The left thinks the right is orcs
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collectible replica sword? AKA, "this will probably bend if not shatter the second you actually hit something with it"
The one with the "rat tail" tang and the blade made out of pure chinesium?
I say keep quiet and let him go on thinking it wasn't intentionally designed to shatter on impact.
unfortunately, pretty much the entire sword market comes from China. this includes quality reproductions
Has this retard ever heard of "don't bring a knife to a gun fight"?
of course not, the most resistance these people have ever encountered is the soy topping being out in their local starbucks.
If the gun is heavy enough it makes for a good club and it reduces recoil.
Could break the gun though. Pistol whipping is a last resort.
Works better for close encounters.
Roy Neary didn't need one and he came out on top!
Jesus fucking Christ, it's an obvious joke you gay retards
It's still a joke. It's just humor about how outgunned their side is (unfortunately not true because they have the very gae united states military on their side).
The narcissists with zero capacity for either humor or self reflection, making a self referential joke? Pull the other one.
It obviously is, but do you really think he doesn't also hate guns and gun-owners? "You can't fight the government without nukes and F-18's". He can make the joke because he thinks it'll never happen- that society will never crumble and thus he's untouchable.
But also: "A 9mm will "blow the lung out of a body"
One fully automatic AR-15 style round is so powerful it's capable of turning a toddler into a black hole, causing the earth to collapse into itself and obliterating all life as we know it in the universe. Did the founding fathers really intend civilians to have a weapon like that?
Your replica is an overpriced piece of stainless steel that's going to break when it hits anything harder than a stalk of bamboo. And even if you do have a real sword, well, it won't do you any good against those guys with guns, no matter how good you are with it (and just looking at you, I can tell you're not good with it at all). And it's not a real magical sword made by Elves anyways. Because neither Elves nor magic exists!
Also, swords may not need to be reloaded, but they do need to be properly maintained in their own ways. If you don't want them to rust or lose sharpness, then you need to oil and sharpen them regularly.
"He who lives by the sword gets shot by he who doesn't."
Does this dumbshit think he's going to be sneaking up on someone? Leftoids are so far up their own asses that they can't tell fantasy from reality. Especially when it's their own delusions. The sword being a cheap Chinese piece of junk is moot, since there's no way this clown ever gets close enough to use it against somebody with a gun.
Not even worth picking up off his corpse.
This guy is obviously making a lighthearted joke, but the funny thing about online communists is they can simultaneously make a joke and be absolutely serious at the same time.
You can get a functional katana for $50 on Amazon
https://a.co/d/9PLP6Ll
the fittings are cheap, but it's a full tang, forged and tempered functional sword.
I actually bought that blade and it's legit functional sword, there are reviews for this particular sword on YouTube because the reviewers were intrigued by the price point. Apparently things have gotten so cheap now, it's cheaper to manufacture real swords than the mall ninja shits that were prevalent for three decades
I feel like a katana is useless now. If you have a pistol, and you want to keep something in case you get too close to someone, a knife is a better size. If you're somewhere you can't carry a pistol, odds are you can't carry a full-on katana either.
I know, I'm just amused that one can get a fully functional sword, shipped, for $50, imagine all materials, labor and shipping only added up to $50 and it's still profitable. my victorinox kitchen knives are more expensive than this and they're thin, stamped stainless steel knives
China, dude. They can build a fully functional electric car for 1500 bucks. Shipping to the US is like 8 grand, but that's a US problem.
do it faggot. bring a sword to a gun fight, I triple dog dare you.
So if orcs are a black caricatures and the right are orcs… does that mean the Twatters screaming about the right are actually screaming about black people?
I laughed, it’s a pretty funny joke.
Poes law radiates off this one