103 University of South Carolina mistakes white male casually walking down the street with an umbrella for a school shooter (notthebee.com) posted 284 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic 284 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic +103 / -0 Man Triggers Active-Shooter Warning At University Of South Carolina With ... Umbrella The funniest thing just happened in Columbia, South Carolina. 30 comments share 30 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Only midgets and twinks use compact umbrellas. I have to use a golf umbrella or my shoulders get wet
Nothing wrong with keeping a collapsable umbrella in your backpack, in case of surprise weather. If you're actually heading out while it's raining, well, that's on you.