Not only that, but black people were running around everywhere in Japan! They were all Samurai! Where's the black representation in Japanese media?!

What's especially retarded is that even if we accept the highly questionable story of Yasuke as true (and I emphasize story, singular, because it's the only thing we hear about this guy) is that Nobunaga found his dark skin so unusual that he had him bathed just to make sure it was real. Which emphasizes how utterly nonexistent Africans were in Japan.