CNN rehires Brian Stelter
(thepostmillennial.com)
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I think we found the modern audience?
I'm doing very well, fellow kid. Thanks for asking.
That new single from Rush is very happening!
Wow, he talks just like one of us!
I just leveled up by sexually abusing a girl in a bathroom. I even used the new exploit where I claim to be a girl so if she complains she’ll be labeled a bigot. lol fucking easy mode :-)
Cognito-hazard ahead: BttF remake will star yet another gorilla-ugly black girl who goes back in time with a shitty cadillac using a device that she/her uncle/an unrelated Mexican professor invented. It will be to the 1950's and instead of an idyllic world it will be inexplicably in the midst of race-riots and "no coloreds allowed" signs all over. She will inspire Rosa Parks in some way. She will inspire MLK in some way. She will inspire the uncle/unrelated Mexican professor to investigate time travel so she can come back in time and "change history for the better." She will also invent rap and twerking in a shameless homage to the original "Johnny B. Goode" scene.
Zemeckis jealousy protects his stuff from remakes. Hopefully the remake fetish will be over by the time he dies