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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Demand for abortion would organically decrease if slut-shaming became more acceptable and the government stopped paying chicks to get rawdogged and then ditched by Chad.

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milkcowhplus 10 points ago +12 / -2

Trump is either going to surround himself with swamp rats and do boomer shit or else try to do based shit and be blocked by other swamp rats in any case.

His main value is triggering people I hate and maybe forestalling an endless stream of HR ladies from ascending to the presidency and totally destroying this country without any opposition.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Man, this analogy is perfect. Due to age and due to the evolution of the product, I will never again experience the emotions wrestling made me experience as a kid…but you still keep watching, hoping something somehow magically makes you mark out the way you did as a kid.

Watching savage and steamboat blow off their feud at wrestlemania iii when I was 10 years old was easily the highlight of my year. Heart was pounding, adrenaline was pumping. If I watched it now, I’d probably appreciate the athleticism but be too jaded to enjoy it beyond that. And in any case, that angle and that match, or anything like it, would never happen today.

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

HHH and Undertaker are two guys who people love and who I totally don’t get. Might just be my blind spot, but I never found ‘Taker particularly interesting in the ring or on the mic. He seems like a pretty cool, level-headed guy from his interviews, though.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Agreed. Attitude era Raw was on another level. The Rock’s heel turn and rise to the top, Austin vs Vince, random goofy shit like Val Venis almost getting his dick chopped off…holy shit it was amazing. That and the era in the mid ‘80s where everyone was coked and roided out of their minds, leading to some of the greatest promos in recorded history, were magic. I don’t think that magic can ever be recreated.

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I wouldn’t let this guy within 100 yards of my kids, I know that

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don’t even know what I wanted to do. Not live in Clown World, maybe

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milkcowhplus 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was living in Manhattan when it happened, and it was a major mindfuck. Had some acquaintances who died in the attacks. Pretty much the first time the thought “Why the fuck should I be in harm’s way because these two tribes of Stone Age goatfuckers can’t get along?” crossed my mind.

First baby step in my decades-long red-pilling.

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a good question. The girl’s mom (my blood relative) is genuinely very nice and well-intentioned, but to such a pathological degree that she’d never ever try to cut out any of this bullshit. Probably also doesn’t help that the girl’s dad is an extremely wealthy member of god’s chosen people. Again, he’s a nice guy on a personal level, but just by virtue of who he is and where he comes from, I know the girl is running in circles where she’s been brainwashed to buy into all of this shit.

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strange. NYU is turbo-pozzed. I have a younger relative who’s enrolling there next year, and she has major psychiatric issues, a serious vocal fry, thirteen genders and all that shit, and I think that’s pretty typical.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. Their entire economy is based on guys moving bits of money from one place to another while taking a small cut each time so that they can buy more lapdances and blow, Madison Avenue bullshit to get kids to buy more Go-Gurt or whatever the fuck else, and…I don’t know what. Shady Puerto Rican auto body shops?

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Got it. Thanks for clearing that up.

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the tentacle porn guy, or the guy they caught ‘bating during a zoom call? Or neither?

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milkcowhplus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Used exclusively by soyjack redditor bugmen at this point

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milkcowhplus 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh no - now he won’t have access to the lucrative Brazilian market /s

My company tries to do business in Brazil, and by and large it’s a huge waste of time and effort, because of burdensome commercial regulations and the fact that disposable incomes are so low that we can’t charge viable prices for our products.

Even though the business model is a little different for Twitter, I’m guessing this would still be addition by subtraction from a purely commercial standpoint for Elon, given how pointless it is for first-world businesses to try to make money in Brazil. Wake me up when Twitter gets blocked in someplace other than a second-world shithole whose greatest contribution to society is pussy waxing.

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milkcowhplus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously, I remember how much Kevin Nash’s “vanilla midgets” comment triggered the internet wrestling community because it shit on the small, technically gifted guys who the Internet forums desperately wanted to get a push (but never would). That was in the late ‘90s, after Sid’s heyday. Being a big guy wasn’t a career hindrance back then - if anything it was a shortcut to stardom.

Anyway, I can’t think of Sid without immediately thinking about how hard he continued to sell the Shockmaster bit, even after it had gone to shit and the other guys on camera were openly shitting on it (Flair muttering “oh god” and Davey Boy saying “He fell on his fookin’ arse” on a hot mic.) All-time classic moment

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahljd_0xjA

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