I would be surprised if that didn't flag him for a fed watchlist.

You can't heal necrotic tissue. New York's been fucked for a long time.

Well, there's an infamouse vore mod where it's creator would sperg out if it was ever modified to have male vore. It's a wild rabbit hole to delve into.

If you wanna kill some brain cells. Worth a read if you like lolcows

Holy shit, that was awesome. I wonder how long that took in real time.

What was wrong with RDR 2? I had a good time with it on PS4. Did it have a scummy PC port I missed? Though it did seem to drag on and on. I mean Christ, you kill what feels to be the population of a small city by the end of it. It played well though and the characters where great. Incredibly faithful to their counterparts in RDR 1. Really makes playing 1 after 2 feel so much more melancholy, knowing who your targets are all now.

I just have this little voice in the back of my head (that may or may not sound a bit like Todd) that begs the question, where are they going with it. With how much everyone just keeps fucking up space sandboxes; what will Bethesda's spin be, and how hard could they fuck it up?

There was one particularly irritating bug that I recall which did stop me from playing a few times was the load in glitch. You know how assets pop in to reduce load strain? Well, it would always reach a point where the pop in would just sorta... give up. So every fucking texture would just be this muddy ugly mess. It was pretty awful. Only ever experienced it on PC.. I think.

Other gripe I have is how fucking essential it is to use an SSD. Every fucking building just had to be its own instance, so every time you loaded back into the open world (because you WILL casually click on an exit door) you will pay a life force tithe. A long fucking wait time where you have to sit there for what feels like an eternity. How anyone tolerated it on a PS4 is a complete mystery to me.

"Y'all"

'Nuff said.

But does it got what plants crave?

I don't recall skyrim or fallout 4 being in an unplayable state at day one. Playing it at launch shouldn't be a problem for a day one game. Now if it where online only and a popular mmo I'd sing a different tune. I think you are being a touch over dramatic. Will it be a trash fire requiring third party intervention? No question. Will it be a brick of code and impossible to play??? I think it will at least be playable. Remember, Steam can refund if you aren't happy.

I'm kinda surprised how they deal with goblins. They are absolutely 100% little shits that deserve everything coming to them. Even when you try to see it their way they find a way to make you regret it.

Subverting your enemy into throwing its vital reproductive supply into the meat grinder sounds like a lost chapter of the Art of War.

Women can fight. Yes there are certain issues that need to be accounted for to make it viable, but that's not the primary reason they aren't traditionally on the front line getting themselves killed for the sake of some chode leader's massive political temper tantrum. You morons think men WANT to throw their fucking lives away for dumbass reasons?

I don't see much of a difference. There is some there, but beutie is in the eye of the beholder, so the change is really pretty much pedantic. Like for example Shadowheart (hate that name btw, she sounds like a fucking MLP) all they seem to have done is extend her neck. Is that hot for someone?

Not only is this obligatory, it's manditory.

It's retarded to criticize a religion and not the people that practice it. Religions do not have autonomy. They are not physical living things with the capability of committing evil acts.

The things is, she was capable in the Paper Mario series in her own way. Still became the carrot for Mario, but her actions behind the scenes could arguably be why Mario was able to even win, but no one cares for sublety anymore....

I know what people here will immediately point the finger at, but there is one ticking time bomb we really shouldn't forget and it affects all of us. Microplastics. And that particular problem is just going to be there no matter who or how you lived. Enjoy

Interesting. Thanks for the clarification. I'll just bite the bullet and give it a shot. It really does look like the sort of game that had a ton of work and care put into it.

Is it possible to just not engage in any sexual dialogue or is it shoved in my face?

Honestly, I kinda agree with the article. Every ounce of info I have been drip fed about the game has had some relation to sex. Every. Fucking. One. Every time I get even the slightest itch to take the plunge into a good RPG and try it out I am reminded of what I have seen.

My question: Is it really that bad, or have I just been given a very biased spotlight on only a very small portion of the game's "humor?"

To clarify, I absolutly do not endorse censorship. If the game wants to be as gross as it can get then more power to them. I just won't play it. I just find it a bit of a shame it has me so hung up over.

Sirens are a necessary evil to cull the gene pool. Funny, the mythical legend implies simping has been a plague on humanity for so long they had to come up with the monster to get people to fucking man up.

Preston without his shitty voice acting just feels wrong at this point.

...what about helicoptering?

Real men don't wipe is what I got from that.

Or at the very least, an incredibly confidant man.

I'm still convinced that meme was a fucking corporate invention planted on Twitter and people took the bait hard. Same for the fucking Grimace shake. Never trust memes that directly benefit corpos.