Cognito-hazard ahead: BttF remake will star yet another gorilla-ugly black girl who goes back in time with a shitty cadillac using a device that she/her uncle/an unrelated Mexican professor invented. It will be to the 1950's and instead of an idyllic world it will be inexplicably in the midst of race-riots and "no coloreds allowed" signs all over. She will inspire Rosa Parks in some way. She will inspire MLK in some way. She will inspire the uncle/unrelated Mexican professor to investigate time travel so she can come back in time and "change history for the better." She will also invent rap and twerking in a shameless homage to the original "Johnny B. Goode" scene.