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University of South Carolina mistakes white male casually walking down the street with an umbrella for a school shooter (notthebee.com)
posted 283 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic 283 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic +103 / -0
Man Triggers Active-Shooter Warning At University Of South Carolina With ... Umbrella
The funniest thing just happened in Columbia, South Carolina.
notthebee.com
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– Mpetey123 41 points 283 days ago +41 / -0

His accomplice, one Mary Poppins, is assumed to have fled the country to the United Kingdom.

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– LastRights 17 points 283 days ago +17 / -0

She's battling the Penguin in Gotham.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic [S] 7 points 283 days ago +7 / -0

multiple agents have attempted to apprehend her.

agent Bauer has gone missing, however street art has appeared in London depicting Bauer dancing with penguins.

agent Ryan has been reported deceased after a laughing fit killed him. however, redacted in the coronary report is a complaint that they, and I quote, "couldn't get him down"

agent Wess has gone AWOL, his last report kept mentioning "steppee time". agents on the field report sightings of him dancing with hooligans on the roof.

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– MegoThor 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0

Her accomplice, known only as Bert, told campus authorities to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” themselves and fled up a nearby chimney.

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– blyat56 27 points 283 days ago +27 / -0

Nancy Mace is a massive retard who couldn't fucking wait to post about a white man behaving badly.

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– MegoThor 3 points 283 days ago +3 / -0

She’s a clown like Lady Lindsey and Uncle Tim Scott.

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– Lurker404 17 points 283 days ago +17 / -0

Ban long barrel assault umbrellas now!

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– 8theBritish 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0

We need common sense umbrella control!

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– undecidedmask2 13 points 283 days ago +13 / -0

Nancy Mace’s father was in the army. She’s clearly an anti-White politician who wanted to beat up on a young White man. Republican, by the way.

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– Jack 12 points 283 days ago +12 / -0

Her father was commandant of the Citadel when she was the first woman to graduate from the Citadel. Nepo much?

Unrelated, she strikes me as someone who if a guy accidently brushed up against her, would jerk away and snap DON'T TOUCH ME! and stare at him with her crazy eyes.

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– deleted 2 points 283 days ago +2 / -0
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– Daucus9 8 points 283 days ago +8 / -0

I'll admit most personal umbrellas are more compact. You can also see there's a looped strap of some sort that a typical umbrella either doesn't have or if it does have it it's at the end of the handle and not in the middle. Maybe it's part of the wrap but the umbrella is already closed and wrapped up so what is it? But regardless, it's also clearly not a rifle even in the video. I assume they wanted to be safe than sorry but this is stupid.

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– MattTheBlack 9 points 283 days ago +9 / -0

Only midgets and twinks use compact umbrellas. I have to use a golf umbrella or my shoulders get wet

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– Shill4Hire 8 points 283 days ago +8 / -0

Nothing wrong with keeping a collapsable umbrella in your backpack, in case of surprise weather. If you're actually heading out while it's raining, well, that's on you.

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– deleted 2 points 282 days ago +2 / -0
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– 5Cats 5 points 283 days ago +5 / -0

No one carries a rifle like that, no matter how deranged they may be. If it were a rifle it would be butt forward & barrel pointed to the back. That alone makes thinking it's a rifle stupid. 🙄 But we are dealing with liberals here...

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– Mpetey123 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0

If it were a rifle the first question would be, "Why is he carrying a rifle like an umbrella?"

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– 5Cats 3 points 283 days ago +3 / -0

Exactly!

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– ArtemisFoul 4 points 283 days ago +4 / -0

This post pairs well with the one about armed drones in Florida schools.

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– ApparentlyImAHeretic [S] 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0

fuck, I didn't even think about that. what are the odds this guy would have been shot by the drone system?

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– Serathis 3 points 282 days ago +3 / -0

Wouldn't an active shooter be... Actively shooting?

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– Ricky_CIA 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0

Retarded leftie faggots.

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– realerfunction 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0

active shooter but no reports of shooting?

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– Kaarous 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0

Hey look, defamation.

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– deleted 31 points 283 days ago +31 / -0
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– Modeler43 3 points 283 days ago +3 / -0

This is a conservative who did this

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– Kaarous 11 points 283 days ago +11 / -0

She made a post about it, she didn't call the threat in. Whoever that person is, belongs in jail. This is one of the more egregious false police reports I've seen in a while.

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– SparkMandrill83 5 points 283 days ago +5 / -0

What's the difference

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– Modeler43 2 points 283 days ago +2 / -0

Beliefs and mindset

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– deleted 1 point 283 days ago +1 / -0

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