by Lethn
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Start much smaller instead. Stick to 2d. Get the game maker studio.

GMS enjoyers rise up

It truly is the most enjoyable experience I've ever had making a game. It's just a shame absolutely no studios use it so it's a complete waste of time unless you plan on making a solo project.

Unity and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

That bottom image has to be a joke, right? It looks like some frumpy chain smoker cosplaying six different characters. If they wanted every female character to look like a haggard goblina, they could have at least made six different goblinas.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Otherwise, you could put a comma, anywhere in a sentence and argue, that that's, where a pause in speech would go if you were saying it.

I mean, if I were transcribing Christopher Walken or William Shatner, yes, I may type it like that. Sometimes ungrammatical things add to the understanding and/or character of a sentence.

Although personally, when it comes to denoting trailing off mid-sentence I'm partial to the ellipsis.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commas are also stand-ins for pauses in speech, such as how one might enumerate a list in speech. It's also how I used the comma in the previous sentence. I don't know if I've ever heard of commas being substitutes for conjunctions.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 25 points ago +25 / -0

parents

The pluralization of the word "parent" explains the primary difference between you and him. I'd bet money on it.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 27 points ago +27 / -0

You have to understand the Saturday Morning Cartoon universe these people live in to understand why they act this way. It's not quite as simple as "they're racist". They're just stupid.

They believe that everything bad happens because of right wing policy. They, as white people, have no money. This is capitalism's fault, and it affects everyone. You are Latino, and thus a victim of systemic racism. Therefore, you are both oppressed by capitalism and systemic racism, and as such it is literally impossible for you to succeed. If they can't succeed despite their very real White Privilege™️, how could you possibly do so?

If you do succeed, it demonstrates that their formula is flawed, so they simply dismiss it as a lie or they experience a brief moment of cognitive dissonance before their smooth brains automatically purge any pesky information that makes them feel bad.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

If burning a book is getting national attention in your country then you've got significant underlying problems in your country that need fixing first

(The sound of a hundred million boomers crying "BUT IT'S JUST LIKE THE NAZIS" can be heard in the distance)

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Europeans think that Stalin was a centrist and it's the rest of the world that's far right.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've never known the word for this kind of thing, but I'm very glad I do now. It's such an important aspect of the personality of these people. It needs to be discussed more.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Some places have "duty to rescue" laws. If you come across an injured person on the side of the road, you legally must do something, whether it's calling the cops or trying to render aid. I'm not sure if someone who's about to be injured qualifies under duty to rescue.

Unsurprisingly, most of these places are in Europe. Yes surprisingly, Sweden is not one of them. So consequences it is.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wonder. If you see a foreign invader literally scaling some whore's wall like a besieged keep and your reaction is "bye, have fun with your consequences" and she ends up getting murdered, can you get in trouble? I guess if you call the cops that should absolve you of any liability.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I were him I'd have traded for the opportunity to punch each of them in the face one time. However, I'd want six months to do as much strength training as I possibly can first, and I'm allowed to wind up as far as I want. Also I'm doing a fuckton of steroids during that six months

Picture this, but with a face instead of a punch force tester.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

My wife gave birth 100% lucid and drug free. She wanted to see what it was like. If you're wondering, the answer is "horrifying".

But you're right, natural births are ridiculously rare these days, which only makes the argument even worse than I had previously given it credit for.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 54 points ago +54 / -0

"If a woman has the strength to bear a child, she can swing a sword as well as any man" is one of the worst nonsense analogies I've ever heard. It doesn't even make sense within its own internal logic. Either it's conflating strength of will with strength of body, or it's saying that pelvic floor strength equates to arm strength. Either way you'd have to be borderline retarded to think it makes sense.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 23 points ago +23 / -0

Yep. All pathological female millennial behavior can be explained by the fact that they intentionally destroyed their beauty and youth in pursuit of dopamine, so now they resent all things young and beautiful. If they don't have it, nobody else should be allowed to have it either. It's cultural Marxism in its rawest, most obvious form.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 24 points ago +24 / -0

Would the leaders of a patriarchy react to a peck on the cheek as if it were a brutal rape and use it as an excuse to attack men as a whole? No? I wonder what kind of society would behave this way?

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

>Christian says he's oppressed
>"religious" authority figure immediately and publicly calls him a whining sniveling coward and accuses him of secular heresy with absolutely zero reason to do so
>government propagandist praises and amplifies this brazen display of hatred

This is why I don't argue any more. They make all of my arguments for me.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not quite there yet, but I'm close. However, Twisted Metal has a few canonically black characters, so this raises no alarms for me. It wouldn't be Twisted Metal without Axel. And if Bruce Cochrane (AKA Thumper) made an appearance that'd be awesome.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 57 points ago +57 / -0

It's too bad 90% of the voice actors that defined my formative years turned out to be low IQ, emotionally unstable wrecks who hate their audience and their country.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

If a Ukrainian wants to volunteer their time for free to localize a game, I have no problem with that. But devs have limited time and resources, and using those to increase their player base by a quarter of one percent is objectively a bad idea.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 25 points ago +25 / -0

More like "judge ensures this case will go to the supreme court, which has already shown that it's willing to fight discrimination". Unless it gets stopped in the court of appeals, this guy basically just started a chain of events that's going to finally dismantle corporate racism. Hope he kills himself when it happens.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

When they complained about it being illegal to grow your own produce I knew it wasn't a leftist. Leftists don't dare criticize laws or government overreach unless it's a distinctly right wing government making it illegal to groom children.

At worst, this could be a reasonable person who's been tricked into thinking communism is what they want even though it's actually the opposite. Being reasonable, they'll figure it out when they grow up.

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