The burning of the white house is basically the Canadian equivalent of wewuzzery. A bunch of British people won a battle against the Americans, therefore Canada (which did not exist yet) "kicked their asses".
In reality the entire war was a complete waste of time and resources for both sides and nobody likes talking about it because it was boring and embarrassing for everyone.
If war breaks out due to globalist corruption in canada, they will lose due to declining active service members and the fact that any replacements will be unfit rape prone maniacs who can't shoot straight, while the US can easily create a "veit-cong" scenario for the commonwealth loyalists by arming more physically active and competent allied insurgents in Canadian territory.
Look at how terrified they are of these embargos, while their leaders and corporate friends fix the price of everything from rent to groceries.
Less money for them, seems to be what they really care for. So if america just slapped them with trade bans from like say NAFTA. It would be DEVASTAING, people would starve, a few years sooner lmao. Canada isnt exactly prime farmland either.
Like I said though, the best thing that could happen to this shithole country is it gets annexed. Id rather join forces than fight, but lets be serious. Its never going to happen. (I Should add, I hope it never comes to that, but america, even as fucked as it is, has more of a chance of changing things than somewhere like a crown country like canada, where the elite hide behind the royal shield like terrified children. )
The elite in canada have it good right now, and they wont give that up.
Whoa, hold on there. Canada isn't prime Farmland!? Buddy, you clearly haven't been. Canada has some of the best farmland in the world. North of the circle, sure, you can't grow shit, but most people in Canada live in the fertile zones further south--where you can thrown a rock and grow a mountain.
I like how they, and many of our "allies," will spend years shitting on us with actual malice, interfering in our politics to a dangerous level, and generally trying to undermine anything we do out of simple pettiness.
But the moment one of our presidents jokes about not taking it anymore and flexes how easy it would be to literally stomp one under heel and make them our property, suddenly its a "real and dangerous threat."
Its such an actual pathetic reaction that makes them look so much worse than if they simply said "lol, try it DRUMPF."
Canada used to war-game invasions into the US—until the end of World War II, when the British Empire crumbled and could no longer guarantee support by the Royal Navy.
Canada is a disposable ally at best, like Ukraine, South Vietnam, or Nationalist China/Taiwan.
I feel like this is a asinine statement. Even I have ancestors who fled to canada during the american revolution. I dont hate them, but I think it was a dumb thing to do.
Entire familys still crisscross both countries, I wouldnt consider them "disposable".
Doesn't matter what you or I feel. The US has an observable, lethal pattern of treating its allies, regardless of what that dead toad Henry Kissinger says.
Every Canadian I know would take up arms against the Americans if it came to war. None of us would want that, we all hate the same liberal cult bullshit, but we are also staunch patriots, just like the Americans, we love our country and hate traitors, including Candian traitors. Also invaders, including American invaders. But we will happily join in solidarity, the fight against the left.
Thankfully we also all recognize it for what it is, a comment shitting on trudope who EVERYONE, including Canadians, despises.
Well hopefully an invasion would just be a flattening of your society and none of this nation building horseshit. You would be destroyed on a scale 10x worse than what Israel is doing to Palestine right now.
It's a cute idea, but your continued existence depends on the belief that we don't simply want to destroy you for being retarded.
So many canadians have already fled to places like america, I wouldnt be surprised if they wanted their country back.
While Canada may be experiencing record high population growth, there is an exodus of its citizens, with emigration or reverse immigration, surging this year. The outflow of citizens in the last three months has only been higher three other times in the past century, according to data from Statistics Canada. More and more Canadian residents are leaving to go live in foreign countries, with emigration up 3% in the last quarter.
In the last 73 years of data collection, only three other years have seen larger quarterly emigration numbers – 2016, 1967 and 1965. In 2016, a record high exodus occurred and that trend has continued with higher than average emigration becoming normalized. Quarterly outflows from 2016 onward have been almost 50% higher than previously. Canada is currently on track to hitting 79% of the outflow recorded last year, with 74,017 emigrants so far year to date.
