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Netflix announces new live-action Minecraft TV series (archive.is)
posted 2 years ago by dagthegnome 2 years ago by dagthegnome +34 / -0
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– Lurker404 39 points 2 years ago +39 / -0

But ... why?

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– Smith1980 23 points 2 years ago +23 / -0

Maybe this way they will ignore great fantasy and sci fi books

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– Lurker404 16 points 2 years ago +16 / -0

I suppose that's one strategy: keep the idiots busy by dangling a piece of yarn in front of them so they don't destroy the priceless painting on the wall.

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– KekistanPM 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

If nobody ever looks at a priceless painting, it practically is destroyed.

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– AnotherSchwarzesMark 13 points 2 years ago +13 / -0

You still should keep the wrong people from spray painting a fag flag on the priceless paintings.

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– Kweebecker 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

People are looking at the priceless painting. Just because it is kept behind a gate in a museum, doesn't mean no one sees it.

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– deleted 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0
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– SoctaticMethod1 12 points 2 years ago +12 / -0

That's something you can say about 90% of the content streaming platforms make..

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– deleted 7 points 2 years ago +7 / -0
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– Bottle_of_Memes 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

Mr Krabs has entered the chat

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– ArchRespawnsAgain 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

A lot of kids play it. Netflix is the platform of Cuties.

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– ThreeLights 20 points 2 years ago +20 / -0

Get ready for a wave of mediocre game movies, just like the 90s (but with an obsession with black people and girl bosses.)

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– Elitch 17 points 2 years ago +17 / -0

And faggots. So many faggots.

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– ArtemisFoul 4 points 2 years ago +4 / -0

Bring back Uwe Boll!

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– dzonatan 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

I dunno man.

Mortal Kombat was awesome fun if you didn't take it seriously and Street Fighter gave birth to some memes.

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– RondoOBlongo 14 points 2 years ago +14 / -0

I want an anime about colonizing south asia

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– ThreeLights 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Can we am get a documentary on Anthony Johnson, the first person to own slaves in the US?

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– RoulerBleu 19 points 2 years ago +19 / -0

Finally some musssssssssssssssssssssssslim BOOM representation.

And the creepers are already green.

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– Lurker404 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

Gotta get with the times though. These days they more stabby stabby than blowy uppy.

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– ParadigmShift2070 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Also niggers and kikes representations

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– Mpetey123 9 points 2 years ago +9 / -0

I would guess live action means Steve gets sucked into a computer generated block world. I'm guessing it's a meta comedy show.

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– Smith1980 5 points 2 years ago +5 / -0

I never played the game but my nephew loved it. It’s total open world right? How could they mess it up?

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– Ahaus667 30 points 2 years ago +30 / -0

Ha. Haha. Hahahahaha. Netflix managed to make the Witcher with Cavill unwatchable, they can fuck up anything

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– Smith1980 24 points 2 years ago +24 / -0

One of the biggest blunders in entertainment history. You had a lead that was devoted to the source material and you messed that up. Also the casting lady said she didn’t want Ciri to be a beautiful white woman and perpetuate western beauty standards. Well she was white in the books. Dont like it? Write your own story

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– daberoniandcheese 17 points 2 years ago +17 / -0

They can’t write their own story. They are only capable of corrupting something else.

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– Adamrises 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

They already made a Minecraft Story Mode set of games during its peak heyday and it was so awful its still joked about to this day.

This will almost certainly not only be based on that pile of garbage, but made worse because its Netflix.

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– 1776ReasonsWhy 6 points 2 years ago +6 / -0

I remember the youtube channel Two Best Friends Play breaking down and doing a "playthrough" of the game where they just let it run in the background and auto-play itself for 95% of it. It was AWFUL. The game, that is. The "playthrough" was basically a Just Chatting stream.

The TV show will be worse than a couple nerds just blabbering overtop of the game.

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– Adamrises 3 points 2 years ago +3 / -0

Far as my understanding of it it is that its literally just a Western VN with Telltale "X will remember this" choices rarely.

Which basically means its perfect for a regular series adaptation, if the story was worth adapting.

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– tappydans 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Dungeons was a decent game, but about 800% shorter than you would expect.

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– LeRiverDanube 2 points 2 years ago +2 / -0

Is this the Live Action Dream?

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– dagthegnome [S] 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

I fucked up. It's animated, not live-action. My bad.

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– Melvar52 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

They're going to have gay or trans characters aren't they?

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– RondoOBlongo 8 points 2 years ago +8 / -0

We should get a series on south asian colonization by whites. Wait, I think a documentary would be better

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– deleted 1 point 2 years ago +1 / -0

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