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Lurker404 19 points ago +19 / -0

Odysee cucked out. Here in Germany I get:

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The Interstate Treaty on the Protection of Human Dignity and the Protection of Minors in Broadcasting and in Telemedia states this content is illegal: § 4 Abs. 1 Satz 1 Nr. 4 JMStV

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Lurker404 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ah, these are the guys who made Heimat Defender (https://kvltgames.com/en/heimat-defender-en/). A game so spicy the German government censored it because enemies were leftists.

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Lurker404 7 points ago +7 / -0

Oh god I love this Wikipedia article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eugenia_Mart%C3%ADnez_Vallejo

It's full of knee slappers:

was a Spanish court jester

her appearance serving as a source of shock and amusement

So fascinated was the king by her appearance that he had his court painter ... create two full-body portraits of her

The paintings are titled The Monster

She wouldn't look out of place in modern day Western societies :D

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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lucky I haven't eaten yet.

Although I did chuckle when I saw them waddle across the stage during their "fashion show". The way they walk is just so ... fatty :D

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Lurker404 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think they had them in circus freak shows back then.

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just use two chairs. One for each ass continent.

by Lethn
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Lurker404 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ads aren't what they used to be.

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Lurker404 10 points ago +10 / -0

I doubt anybody ran in his family.

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Lurker404 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not sure who I'm more disappointed in. Companies who need fake personas to advertise their junk or the sad idiots who follow these fake personas on social media.

by Lethn
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Lurker404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Randoms in Warframe aren't bad. It's not like you need old-school MMORPG raid-level knowledge and coordination. You can brute force all the high-end stuff so even a raccoon can do it.

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Lurker404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Funny side note from the news in Germany today: EVs aren't even good enough for their staunches advocates. The far-left socialist mayor of Hamburg got rid of his 120,000€ EV because range, especially in winter, sucks ass.

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Lurker404 40 points ago +40 / -0

It's funny. Youtube seems to be really desperate for money. With adblock disabled I get literal scam ads.

Shit like "Watch these colorful mantra pictures to turn on your brain glands. It's so much more convenient than listening to brain wave songs!" or "Some student invented a miracle energy saving heater that saves so much energy big-heating had him exmatriculated from his university and investors are flooding him with money!" which turns out to be a cheap ass 20$ wall plug electric heater straight from China.

Piracy sites that can't get regular sponsors have more legitimate ads than Youtube :D

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Lurker404 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember playing that a lot back in the day. Great game. Might even still have the disc in some box somewhere :D

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

A couple come to mind.

Commander Keen
Really old jump'n'run. I remember playing with a friend back in school. We took turns on a 486 PC, or maybe even a 3 or 2, it's been a while. Of course we only had the shareware version.

Blue Estate
On-rails shooter with delightfully offensive humor. There aren't enough of these games. Especially in today's environment. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OTVzOYaRso

Singularity
One of the last good story-driven singleplayer FPS. After that it all turned to shit. Now it's all just cobbled-together open world mush or Doom-style twitch shooters. Still pretty good today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbk6yENRkaw

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Lurker404 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh yea, I've played Savage way too much :D Savage 2 was pretty great too, IMHO.

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Lurker404 11 points ago +11 / -0

But can it compete with a high-quality crow stick? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-HF-wBwQsc

The parents even teach their young what a good stick is and how to use them.

by Lethn
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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's THE single weirdest option that always makes me wonder "Why does that even exist?".

I mean yea, in flight sims, but 1st and 3rd person shooters? What is wrong with people?

by Lethn
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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

And console ports.

by Lethn
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Lurker404 3 points ago +3 / -0

Using C to crouch means you have to move your finger off WASD which hinders mobility. I can easily keep shift pressed with the tip of my pinky and use the base of my pinky finger to press CTRL at the same time, and then slap space bar with my thumb to jump while keeping total control over WASD.

That's pretty much mandatory in parkour-heavy games like Warframe where you run, crouch and jump all the time.

It's also more ergonomic and comfortable because my relaxed hand posture is right above those keys. Getting to C requires an awkward movement of either my index finger or thumb.

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Lurker404 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea, in the last few days it was Twitch, Disney and now Discord. All about 15-20% IIRC. Did I miss someone?

The world is healing ... or something :D

Edit: Unity too, 25%

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Lurker404 22 points ago +22 / -0

Article is auto-translated.

tl;dr
A German daycare offered a "masturbation room" for children to "satisfy themselves". Children in a daycare ("Kita" means daycare) are about 1-6 years old.

Not the first time this has happened. Another daycare tried doing this a few months ago but "reconsidered" after massive backlash.

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