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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 49 points ago +49 / -0

Ethan's a really rough 36. Take care of yourselves everyone! Your body's the only one you get!

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RoulerBleu 18 points ago +18 / -0

I thought Ethan was 50. WTF is he doing.

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krypt_o 14 points ago +14 / -0

A lot of drugs, alcohol, and either a shitty diet in general (fast food) or some weird vegan bullshit, so he's not getting what his body needs.

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can't believe Hila married him lol

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Kingarthas2 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean... and look, i'm not throwing stones in glass houses here but the two of them just look odd. Then again i really don't see what women see in us to begin with tbh.

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krypt_o 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not like she's a looker... She in fact looks really weird. They're made for each other.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he a fatass who vapes irl? that could effect his appetite?

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yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nicotine is supposed to suppress your appetite though.

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BidenLikesMiners 1 point ago +1 / -0

it is, but with the lack of regulations around whats in vapes, I think it could be possible.

heres an old article going through the possible health risks (but not about eating) Read the two paragraphs under the tranny vaping

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RealDrJester -2 points ago +2 / -4

#MeToo

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xpufnimi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not really, I keep my multiple bodies cold in the freezer!

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 37 points ago +37 / -0

Jesus Christ he’s only 36? He’s aging in raccoon years.

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BidenLikesMiners 11 points ago +11 / -0

ethans just 36 and hes already a fucking boomer lmao

hes gotta be at least 320 pounds, an thats probably only double what rogan lifts

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Unknownsailor 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope, Ethan is in the 200s, unless he's well over six foot in height, which I highly doubt.

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BidenLikesMiners 2 points ago +2 / -0

idk... the guy on the left of this article is around 250, ethan easily looks bigger than him

trigger warning: disturbing fatphobia in image

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Unknownsailor 2 points ago +2 / -0

I didn't say low 200s, hes probably in the 270-290 range. I don't know how tall Ethan is, but I''ve been pretty fat all my life, and I am also tall, so unless he's taller than average, I don't see 300s. With Rogan, remember that muscle is denser than fat, so yea, Rogan is heavy because he's muscular.

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NihilistCaregiver 26 points ago +26 / -0

His wife sucks too. Personality of a piece of lumber.

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MrGiggles 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ethan’s wife is incredibly ugly. She looks like a woman directly imported from 19th century Poland.

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TakenusernameA 19 points ago +21 / -2

She's the result of centuries deliberately calculated inbreeding.

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8BitArchitect 8 points ago +8 / -0

Not going to get any Kwizats Haderach out of that pairing though...

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akira2501 1 point ago +1 / -0

The idea of Ethan's wife as a bound concubine is kinda funny, though.

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Johan_Liebert 10 points ago +14 / -4

Circa 1945. Bitch looks straight outta Auschwitz.....Supposedly she murdered some Palestinian kids while in the IDF too.

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GloboHomoErectus 8 points ago +8 / -0

She has bags under her eyes so large that it makes it look like she receives daily beatings from Ethan.

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Johan_Liebert 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wouldn't sleep much either if I had to worry about that walrus accidently smothering me in my sleep. Dude looks 9 month pregnant.

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OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 2 points ago +3 / -1

She was voted the Most Beautiful Woman in Israel in 2006.

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YesMovement [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

https://twitter.com/TheLaurenChen/status/1478528368048021508

Ethan Klein, who has the muscle tone of flan, actually believes he has the same body as Joe Rogan

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RoccoRatchet 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of my favorite parts about this is how Ethan tried to claim it was a joke, and that Lauren got "baited". It's not the first time I've seen someone make an unironically idiotic comment and pretend they were "trolling".

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YesMovement [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

JOKES ON YOU

HE WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

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The_Gay_Deceiver 4 points ago +4 / -0

seizes on floor from cope overdose

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Killroyomega 23 points ago +23 / -0

Ethan got popular by leeching off the Filthy Frank crew and stealing their ideas. The dude had no original ideas of his own and was always so unfunny.

That anyone is surprised he turned into such a sperg is beyond me.

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Johan_Liebert 17 points ago +17 / -0

Frank was the only one with ideas tbh, the rest were sidekicks or ass kissers until he quit. NONE of the Filthy crew are relevant today while Frank has a successful music career....Well, IDUBBZ does some amateur photography but likely not of his own free will.

