All I felt reading this was profound sadness. How emotionally bankrupt do you have to be that your enjoyment of life hinges entirely on buying retarded baubles and being able to flex about doing this or that “exclusive” bullshit? Like, you’re just a worthless sad sack of shit if that’s all you can get out of life, because it’s nothing. You’re a waste to my oxygen at that point.

But yes, obviously this skank shouldn’t be anywhere near any position of serious authority, and the simps who signed off on this should be tossed out of a helicopter.