EXCLUSIVE Snow White and the Seven... Politically-Correct Companions?
EXCLUSIVE: Rachel Zegler, who plays the fictional princess, has been pictured for the first time with her new companions who appear to be a mix of genders, ethnicities and heights.
The pictures in this article really tell the entire story.
Hoooooly shit.
Oh, that explains everything actually.
Those 3 words make me withhold any money and not even bother to watch it.
A long time ago, that phrase meant "schlocky, but fun family entertainment" like The Cat From Outer Space and The Gnomemobile.
Flubber was a remake of The Absent Minded Professor, and I loved that movie as a kid.
The original Absent Minded Professor is still great.
Jungle Book drew different passages from the source book and became its own thing. Shit in a way Aladin could be said to try something with Will Smith as Genie, trying to see if the Gen X/Millenial/Zoomer impressions comedian could hold up to Robin Williams to predictable and kind of funny in how inept a result.
I just need the one word.
"Disney".
The first word alone is enough for me to give it a pass, 100% of the time.
Ah yes, the seven faggots, Doped Up, Grumbling Feminist, Bashed Genitalia, Sleepy Hobo, Never Happy, Jizz Sneezer, and Doc(ter of gender studies)
Are they self-aware and mock their own stereotypes (stuns) or are they actually serious?
'Vibrant' is also a choice word these days.
Leftoids going so far off the deep end that they appear to have gained self awareness is just a thing that happens every now and again.
Walt. Spinning. Grave.
I see they've recreated The Village People. Maybe disco isn't-- huh? What's that? They aren't...?
This looks like a would-be direct-to-video release. And based on the plot given in Tester's comment, there's really no reason for this to still be called Snow White.
Direct to video is generous. This looks like a shitty highschool play in Baltimore.
It's always amusing that black women IRL straighten their hair and lighten their skin.
Well, funny as Rome burns funny, but still funny.
Hollywood has been at the forefront of diversity hires, so the wheels finally are falling off the bus as the old guard with talent retires. People with talent haven't been hired for some time, and we are finally seeing the efforts of those who are left.
Mocha Brown and the Seven Magical Entities. Alternatively, Snow Aint and the Seven Specifically Diverse Hires.
Lol.
Also, snow white not being white. It's all trash.
This has to be satire
Looks like a reddit meetup
Way waaaaay too skinny. In fact, I think the perfect troll is to play the role of someone who is upset at how this is fat shaming and causing body issues for tens of millions of people because of how they refused to cast a single fat person as a dwarf.
Remember when Disney refused to remake Snow White, or make any sequels to it, because of its special status as the first feature-length animated film?
This is hilarious. This is going to bomb so badly. This isn't even going to nostalgia-bait millennials. I hope that they are spending an obscene amount of money on this. Clearly they spared no expense; they even got the director of the wildly successful Amazing Spider-man movies to helm this one!
All that matters to these corporations is paying tribute to the ESG demons that keep them in power.
This...is a bit much. Even for a "modern audience."
LMAO it's a safari on the Discovery Channel, not the tale of Snow White.
Those people mine for a living?
I'm genuinely surprised that they wrote Snow White with a capital W. Though, I'm sure that's gonna change by the time the movie comes out.
One guy is taller than Brown Snow. I'm the tallest dwarf!
What a joke.
holy mother of god.
Plot twist, Snow White is such an insufferable bitch that when the huntsman takes her into the forest, he's so irritated and wants her to shut the hell up that he goes through with killing her.
You know what's funny is I remember when this story first broke and I decided that the obvious logical conclusion was they'd make a goyslop hodgepodge of "found family" multiracial queers.
They made a goyslop hodgepodge of "found family" multiracial queers.
They did the same with the Peter Pan (now Peter Punjabi) “Lost Boys” in the Peter Pan live action reboot last year.
The hottest of hot garbage.
Kind of wonder if Disney is going to either pull the plug before it's finished or "vault" this one given how badly it's being spanked this year.
It looks like really bad cosplay.
Snow Brown and the Shitter Kids