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Cazarosta 11 points ago +11 / -0

idubbz is the worst out of the bunch. He shits on anti maskers and he supports his wife's onlyfans.

I think Frank posted some BLM support as well at one point as his music persona.

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BidenLikesMiners 4 points ago +4 / -0

obligatory icuckd reference

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Killroyomega 1 point ago +1 / -0

Max and Chad have a very successful channel together today.

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lgbtqwtfbbq 19 points ago +19 / -0

Honestly though Rogan probably didn't need to take any medications to fight WuFlu since he's in such good health. And there's a point to be made here that doing so is operating within your enemies' frame that coming down with the illness is a big deal, which puts you in a defensive position when you're trying to argue that the medical totalitarian state is unnecessary.

That said, the guy is wealthy enough he probably had people (including Spotify) yelling in his ear to do whatever he needed to do to get back to doing the show as quickly as possible. You never see any of these type of celebrities sick with a cold or anything like that even in the Before Time; wonder if this is the sort of stuff they normally do.

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BringTheCat789 29 points ago +29 / -0

Taking medicine, even for a cold, isn't making it out to be a big deal. And fuck anyone who thinks I should suffer through an illness by rejecting modern medicine just so people don't think I'm making a big deal out of the illness.

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lgbtqwtfbbq 23 points ago +23 / -0

In 2019 and prior, how many people were taking Invermectin and HCQ as part of their regular cold/flu treatment regimen? How many will continue to do so when this insanity over this particular respiratory virus eventually ends?

I started taking Vitamin D and Zinc last year because I read research that it correlated to less/non-existent flu symptoms. I've appreciated not getting the seasonal cold and morning stuffiness I used to always get come winter, so I will continue to do so even after WuFlu stops being a thing.

This to me is the dividing line: do you care about lessening the symptoms of respiratory viruses in general, or do you care about lessening WuFlu symptoms? If just the latter, is it because WuFlu poses greater risk to you than a regular cold/flu, or is it because the entire world lost its mind?

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fauxgnaws 14 points ago +14 / -0

Frustrating that my 80+ parents think the vaccine is the only thing and refuse to look at anything else.

I'm like even if the vaccine worked and you don't get wuflu at that age you can still have a bad time with any flu or common cold so why not learn from the c19 therapy research... antiviral nose spray, antiviral gargle, zinc, vitamin d, etc.

But they get their news from NPR which never talks about any treatment only vaccine.

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BidenLikesMiners 9 points ago +9 / -0

Seriously, dude. This pandemic made me realize that boomers are fucking retarded with medicine and ANY specialty. its no wonder our country is so fucked up. these idiots would smoke crack if CNN told them it prevented covid anus

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ArtemisFoul 4 points ago +4 / -0

If only it was just boomers. The histrionic screechers on peddit are mostly millennials. The politicians that are worst about it are mostly gen X.

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BringTheCat789 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe that COVID is real, and is even slightly more deadly than the regular cold/flu, but is wildly blown out of proportion. If you hold this worldview, it seems perfectly reasonable to take additional medicines if you choose. It is completely reasonable to say that you shouldn't be afraid of a virus, but still take dedicated steps to minimize it when you get it.

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lgbtqwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do what you want, but here's how the conversation with a WuFlu scaremonger will go down (and did go down with this Ethan Klein character):

I had COVID; wasn't that big a deal. Felt like crap a few days like I usually do when I get sick. Doesn't seem like the sort of thing we needed to shut everything down over

I see. What'd you take?

Oh, Ivermectin, monoclonal antibodies, HCQ. Threw the kitchen sink at the thing.

Cool. So you normally do that when you get a cold or flu, or was this a special thing?

Special thing.

So it's not a big deal, but you "threw the kitchen sink at it"? Seems kinda inconsistent.

Which is deflected by answering "yes I do this normally because I hate being sick any longer than I have to" or "no but I just learned about all this stuff and will be from now on because it's awesome"

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Jacobin 3 points ago +4 / -1

Why not just allow your immune system to get its exercise

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BringTheCat789 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes that's a good idea, other times it's not. That's a personal decision for everyone to make. Most people don't believe that every ailment requires medication, but agree that some do. It's up to you to decide where that line is for you.

