Are we about to get D'James Bond? Purple drank martini mufuggah.
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Barbara Broccoli was explicit that there won’t be a female James Bond as long as she still has partial ownership, but a black gay one is entirely on the table. Apparently Amazon just wants to destroy every white male franchise one by one.
With how they've handled LOTR, this is no joke. You can tell they have never stopped seething at that famous image of the Fellowship when first gathered together in Rivendell in the original trilogy: all white males
Amazon deserves all bad things after destroying Lord of the Rings and Wheel of Time.
At least we can laugh at their billion dollar failures, but it still hurts the legacy of these IPs being attached to such shit.
What's funny is WoT was already obnoxiously feminist but it still wasn't woke enough for them when adapting
Which one, was it Min?
This changes a lot near the end where mistakes not only come back and fuck over a lot of characters but it outright kills quite a few of them who didn't bother listening to the repeated warnings.
Ah, it was Birgitte. Yeah, that doesn't end well because of fuckups from one of the three in Rand's harem who is so outright stupid she should be locked away to avoid causing injury, death, and worse to herself and others. Unfortunately she isn't so all those things happen several times over.
It only hurts the legacy of an IP if the IP must continue to have new creations. Where they must decide if that shit is still canon, go through the controversy of deciding that, and work around it.
A "finished" series like LOTR will not be tarnished by fanfiction trying to attach itself to it because its completely ignorable once it stops being relevant.
They haven't destroyed anything, only made very expensive fan fiction.
It's run by Seattle Amazon Warrior Princesses. The bubble is so strong there, they don't even know what Renton looks like.
Dis be da mos raysis shieet I err read up in hurr. Even mo worse dan dat fuggin Smith cracka. Errbody nodat Blak kangz be inventin likker and gamblin and purple drank. Ain't no kangz be ordering no fuggin martini. Watered down cracka drank, shiiet.
You're right sir, I apologize most sincerely. Here is a full bottle of Hennessy, and a complimentary 5 gallon water cooler drum of grape drank.
Happy dindu noises intensify
I need a real life augmented reality gadget that turns all black people speech into the Men In Black 2 beat-boxing noises. Maybe public transport will be a musical experience instead of a headache.
I want the opposite. Something that turns normal speech into black speech.
Meh, James Bond is already bad. Daniel Craig is bad Bond but it's not like it was his decision to take the franchise in the current direction.
Amazon either makes it worse to the point it will be comically bad or change directions. Either way it is better then the current Bond.
Ironically it was Austen Powers fault because the Bond execs found the parody too on the nose at times so went the "dark and gritty" reboot that was the Craig films. The parody only came about because of the increasing incredulity over the years so the franchise still did it to itself in a very long and roundabout way.
It was his decision, as producer, to kill off Bond in his last film, though.
The left has wanted Idris Elba as Bond for years.
Unironically, one of the few black choices that wouldn't be entirely hated on principle by most people. Because at least he has the the presence and reputation that are similar to a Bond like character. The same way Michael Clark Duncan was able to play Kingpin.
So of course they won't pick him. Such little heavy measures like that are beyond the Left even if it would boil that frog quite well towards their ultimate goal. It'll have to be a dreadlocked rapper that couldn't blend in anywhere.
It'll be the most flamboyant niggerfaggot they can find. Skinny as a toothpick, with obvious signs of AIDS, and he'll wear tights everywhere.
Lil Nas X?
Now that's a niggerfaggot.
That doctor who is going to be available soon
I hated it when Idris Elba was cast as Knuckles...and then he knocked it out of the park, so props to him.
But James Bond? No.
Weirdly enough we will get a more vegan Bond without Broccoli.
Why not link the actual story, some will notice
Welp, another beloved franchise guys have enjoyed for generations is properly fucked.
Oh the James Bond franchise is 100% getting bent over and fucked now... Oh wait, it already had Bond riding bitch on motorcycle to a black female girl boss and getting killed at the end of his last movie.
"Can't James Bond just talk to the terrorist?"
You need to better, Senator
Buy physical copies (blu-ray) of the legacy movies. I don't put it past Bezos and Amazon to "fix" them for current audience sensibilities.
You know what I like in my bond films? Hellcats and rap music.
I get that it's an old and beloved franchise, which means a really ripe fruit for the worms to decay, but the time for people to care stopped decades ago.
It's heyday was before I was born. And the first of the two digits of my age now begin with 4.
Shake up = woke. Return to roots/form = woke.
Bond is such a cucked faggot that he failed to protect the kingdom from being invaded by illegal aliens.