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Constipatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

This was never a date to her. She was going anyway and was only on board for free food, which is a cunt's prerogative.

“They got the best… oysters in Atlanta, like handdowns, so I’m like, yes, I can get some content,” she said before slurping through four platters of Tabasco-smothered seafood in shells.'

This dude never stood a chance. Even if she was DTF after this, the goofy pig just ate 48 oysters, additional crab cakes, potatoes, and probably a shrimp cocktail in with her other cocktails which were probably the kind loaded with sugar. Even with the camera off, this guy would deserve a medal for putting up with that kind of nasty food breath.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +4 / -1

We should be working to make "stop importing antisemites" a thing. Not for them, but for us.

If it takes off, Europe will benefit and sacks of shit like Tlaib and AOC lose ground.

If it doesn't, it's spit in the eye of semites everywhere and some premium rage bait.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is such a weird IP for these idiots to set up camp on. Is it the wardrobes? The whips? Are they just drawn to defiling crosses and iconic religious imagery?

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Space colony game could be Space Colony.

Oops, didn't see the other post. Still, for 2D this is your best bet.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's not about ratings, it's about the direction of the industry going forward with a new cancer attached to it. The old problems like technical issues or ugly art direction were fixable or at least had some excuse.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +8 / -1

I don't disagree with anything you pointed out. The reality is that nobody who isn't trans is going to pick alternative pronouns or voice options. For as many people as this "appeased" (give them everything they ask for and they'll think up something later and then complain they didn't get that too), it pissed off 20x more. Why not let the 2% or 0.5% be the ones who have to mod their stuff to make it how they want it. Let them put the work in.

But to some devs it is just type A type B to avoid the shit storm and move on because it's one line of code to change the name and avoid the backlash. Even the last few Monster Hunter games did this, if I remember right.

It just hit me that to be a developer must be a real headache being caught between the volatile gaming community at large and the skinless alphabet community losing their shit about literally anything.

Starfield did suck for the character creator being 100% shit and the fact that it was very deliberately difficult to make a character that appeared caucasian without looking deformed.

But garbage like Last of Us 2 surpasses it by miles, and that's the real depth of forced bullshit we should look out for. Starfield is compromised, but there's some usable meat on the corpse. Dread the day we can't even get that out of a AAA release.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's fine until you have to rescue Sam's dads' dildo collection from a cave shaped like a butthole.

Kidding. I do feel like the game is being rated on a very steep negative handicap for what are slight infractions, a few of which have already blown up in Bethesda's face.

But I think a lot of us are scared that within 3 years the entire industry is going to be lost the same way TV and movies already are. I think the nature of gaming and gamers has slowed the push, but they have not and will not stop trying.

Woke filtering is now a part of game buying decision making and is its own red flag to people who hate it. The problem is that they outright advertise it as included, which immediately flags the game for many, which makes us feel like the pool of viable games is shrinking even if it's just token marketing (like the black girl from Remnant 2 who gets shelved after 5 minutes.)

So people can either dismiss the small things (even Ghost of Tsushima had some stray gay in it) or people can complain. Gamers like to complain. It doesn't make them wrong, but they do enjoy a good hate bandwagon.

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Constipatriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sinking all his money back into the system and having nothing to show for his life except a resume' that brags how hard he'll work for that system.

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Constipatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

This is a good way to put it but I'm picturing the scene from Casino where they're having guys executed, the quick "fuck you" they spit out before getting a bullet to the forehead. They're going to cheat this election beyond belief and nothing is going to change. They literally got a functionally retarded man elected (installed) in Pennsylvania rather than let a republican have the seat.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

It all makes sense when you put a few observations together.

  1. As another user noticed, in the game nobody else can really get anything done and everything is on you.

  2. Everyone walking around looks at you, eyes wide, seemingly astonished and gravely insulted at the same time, Like you're wearing a MAGA hat in Los Angeles.

Therefore, we conclude that you are indeed the last capable, heterosexual caucasian in the game world.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

So after the defunding push flopped, the next strategy is to fund or overfund them but render them completely ineffective by including immigrants with no loyalty to the community and promoting diversity hiring for management.

It's bold.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"end naoh deh king will havb deh strent of deh pentah sdripped eweh!"

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not so far as I've seen. Yeah you can direct power to ship systems on the fly like in XWing or Tie Fighter or any decent space fighter since, you can acquire shielded cargo spaces or sensor jammers for cargo smuggling, but otherwise it's just like walking around a building in space.

Todd's a jerk anyway. I wouldn't trust him to sit the right way on a toilet seat.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +5 / -1

It's fine. Character creator sucks but then it's over. Gameplay is solid and competent as any other Bethesda game, not a lot of difference but it's more action oriented rather than the Fallout style of RPG dice rolling when taking shots.

The problem I had and most reviewers had was that for a game in a HUGE swath of space, travel is nearly non-existant and you're only forced to be IN space when what you're looking for is a ship or some other story event happening there. You can literally fast travel from the pit of a bunker to the doorstep of a base in another system with the click of a menu button, and you are expected to do so whenever possible. It's not like No Man's Shy where you can lift off and set down on another site and be along for the ride the whole time. You're on planet. Cutscene shows you taking off. You're in space. Cutscene shows you jumping to system. You get there. Cutscene shows you land. Or, just fast travel and skip it all.

If it wasn't for the space traversal jank the game would pull solid 9s and 10s across the board.

One thing I'm impressed at is that the robot's voice actually calls me out loud by the last name I gave my pilot. They quietly added this.

The woke isn't prevalent but there are traces. The group you work with has one black guy, and he's ok. The colonies and bases aren't flooded with diversity. If anything I've met more Asian types than black, but everyone has that muddy Bethesda npc heritage look.

I've barely scratched the surface. If there's a cocksucking mini game or gay pride parade later I'll report back.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

The way it strikes me is that it's a signal statement that says, "NO we are not interested in entertaining you by creating a competent narrative that includes suspension of disbelief, we will poison any escapism or fantastic idealism you try to derive, and we refuse to build a world where you have problems that don't reflect the writer's real-world pet peeves and opinions about what you deserve."

It's a transparant attempt at subverting the sense of wanting to connect with the character you're playing, and a pathetic attempt at instilling a set of lowered expectations for yourself.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

What is so magical about McDonald's that invokes an immediate and unstoppable 'ride or die' attitude among blacks?

It's like they set foot on the property and it's time to do business and take scalps. Every interaction becomes as tense as a high volume drug deal. Wall Street traders are less aggressive by comparison.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spoken like a bigmouth who has never felt the weight of a sword, the stress of a physical fight, or the conviction needed to end the life of another adult.

"LOL wE DonT uSe SwoRdS aNymOrE AnywAyS "

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've seen people use Team Fortress 2 spray tags that were literally tactical porn and nobody complained.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

No matter how good this game may be, the fact that it's the current reddit spearhead trendy "OMG best game ever" spoogefest makes me want to never touch it. Mod it till it's ruined as far as I'm concerned. Some titles simply cannot survive their fans' collective stench.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was going to say this. So many newer trendy games are based on video games and crowd founded. Pick up some classics like Power Grid, Space Hulk, Fury of Dracula, or if you have a large trusted group, Galactica was great for a social element.

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