Fire all of them and replace them with minorities. I wanna watch them squirm over that.
I guess the Crayola Ultimate Crayon Bucket was just too good of an offer to pass up.
Heh. His tweets are protected now.
Green Lantern has a thousand yard stare going on also.
Batman's neck is almost twice as wide as his head.
The Flash's chin could put someone's eye out.
I looked her up and hooooly shit. Her entire career is basically suing companies over various types of harassment.
Bob spelled back wards is boB! A coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Then - We must sacrifice people so the sun won't go out!
Now - We must sacrifice people so the sun won't be too hot!
Lemme guess: one of the female writers is self-inserting and can’t fathom changing the year because that’s when she was the same age as the protagonist.
Winner winner chicken dinner!
To quote Ian Fleming
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action
Absolute chad lads!
She should be shunned for wearing Shovel Face.
If we're really lucky all this fuckery will cause Twitter to get Gawkered.
Holy fuck that's some bad Photoshop.
Another vote for 7zip. Been using since the mid 2000s. Probably one of the most handy free apps you can have on your system.
I seem to have missed the part where the US sent messages to parents that basically said "LOL! Look at your stupid dead kid!".
This is some fucking serial killer psychopath shit right here.
Since they like sticking random Xs onto things start calling them People of Xolor
Most likely? Probably because they were telling the truth.
But them big honking problem glasses!
Oh no!
Anyway...
How do I even unpackage this problematic sentence?
MMMMMMMMM!!!! This aged like a dead skunk on the side of the highway!
Oh no! Anyway...
Sounds like a viral version of the Holodomor.
Honestly I'm starting to think they keep him in a padded room when he's not in use.