The main question that this outflow raises is, if Canadians most familiar with the country see no opportunity in staying here, how could immigrants? The trend of onward migration, where immigrants arrive in Canada and then subsequently leave, has been steadily increasing since the 1980s. The number of permanent residents who pursued citizenship within 10 years of their arrival dropped by 40% between 2001 and 2021.
Immigrants are great, you can pay them super cheap, you can make landlords super rich, you can poison them, or kill them and then just deport/deny any compensation. Deny health services, no retirement fund. They are great, for the elite.
(Video by true north, same people who wrote the article I quoted.)
I have been reading about this for years, why would a doctor stay here and make a 120k a year when they could go to the states and live like rockstars in some of the rurual areas making more like 500k? Same with tech companys, most people who are actually innovative get out and work making more elsewhere.
War with Canada would be strange since the garbage healthcare and MAID would be responsible for most of the casualties on the Canadian side. Like seriously who the fuck would fight for this country?
Funny that one of the supposed threats from the US is seizing power plants, which provide power to both the US and Canada, when Doug Ford himself threatened to cut power to the States. Not "joked," tried to escalated a trade dispute into the sort of shit that we bomb people over.
Canada is a nation of weak liberal crybullies whose sole cultural feature is "owning the chuds," even if it means killing themselves to do it. They were never worth giving the bloody nose they deserved, but if they're going to insist on it...
Edit: Actually, thinking about it, Trump invading to take control of Canadian power plants is probably a talking point delivered from upon high, to poison the well in the event of a very justified seizure. They still control enough of the media and communications channels to erase any of Canada's fucking around up to the point where they find out.
I remember working at Nothern Telecom (!) and I had to carry a security badge for access... and I was astonished -- what Canadian would ever do something bad?
Prepare with what? Leafs can't own anything "scarier" than a bolt-action rifle, and even those are being confiscated by Fidel's bastard to be sent to the Ukraine-shaped money pit.
I like how even in this author's fantasy, the US immediately captures all major cities and strategic objectives like power plants, and the Canadians are forced to retreat to the Arctic wilderness with no supplies or electricity. At that point, the US just shrugs and starts using air power. Not sure how they're coming back from that, especially since the US Navy now absolutely mogs the Royal Navy and no foreign supplies would be forthcoming.
I think Canadians have fallen farther than anyone else in my eyes over the last few decades. As a child, I saw them as rugged lumberjack types, good and hearty people, slow to anger but physically imposing, with good humor and patience. Now? Total cucks who watched their nation be destroyed by immigration in order to avoid being called mean names by people who hate them. Like a turbo charged version of the very worst Americans. The worst part is the Canadians who still try to evoke that lumberjack mentality in response to populist “threats”. Sorry, little bitches, we’ve already seen you fold like a chair to gay retarded Marxism.
Refuse to accept the US manifest destiny or its expansionist language, refer to them as USian because no man or woman on these continents is more or less American than the others. The United States does not have a monopoly on democracy, freedom, America, or the ability to fight for these ideals.
USian is something that's been making the rounds the last couple of years. It's really popular with beaners.
Opinion discarded. What a convenient shibboleth. It's a fine term to use when joking about or for bantz, but when trying to get someone to read your... manifesto? Maybe? It just isn't it, doc.
Not like they're trying to save characters on that twit-longer.
What a fucking oxymoron. The faggots pretending that their "anonymous" group actually represents anything other than their tiny minority of terminally online goblins need a collective reality check.
If the Trump administration declares war on a globalist controlled Canada, Canada will have to contend with both a US invasion and a dissident right insurgency allied with the invaders consisting of trained military veterans, pre-woke corruption police officers, and bloodthirsty individuals who want to kill woke people.
The Canadian military will have to draft unstable woke retards who will likely terrorize the civilian population as there will not be enough "following orders" types.
