The pope is dead
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"White supremacist Pope sends one final message from deathbed."
Right after the Fuhrer's birthday, no less.
Will the next pope be even further to the left? The next one I assume will still be male but the one after maybe a woman?
Even though I'm not Catholic so have no say, I would be fine with a female pope...
...so long as she was an IRL Sister of Battle and advocated to purge heretics and crusade across Europe.
I am Catholic and we don't get a say either lol. The only way the laity get to vote is with their feet.
Until they allowed fags to become priests in the mid 1900s it was a system that worked fine.
No you wouldn't, because you aren't catholic. Catholics don't even have female priests
Just a little bit of sarcastic fun.
Besides, do you think THIS wouldn't be an improvement on what globalist shill they're likely to pick next?
Yes. Bergoglio appointed most of the people who will choose his successor. They might, might decide to pull their heads out of their collective asses and choose someone who isn't a useless heretical prog, but I doubt it.
I have trans-pope on my drinking game
I’m sure they’ll make their anime priestess pope
You’re probably right.
So.....do the Catholics get an ACTUALLY Catholic pope this time?
Nope. Not on the menu.
Maybe the first black communist born a Female pope.
Ah, but was he Catholic?
He might have shit in the woods.
Yeah, right, like he would ever get up from his chair.
Step 1: cut a hole in the wheelchair seat.
Step 2: there is no step 2 because he can't stand up.
Technically without the ability to stand, there would be no Step 1 either.
Not really
Huh didnt vance visit that piece of crap like yesterday?
At this point I'm not sure the cardinals weren't above smothering the bastard to make sure he died on a day of religious significance.
I wouldn’t be surprised. He was not popular to the common Catholics at all.
You mean Liberals didn't flood the church en masse when he said gays and atheists were now totes cool and going to heaven, in numbers high enough to replace those he drove away?
Who'd ever guess that going Woke wasn't a successful business model.
Yep.
https://x.com/VP/status/1913977824739729459
"Dear good health, do a flip. Yours, JD."
Yes. And the pope didn't even wear a suit!
Yes -
https://x.com/keitholbermann/status/1914257144003568113
Here is hoping his replacement is actually Catholic and not some communist sockpuppet.
Edit: I wonder if the left is going to try to blame Vance for this.
They already do
Why does this not surprise me lol
It is all over X, Vance "gave Francis the 'evil eye' and killed him." IDK about everywhere else but I presume they'll be screaming about it for weeks.
Oh great, now every ETDS doomscroller who watched conclave or is going to watch conclave is going to be a fucking subject matter expert on this as if they give a shit.
Are there any badass fire and brimstone hardliner Cardinals left? We're gonna get an even woker Pope, aren't we?
At least 2 African Cardinals (Black as the Ace of Spades they are!) are actual Catholics & hard-core traditionalists. Either would be far better than Francis was...
Ora pro nobis.
He opened "portals". Probably went to the next dimension or the shadow realm.
Was he ever alive?
Can hardly say this heretic who has damaged Catholicism to unexplainable degrees will be missed.