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cartoonericroberts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd take HCQ or IVM or monoclonal antibodies (if it were possible considering the first two are effectively banned and the last is being artificially restricted), but fuck if I'll take any of the horrifying pharma medicines. Molnupiravir and Remdesivir both cause RNA transcription to malfunction and Paxlovid is a protease inhibitor- as BAP recently said pharma is trying to make PrEP for straights.

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Jacobin 0 points ago +1 / -1

I said what you said only you said it so much more aptly

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Johan_Liebert 19 points ago +19 / -0

Klein is a corporate shill, licking Susans asshole to stay on YT and not get banned when he picks fights because the person he attacks can't usually fight back or THEY will get banned.

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AntonioOfVenice 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ah, so all we have to do is to get right-wing channels by Jewish conservatives and they'll be invulnerable from bans.

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RealDrJester -4 points ago +2 / -6

Rogan is out of youtube and on spotify.

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Johan_Liebert 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know.

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TakenusernameA 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ethan's fall from grace was the only reason I know who he is.

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CarmenOfSandiego 10 points ago +10 / -0

Probably one of the big 3/4 events that put him on people's radar.

The others being:

  1. The 'niggerfag' [or whatever was said] stream which made everyone else involved uncomfortable but because Ethan was saying it [to a black man? 🤔] things were 'fine'.

  2. Actual subscribers to the YT cancerverse,

  3. Token popular face inserts from Payday2 as DLC heist characters. [Which to date is the only character DLC I don't own].

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BidenLikesMiners 5 points ago +5 / -0

he used to make funny videos, also partial history via gg. but his vape character might have been stolen from filthy frank

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GeneralBoobs 11 points ago +11 / -0

"I'm a fat ungly bitch whose talent was erased by my salty-cuntiness and my willingness to suck jackboot. How do I get people to pay attention to my almost dead channel for adrevnue? DRAMA!!!!" - Fucking Loser.

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cartoonericroberts 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is the health equivalent of "if you're so tough why do you need a gun."

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thepalagoon 6 points ago +6 / -0

While I think there's a fair bit of revisionist history in regards to H3H3 and Ethan -- he should serve as an example of what happens to people when they surround themselves in an echo bubble of room-temperature IQ liberal morons in LA.

What a tool.

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Steampunk_Moustache 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait, Ethan Klein is the same age as ME???

Dude looks 45. What the fuck is he ingesting?

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ArtemisFoul 3 points ago +3 / -0

Loads and loads of alcohol is my guess.

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AntonioOfVenice 1 point ago +2 / -1

Crap.

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xpufnimi 4 points ago +4 / -0

Amount of people trying to make fun of Joe for staying true to himself and not giving a fuck is amazing. Stupid people (most likely broke too) be hating and Joe invites guests over to speak about facts and the topic hat's heated up, while getting shit load of money.

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NeoDragoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe looks like the kind of guy I'd want out on the warehouse floor slinging sugar water with me. Ethan looks like the kind of schmuck I'd have to remind weighs a hundred pounds less than me and to haul ass or get the fuck out of the way.

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AntonioOfVenice 1 point ago +2 / -1

Ethan looks like the kind of schmuck I'd have to remind weighs a hundred pounds less than me

Evidently, you haven't seen his chin.

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NeoDragoon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muscle weighs more than fat per cubic inch, and apparently a Brave search shows his weight is 65 kg / 143 pounds. So it turns out I have him by over 150.

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Brennus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ethan Klein is what I imagine a turd gaining sentience would be like.

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AntonioOfVenice 2 points ago +3 / -1

What, Ethan Klein is 36?

I thought he was 50-something.

Fatass.

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krypt_o 2 points ago +3 / -1

Ethan's a jew .. so this isn't that surprising. Expected, even.

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

That Klein guy is inbred

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RealDrJester 0 points ago +3 / -3

Wait.. he is 36!?!

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Jacobin 0 points ago +2 / -2

Let’s be honest though, Joe was still doing his part for the cabal and it’s associated pharmaceutical industry with his support for people taking all manner of prescription/over the counter drugs.

He didn’t ride anything out like a man should.