You laugh, but the glowies are gearing up to groom some retards into doing a domestic terrorism.
Also the Biden admin is who told Trudeau to shut it down wrt the trucker convoy, that came out during the investigation into Trudeau's use of his emergency powers.
I can hear my grandmother yelling "told you so" from the grave.
She firmly believed, all her life, that Americans were still and always would be, believers in "manifest destiny". "Don't be silly", my mom always said. "That's in the past". That Schoolhouse Rock bit about Elbow Room sure as fuck didn't help.
Welp. When the war comes, everything on two legs that ain't my husband wiill be considered an enemy. And no, it wouldn't be that hard to find a gun in farming country.
Your dogshit bolt action rifle isn't doing shit against the US army trying to flatten your country lil bro. You shoot at them once and your house is getting flattened with an airstrike.
A lot of Canadians think they're going to be as tough as afghanis or iraqis
Most of them heard about the War of 1812 as a child and have never stopped masturbating over it since.
The burning of the white house is basically the Canadian equivalent of wewuzzery. A bunch of British people won a battle against the Americans, therefore Canada (which did not exist yet) "kicked their asses".
In reality the entire war was a complete waste of time and resources for both sides and nobody likes talking about it because it was boring and embarrassing for everyone.
If it weren't for Andrew Jackson, nobody would give a shit about that war. Well, they'd give even less of a shit.
If war breaks out due to globalist corruption in canada, they will lose due to declining active service members and the fact that any replacements will be unfit rape prone maniacs who can't shoot straight, while the US can easily create a "veit-cong" scenario for the commonwealth loyalists by arming more physically active and competent allied insurgents in Canadian territory.
Lmao, it wouldnt even take that honestly.
Look at how terrified they are of these embargos, while their leaders and corporate friends fix the price of everything from rent to groceries.
Less money for them, seems to be what they really care for. So if america just slapped them with trade bans from like say NAFTA. It would be DEVASTAING, people would starve, a few years sooner lmao. Canada isnt exactly prime farmland either.
Like I said though, the best thing that could happen to this shithole country is it gets annexed. Id rather join forces than fight, but lets be serious. Its never going to happen. (I Should add, I hope it never comes to that, but america, even as fucked as it is, has more of a chance of changing things than somewhere like a crown country like canada, where the elite hide behind the royal shield like terrified children. )
The elite in canada have it good right now, and they wont give that up.
Whoa, hold on there. Canada isn't prime Farmland!? Buddy, you clearly haven't been. Canada has some of the best farmland in the world. North of the circle, sure, you can't grow shit, but most people in Canada live in the fertile zones further south--where you can thrown a rock and grow a mountain.
I like how they, and many of our "allies," will spend years shitting on us with actual malice, interfering in our politics to a dangerous level, and generally trying to undermine anything we do out of simple pettiness.
But the moment one of our presidents jokes about not taking it anymore and flexes how easy it would be to literally stomp one under heel and make them our property, suddenly its a "real and dangerous threat."
Its such an actual pathetic reaction that makes them look so much worse than if they simply said "lol, try it DRUMPF."
Canada used to war-game invasions into the US—until the end of World War II, when the British Empire crumbled and could no longer guarantee support by the Royal Navy.
Canada is a disposable ally at best, like Ukraine, South Vietnam, or Nationalist China/Taiwan.
I feel like this is a asinine statement. Even I have ancestors who fled to canada during the american revolution. I dont hate them, but I think it was a dumb thing to do.
Entire familys still crisscross both countries, I wouldnt consider them "disposable".
The US literally started an incredibly bloody war over niggers that ripped families apart and made brothers shoot brothers.
We are past "my distant ancestor might possibly live there, we can't be too mean."
Doesn't matter what you or I feel. The US has an observable, lethal pattern of treating its allies, regardless of what that dead toad Henry Kissinger says.
Every ally except the Greatest Ally™, of course.
Whoa, that's very TL;DR.
