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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit my dad was an Italian immigrant to Windsor. I knew where you were going the second you said “Chrysler”.

Anyway I fucking hate the mafia goomba jersey shore greaseball stereotype (I get why it exists, but I hate it), and I still think that trigger warning is fucking retarded.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think all of groups B through D are meant to represent general population in some fashion - anyone who’s ever turned up in the emergency room (basically could be anyone), anyone who’s ever turned up in the emergency room or had surgery on their junk for reasons unrelated to troonery (another flavor of “could be anyone”), and anyone who’s ever gone to the doctor for a sore throat (third flavor of “could be anyone”).

The reason why the control groups aren’t pure general population (without these criteria about ER visits, etc.) is because the database they’re analyzing is a database on health insurance claims, so people only show up in the database if they’re visiting a doctor. So the control groups are more or less constructed as “people who have gone to the doctor for the most generic reason possible”, to more or less represent gen pop.

And yep, it was 5-year suicide attempt risk rather than 1-year. I misread that.

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milkcowhplus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Like it’s a crime against humanity that dudes rate women based on looks. Bro, I had a female friend from college straight-up tell me she and her other female friends rated the guys in our friend circle based on how much money they thought we could make (like an actual $$$ per year figure).

Conclusion: Get bent, don’t gaf about these guys yelling out ratings at girls. Also, I beat the salary rating the gals in college gave me, and that friend is now literally a mentally ill cat lady (twice hospitalized), so…

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milkcowhplus 18 points ago +19 / -1

Not that I give a shit, since the narrative that these surgeries are totally fucked up is a rational one, but that article is misinterpreting the study results.

I checked out the actual study publication, and it turns out that the study results show a higher 1-year suicide attempt risk for troons getting the surgery compared to the general population. The headline implies that the result is for troons getting the surgery vs troons not getting the surgery, but that would have required a control group of troons not getting the surgery, which the study didn’t look at. So for all we know, the risk increase they saw is due to the fact that these people are troons, and not the fact that they got the surgery. Also, they looked at the outcome of suicide attempts and not actual suicides, but that’s a more minor point.

Source: Trust me, bro

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Whoa whoa whoa, cool it with the transphobia, buddy

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milkcowhplus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I assure you a gal’s judgment at age 24 will be just as shitty as it is at age 14, maybe shittier. They seem to only develop good judgment when their biological clock is winding down and Chadhammad stops giving them the time of day.

In any case, I don’t think it requires boatloads of maturity to stop hanging out with the crew that gang-raped you, and yet this gal went back out into the woods with them twice after the initial incident. The rapists are awful I’m sure, but at some point, if you’re too retarded to take even the slightest action to protect your ass, I have a hard time mustering any sympathy for you.

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milkcowhplus 13 points ago +16 / -3

Moral of the story: women suck at picking boyfriends.

Something something something toll

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milkcowhplus 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know people have been doing this shit forever, but it was more or less ignorable background noise until Fentanyl McSnortfuck died in the general vicinity of Officer White Trash McDipshit in 2020, and now everyone overtly hates white people and everything I see on TV is legally required to involve fat black chicks with exaggerated southern accents and/or lady-dudes for some reason

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milkcowhplus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Bears don’t have the necessary fine motor skills to make drawings.

Chicks suck at science

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milkcowhplus 14 points ago +14 / -0

Everything since 2020 is a fucking blur. Idk, 4 years I guess.

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milkcowhplus 48 points ago +48 / -0

Jesus this is on the nose. Gen Z crybabies and their pet minorities go on about killing whitey for 3 years, crickets. Gen Z crybabies and their pet minorities make god’s chosen people a little uncomfortable, ruthless crackdown ensues.

Can these people please all just mutually annihilate each other?

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milkcowhplus 20 points ago +20 / -0

Not gonna lie, Principal AI Deepfake sounds based.

Anyway, the important thing is that it could have happened, and it started a conversation.

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milkcowhplus 7 points ago +7 / -0

This isn’t the kind of class that anyone will ever fail. This is some “check-the-box” requirement for all grad students regardless of major. It’s the sort of thing you can’t fail unless you no-show every class, and even then, you’ll probably get a gentleman’s C.

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milkcowhplus 4 points ago +4 / -0

This dovetails nicely with my idea for a movie about a gay Japanese guy who gets set up to take the fall for a crime he didn’t commit.

It’s called “Framing”

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milkcowhplus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Someone’s about to find out who their boss is

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milkcowhplus 28 points ago +28 / -0

Not even because you didn’t love her, but because Chad didn’t love her

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milkcowhplus 3 points ago +3 / -0

“A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!”

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milkcowhplus 10 points ago +15 / -5

sexually promiscuous, low IQ, low conscientiousness women

You can just say “women”

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milkcowhplus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was the second best thing that could have happened in that video. Best thing would have been if that car burst into flames, killing both of them.

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