like the B-Wing basically replaced it.
Basically, the Y-Wing is a fighter-bomber, whereas the B-wing is a pure bomber.
the ywings are ever so more maneuverable, the bwings have more advanced armaments and detection tech, but have a higher maintenance requirement. ywings continued to be used because of their higher reliability and lower cost to construct one.
typical disneywars bisch who didnt join the rebels til the men had done all the fighting.
I always thought ys were slower. feel like a dumbass atm/ and having a transport in the squadron makes even less sense... the rebels just won, they aren't going to be at a loss for ships, having one of their squad as a dedicated transport pilot sounds dumb if they're empire hunters. but even without the speed disadvantage, b-s would be useless having only one, they're meant to assault cap ships, one aint going to do shit. the contempt for disneywars is growing.
Funny how they picked a "woman" that is obviously not white... but it looks like it can be hispanic, asian or black. Making it super ambigous lolol.
It’s that SJW haircut they always got to have, it’s like some kind of woke Samson
thats the haircut they are required to get after testing positive for every herpes in existence.
She's culturally appropriating blond hair though.
Nah. That's Vietnamese.
She’s Laotian.
both.
Im asian and i couldnt really tell hehe.
*woman. tis a tranny, harry.
Is anyone NOT a New York Times best selling author? I'm starting to wonder. What exactly is the criteria? It's like when they put the fact a game was NOMINATED for an award as a selling point on a video game box. Bitch, nominated is not the same thing as winning... sorry, rambling.
NYT best seller lists only check ~24 stores or so nationwide. All of those stores are major chains in blue cities, and pre-orders count as sales.
Jesus, I knew it was biased, but fucking hell. That's so blatant.
Ever noticed that the hot political book of the hour ends up on the discount rack in about a month? Flagship stores get preorders, order more copies from the publisher, and then get thousands of copies that won't sell.
Post by New York Times bestselling writer LinkR!
Finally, something to place next to my soccer participation trophy. (Christ, I am become boomer....)
I thought the title was you being funny but no
I'm not laughing
Niggers know when this woke shit is over, so is the generations long free ride. They are going to the back of the bus
And women know you'll blame everything but them, so their free ride never ends.
Remind me who has 100% control over the Star Wars brand now? Kathleen Kennedy.
Women are already feeling it. They're expected to work their entire lives and the number of men that trust them enough to marry them is getting smaller.
I don't know any woman, even those that love and are good at their jobs that don't eventually say fuck it. I don't want to work anymore. We all get to that point but while men reach it after decades for a lot of women it's months or a couple of years.
You mean like literally everyone else? Wow, they're so hurt by having to do what every other human being does.
That's their problem. They can learn to love working, because that's life. When you're not immensely privileged, you have to do shit you don't want to.
I remember on my first day at a job this young woman next to me, trying to make conversation said "Doesn't it suck that we have to work for a living?" They really think they're above that.
Most of them gossip and do nothing all day and leave men to do the actual work anyway. When I worked at a tech company a group of women would do nothing but spend hours every day planning what to order for lunch.
Do you see why I don't have a high opinion of them? I don't need to, nobody does. They're the equivalent of the first people to buy a Prius. They think they are God's gift to the world who deserve praise from all the inferior peasants.
That's down to their ability to ruin anyone. Management would force them to actually do something in a just world. But they'd just claim sexism and sue.
One of the big problems with the economy is the same thing that's happening in personal relationships- men have gotten tired of doing all the work and getting the blame for years and are saying fuck it and just quitting or are going into work for themselves. A lot of companies are full of mongrel diversity hires and women and have trouble finding people to actually do the work to make money.
Just like men are tired of getting the shaft and being accused of everything under the sun in relationships are just saying fuck it and aren't investing themselves unless the women prove their worth. A lot of women refuse or have no worth to prove.
It's like the coof put a pause on everything and now that they expect it to just start up again men are just saying nah I don't want to do that anymore.
Without the workers holding shit together how long can society last? In a way it's like the gay commie faggots' dreams came true- a society wide strike is happening but instead it's against them.
Priuses are unironically based.
All the marketing for EV vehicles is what prises happen to do, and for 30g less.
saves less gas
affordable, and cheaper maintenance than the eventual maint for an EV vehicle
the new ones look cooler (than a tesla)
you arent given a loicense by tesla to work on them, and can actually get mechanics anywhere near you to fix a Prius.
Soon there will be 'performance' hybrids, and the drivability and fun will blow the comparisons out of the water, still for 10-20gs less than 'fun' teslas will cost
and the current gen doesnt look stupid, and easily hits 50mpg.
Amazon reviewers says LGBTQ checklist abound.
--- from a 2 stars 2019 review
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So disney has changed the name of rogue squadron, renamed it after giving Sponsoring rights to Google, and theyve added their tranny skrillex haircuts into the Disney universe.
Trash.
I'll pass on this garbage attempt to rewrite the series, thx.
Might be hilarious to read
Woke x100
That's how I felt about that sword fighting lesbian rpg book. But no way in hell am I giving them money, not even for an used copy.
what gender is the diversity on the cover?
This will never end because Stores like this are propped up by ESG/DEI investments from giant billionare trans-national banks feeding them money for pushing this stuff.
Its about payoff. Do you get more money being woke or unwoke? Right now you're doing nothing to make it cost them to be unwoke.
No one going to call out the pyramid with the eye of Horus represented by the xwing
I thought you were kidding.
I loved the ending where they all got sucked into the trans blackhole and were never heard from again.
uhm sweetey its a white hole, sexist