CNN rehires Brian Stelter
(thepostmillennial.com)
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At least we both have our hair, right?
Nonsense, us bald bastards have an aerodynamic advantage!
He kind of looks like George from Seinfeld.
"Brian is getting angry!"
I think we found the modern audience?
I'm doing very well, fellow kid. Thanks for asking.
That new single from Rush is very happening!
Wow, he talks just like one of us!
I just leveled up by sexually abusing a girl in a bathroom. I even used the new exploit where I claim to be a girl so if she complains she’ll be labeled a bigot. lol fucking easy mode :-)
Cognito-hazard ahead: BttF remake will star yet another gorilla-ugly black girl who goes back in time with a shitty cadillac using a device that she/her uncle/an unrelated Mexican professor invented. It will be to the 1950's and instead of an idyllic world it will be inexplicably in the midst of race-riots and "no coloreds allowed" signs all over. She will inspire Rosa Parks in some way. She will inspire MLK in some way. She will inspire the uncle/unrelated Mexican professor to investigate time travel so she can come back in time and "change history for the better." She will also invent rap and twerking in a shameless homage to the original "Johnny B. Goode" scene.
Zemeckis jealousy protects his stuff from remakes. Hopefully the remake fetish will be over by the time he dies
They REALLY couldn't hire anyone better could they?
Makes sense, all other leftist NOT already in the mainstream that would do the job are mental asylum escapees if we look at the independent leftist media scene..
Mark Dice rejoices in his kitchen
I do wonder if there are people in CNN and MSNBC that would love Trump to win just to have record views again
Cramer predicting a Trump loss would be a guarantee of a Trump re-election. :D
I guess that Stray Cats revival tour didn’t work out for him.
The Brian Stelter Orchestra only plays Broadway show tunes.
Is he out of the closet now?
Well that'll give Mark Dice some good fodder for a while.
Is this the tentacle porn guy, or the guy they caught ‘bating during a zoom call? Or neither?
Tentacle guy was Kurt Eichenwald of Newsweek, MSNBC.
CNN 'bating guy was something Toobin.
Stelter I think just got his show canceled for sucking.
Amazingly, Stelter is the least rapey person at CNN!
Andrew Cuomo was trying to intimidate witnesses to his brothers sexual assault (while also randomly trying to fight people). Anderson Cooper I think is known for being handsy. Don Lemon fingered a dude in the urinal... and then smelled it.
CNN is a creepy fucking place.
Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.
You can't keep the court jester down. Seriously, you can't tell me he wasn't the most interesting person they had.
Oh, GUTFELD is going to have FUN with this one!!
why?
Is this a sign that even CNN thinks that Trump is going to win?
If you drop water on Brian Stelter, another Brian Stelter will grow out of it.
And don't feed him past midnight.