WE WUZ SAMURAIZ N SHIEEET
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im so fucking sick of jews and their pet niggers
How in the world are Jews responsible for a video game?
he knows, he's a jidf
It's annoyingly hilarious how absolutely OBSESSED the left is with Yasuke. One historical black dude visited Japan, so now he has to be everywhere.
isnt it weird how the left never cares about any actual historical blacks FROM AFRICA. ? they only care about blacks in Europe or Asia or anywhere else that isn't Africa. Its because they want to promote black invasion of other continents.
That would require written records. I don't believe any African tribe developed an alphabet, much less books.
Bruh, they didn’t even invent the wheel.
Their languages aren’t even fully developed to this day. Zulu for example doesn’t have enough words to describe the world around them, so some words have multiple meanings (eg; could you please pass me the sandwich/hamster/cement truck)
Much confusion and hilarity, until your entire country’s infrastructure starts falling apart.
Source: I’m South African
Well it's hard to build infrastructure when a truck full of hamsters shows up to the job site...
at least it showed up, Lao yang has been waiting for his gravel for 15 years
You think there isn't any african myths or stories that are passed down through word of mouth today that they could use? you think there weren't records of sub-Saharan Africa made by others before? of course there was.
Like why don't they make a story about this Ethiopian king from 200 years ago? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tewodros_II
That's not true, remember the story they ran with and made a movie about centering on some slave queen? Of course they completely 180'd everything so the queen was wanting to free the slaves instead of being the one owning and selling them but you can't have everything, unless you're literally a slave owning queen... 🙄
He was paraded around as a novelty, like a cigarette smoking monkey. But most leftists probably believed that he won the war for Nobunaga and taught all the Samurai how to dunk or some shit.
Yellow Men Can't Jump. In theaters this Summer.
I got news for you-
I played Nioh 2, I know how it goes!
Not only that, but black people were running around everywhere in Japan! They were all Samurai! Where's the black representation in Japanese media?!
What's especially retarded is that even if we accept the highly questionable story of Yasuke as true (and I emphasize story, singular, because it's the only thing we hear about this guy) is that Nobunaga found his dark skin so unusual that he had him bathed just to make sure it was real. Which emphasizes how utterly nonexistent Africans were in Japan.
Afro Samurai is more historically believable than their tales about Yasuke
Yasuke did not exist. Pasting a comment from u/Kaarous...
The sole argument for the existence of Yasuke is the Jesuit chronicles of their missions to Japan. Which were filled with nonsense and aren't taken seriously by most Catholics. Several of them were bloating their accounts in hopes of a bishopric.
Nobunaga never mentioned him in his own writings. Which given that Nobunaga would write poems about pretty much anything he laid eyes on, suggests that the two never met. The sole corroborating account stated that one of the missionary priests had a black servant, and they presented him as a curiosity to Nobunaga's court, but there is evidence of nothing else.
Here's another strain on historical credulity. Supposedly Yasuke fought for Nobunaga as a samurai. One of the claims is that he spoke fluent Japanese.
The time period between when they supposedly met and when Nobunaga was assassinated by Akechi Mitsuhide was... three months.
A black guy from what would now be Morocco, probably a slave to the priests, and someone whose language skills would have included mostly broken Portuguese, supposedly learned the second most difficult language on earth in three months. For reference, Japanese has three goddamn formal alphabets.
There is nothing about the story that is historically credible. There is more evidence of Santa Claus than there is of Yasuke. Now if you want a Japanese historical figure that is actually interesting and actually real, I suggest Honda Tadakatsu. He's a real life Hercules.
Triple A gaming needs to die.
it's AAAA gaming now, they keep adding more As as industry is falling off a cliff
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *splat*"
It’s destined to become like Hollywood. Which means going forward only Indie and maybe Nintendo/Japanese games will be worth playing.
This might actually kill the Assassin's Creed franchise which to be honest deserves to die already.
You release this at a time when even the normies have had enough of this pandering diversity shit and if there is one more thing wrong with the game like a live service mess, this'll join Suicide Squad in the trash.
Edit: especially if they copy this pricing structure which I don't put past them.
Nah, if this is true they were smart to create two player characters. Asmongold normies will just pick Naoe and not worry about it. "Why are you guys making a big deal about an optional video game character?"
What should kill the franchise is that it's the same shit rehashed ad infinitum. I was done after Brotherhood.
Was Unity before Black Flag or after as I never bought Unity but stopped after Black Flag.
The multiplayer and Ezio made me buy Revelations, but 3 was a MASSIVE downgrade in both multiplayer and character. Black Flag made me play for character, good ship play and sea shanties.
Unity was after Black flag.
It was a buggy mess and got rightly meme’d to oblivion, but now in 2024 it’s entirely playable and actually breath of fresh air after all the RPG creeds.
Black flag is still better though
Naoe way I'm getting this trash.
Yasuke that again.
They’ll probably shoehorn William Adams in and make him either obnoxiously evil or a stupid cuck.
Or gay, probably gay.
And his
beardwife was really the brains behind anything smart attributed to him.DAS RITE.
A setting in Japan would have been the one thing to make me play this series once more. But no, they just had to put a nigger in there.
And that's why i think the game is destined to fail miserabely, they enticed the players with a japanese setting which has been in demand for over 15 years
and THEN BAM, you gotta play as a wammanz AND a "Black Samurai" (who didn't even exist lol)
like even normies can tell this is marxist pandering, esp when its done towards the Japanese (because remember, most Normie Whites are willing to call out globalism in japan but not in their own countries because of programming)
i think my prayers are answered, and Jewbesoft will finally bite the dust after this game bombs with NO SURVIVORS
At this point if I were black I'd be horrifically offended that they keep doing embarrassing patronizing crap like this. Why not make a Shaka Zulu game or something?
Because it would be a very short game.
You and your Stone Age tribe spend all day chasing animals with sticks and stones. Then your own brother murders you for the throne. Then your people get fuckin annihilated at the battle of Blood River. The end.
After each battle, do you get to sell the losers as slaves?
Are they calling it RED because they sit around imagining that's what we're seeing? Giggle on, weirdoes. I'm not spending money on your bullshit.
Ghost of Tsushima laughs sternly
Shameful display!
If all honesty, those developers need to take the piss out of Ubisoft and release a demo for their second game on this atrocity’s release day.