Also, I once again wish Trump was as based as they claim. Not that I want to invade Canada, but that idea that we could is pretty funny.
It would actually be very easy if the US strikes fast before the rest of the commonwealth can react.
Millions of Canadians will immediately attempt to defect and enter negotiations with the US as the war will be Canada's fault.
See, this is a scenario I imagined playing out when Turd publicly exclaimed "Hey Radical Muslims, we'll smuggle you into America, no problem!"
I didn't say it wouldn't be easy, just that it's not something I'm interested in. :D
Every Canadian I know would take up arms against the Americans if it came to war. None of us would want that, we all hate the same liberal cult bullshit, but we are also staunch patriots, just like the Americans, we love our country and hate traitors, including Candian traitors. Also invaders, including American invaders. But we will happily join in solidarity, the fight against the left.
Thankfully we also all recognize it for what it is, a comment shitting on trudope who EVERYONE, including Canadians, despises.
Well hopefully an invasion would just be a flattening of your society and none of this nation building horseshit. You would be destroyed on a scale 10x worse than what Israel is doing to Palestine right now.
It's a cute idea, but your continued existence depends on the belief that we don't simply want to destroy you for being retarded.
Hooray! Another brother war!
Within a few years most Canadians will be Indians. Canada is cooked.
So many canadians have already fled to places like america, I wouldnt be surprised if they wanted their country back.
Immigrants are great, you can pay them super cheap, you can make landlords super rich, you can poison them, or kill them and then just deport/deny any compensation. Deny health services, no retirement fund. They are great, for the elite.
(Video by true north, same people who wrote the article I quoted.)
Why are so many people leaving Canada?
https://youtu.be/Jo2WwoRA31Y
I have been reading about this for years, why would a doctor stay here and make a 120k a year when they could go to the states and live like rockstars in some of the rurual areas making more like 500k? Same with tech companys, most people who are actually innovative get out and work making more elsewhere.
That's why the US should just carpet nuke every Canadian city.
The funniest part is that it was actually Turdeau who disamed their own citizens, making them ripe for invasion.
War with Canada would be strange since the garbage healthcare and MAID would be responsible for most of the casualties on the Canadian side. Like seriously who the fuck would fight for this country?
Half of Vancouver and Toronto would be on planes back to China and India on day one.
That's a compelling case to continue to threaten war with Canada.
Hardcore regressive leftists and commonwealth loyalists.
Québec would separate if Canada was in danger but I doubt the US would let that happen if that province was woke.
Funny that one of the supposed threats from the US is seizing power plants, which provide power to both the US and Canada, when Doug Ford himself threatened to cut power to the States. Not "joked," tried to escalated a trade dispute into the sort of shit that we bomb people over.
Canada is a nation of weak liberal crybullies whose sole cultural feature is "owning the chuds," even if it means killing themselves to do it. They were never worth giving the bloody nose they deserved, but if they're going to insist on it...
Edit: Actually, thinking about it, Trump invading to take control of Canadian power plants is probably a talking point delivered from upon high, to poison the well in the event of a very justified seizure. They still control enough of the media and communications channels to erase any of Canada's fucking around up to the point where they find out.
Something like 10 years ago, reporters went to critical dam control room infrastructure in Northern Quebec, after being tipped they should.
There was no security. The doors were not locked.
They just walked in the control room.
They could have shut down the electricity of millions of people. Anyone could have done that.
So imagine how effortlessly any foreing power or terrorist group could paralize the entire place.
Well at least that means if Doug goes rogue cuts us off, even our yassified military could probably walk in and turn it back on.
That's kinda why I used to like Canada.
I remember working at Nothern Telecom (!) and I had to carry a security badge for access... and I was astonished -- what Canadian would ever do something bad?
Time jump to 2024, and now informing reporters of such a thing sounds like the fastest way to tip off trannifa to take advantage of it.
the day of the rake is coming
after we're done making north america great again the cucks will get theirs.
The memes are coming true
Prepare with what? Leafs can't own anything "scarier" than a bolt-action rifle, and even those are being confiscated by Fidel's bastard to be sent to the Ukraine-shaped money pit.
I like how even in this author's fantasy, the US immediately captures all major cities and strategic objectives like power plants, and the Canadians are forced to retreat to the Arctic wilderness with no supplies or electricity. At that point, the US just shrugs and starts using air power. Not sure how they're coming back from that, especially since the US Navy now absolutely mogs the Royal Navy and no foreign supplies would be forthcoming.
I think Canadians have fallen farther than anyone else in my eyes over the last few decades. As a child, I saw them as rugged lumberjack types, good and hearty people, slow to anger but physically imposing, with good humor and patience. Now? Total cucks who watched their nation be destroyed by immigration in order to avoid being called mean names by people who hate them. Like a turbo charged version of the very worst Americans. The worst part is the Canadians who still try to evoke that lumberjack mentality in response to populist “threats”. Sorry, little bitches, we’ve already seen you fold like a chair to gay retarded Marxism.
USian is something that's been making the rounds the last couple of years. It's really popular with beaners.
I'm going to use that more often.
Why don't they give back their lands to the gorillion of natives "they found" in mass graves?
Opinion discarded. What a convenient shibboleth. It's a fine term to use when joking about or for bantz, but when trying to get someone to read your... manifesto? Maybe? It just isn't it, doc.
Not like they're trying to save characters on that twit-longer.
I thought Twitter had a character limit. No one is going to read that.
It does, at 280.
Unless you buy Premium (the blue check), in which case it gets either infinite, or something REALLY high, like 10,000. Not sure which.
(EDIT: It's the latter--the limit is 25,000.)
It's over ten thousand! WHAT, TEN THOUSAND?!
They really do love ruining decades old brands with retarded behavior.
Yea, TIL you can post a whole novel in an X post.
What the fuck makes you fags think a huge percentage of Canada wouldn't immediately join the American invasion force?
Yeah, almost all of us would.
People are acting like the US and Canada haven't fought multiple wars in the past.
I don't know why Trump says he wants to do this, nor do I want him to actually do it.
But I love the reaction it's getting from our enemies!
To bully them into trade concessions.
What a fucking oxymoron. The faggots pretending that their "anonymous" group actually represents anything other than their tiny minority of terminally online goblins need a collective reality check.
There are entire TV shows dedicated to Canadians understanding banter, it's just the Leftists that don't get it.
It must be exhausting to act like my sister. How do these betas do it?
Who are they gonna draft? The truckers and men they've been shitting on for years?
If the Trump administration declares war on a globalist controlled Canada, Canada will have to contend with both a US invasion and a dissident right insurgency allied with the invaders consisting of trained military veterans, pre-woke corruption police officers, and bloodthirsty individuals who want to kill woke people.
The Canadian military will have to draft unstable woke retards who will likely terrorize the civilian population as there will not be enough "following orders" types.
You laugh, but the glowies are gearing up to groom some retards into doing a domestic terrorism.
Also the Biden admin is who told Trudeau to shut it down wrt the trucker convoy, that came out during the investigation into Trudeau's use of his emergency powers.
I can hear my grandmother yelling "told you so" from the grave.
She firmly believed, all her life, that Americans were still and always would be, believers in "manifest destiny". "Don't be silly", my mom always said. "That's in the past". That Schoolhouse Rock bit about Elbow Room sure as fuck didn't help.
Welp. When the war comes, everything on two legs that ain't my husband wiill be considered an enemy. And no, it wouldn't be that hard to find a gun in farming country.
Your dogshit bolt action rifle isn't doing shit against the US army trying to flatten your country lil bro. You shoot at them once and your house is getting flattened with an airstrike.
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I can't believe people are taking this seriously enough to get mad about it lol
It was pretty convincing until he mentioned his "husband" and needing to "find a gun in farming country".
Are you gay or just a woman larping 🤣