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Nothing people enjoy will be left untarnished. Every single thing you like will have the soul drained out of it and replaced with cheap propaganda to create consensus. Every generation will grow up in a world more sick and twisted, until things are solved.
On the other hand, the real Predator is still around. Pick them up at second hand shops, or just fucking pirate it. Share it liberally. Got something to say about it? Post content about it.
I normally don't advocate piracy for new shit like woke games that don't deserve the mindshare, but I have no problem giving the mindshare to properties that deserve it.
And she dies 5 seconds after landing, having tripped over her own shoes.
One of the wonders of Legion season 3 adding in a time traveler was watching various characters like Kerry [girl in OP pic] die over and over in aborted timelines because some of them were just that fucking retarded. Sid being one of the biggest examples there given she somehow couldn't understand why a "from behind position" was needed for sex in a shower WHEN BOTH OF YOU WERE STANDING UP YOU STUPID FUCK.
This is of course without even getting into the point she was using her powers to disguise herself as her mother so she could fuck her mother's bf - a point that was never touched upon in any way except to make Sid the victim of being the bottom in the encounter [entirely because an idiot 14 year old, or however old teen Sid was at the time, didn't put any thought into how shower sex would work] despite it meaning she raped said bf by many standards of modern consent.
Still pissed how fucking stupid Sid was as a character in season 3 [as well as some others]. So completely stupid she didn't seem to realize that despite what happened in the end it wouldn't affect Sid in any way!
tl;dr reeeeeeee
No, watch her using her woman of color-ness todefeat the predator in hand to hand combat in every encounter while her foolish white male companions keep messing up the situation so the predator barely gets away each time and is the only reason she ever gets "beaten."
Its gonna flop and the people responsible for this wont acknowledge its their woke decision that is the issue. They will blame franchise fatigue or white males.
To be fair, the concept of a remake has been utterly driven into the ground. These people are cultural voids. They don't know what else to do.
They know this too. The destruction is their purpose.
Alien^3 is fine.
Considering it went through development hell it turned okay. But man, what it could have been...
It has some great lines too.
Honestly I liked it, especially whatever extended cut. It took the series back to its survival horror roots. Aliens [Alien 2] was good, but it was an action movie, not a survival horror. I liked that the alien in 3 was a quadruped, and was fast, it was more terrifying than a guy in a rubber suit, like a ferocious wild animal. If only CGI at the time was better, that was the only campy thing about it.
I am not a huge fan.... it is kinda weird and does some annoying stuff... but yeah it isn't the worst movie in the world [COUGH ALIEN RESURRECTION COUGH] but some of the stuff they did was just terrible especially for the way the series was. Just to throw away Newt and Hicks like yesterday's garbage was the worst.
Now Alien 4.... or whatever it was called.... I remember ONE thing I liked about that movie [the alien killing the other alien to spill the acid to get out I thought was kinda a neat idea... although I guess they could have just cut themselves a bit but I guess same thing] but everything else in that movie. I mean the whole movie is like sigourney weaver is looking so sad she has to even say the lines they are making her say "Who do I have to F*** on this ship..." [or something like that]. So much about tha tmovie ...
Weaver banning the production from using guns was pants-on-head retarded.
Her being a producer on the film resulted in the film being far worse off then it had any right to be. The behind the scenes nonsense just made it worse.
I tried to give it a chance by watching the assembly cut but I still hate that movie with a burning passion, especially what they did to Newt and Hicks.
Not just guns, "no weapons of any kind".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=KUTaNMJJBa8
That is what really killed Alien 3 for me. Throwing away Newt and Hicks like they never mattered. Honestly it turning out that way actually makes Aliens a worse movie because basically so much done to save the girl... just was a worthless waste. I guess if you want a nihilistic overtone that works but as far as actually it being a good movie, it just outright sucks.
I mean think about it, Alien 3 actually somehow made Aliens [which is an excellent movie] a WORSE movie just by Alien 3 coming out. So I just dont' even consider alien 3 cannon. I don't think it is unreasonable to say though that it actually does lower the impact of a ton of the previous movie with what they did to them.
100% agree.
I liked that Neil Blompkamp was going to retcon Aliens 3 and bring back Newt and Hicks to continue the story where it should have left off. I really would have preferred that over the abomination that was Alien: Covenant.
Alien3 is good, but it makes Aliens worse. Watch it, but pretend it isn't canon.
I totally agree. I wouldn'tq uite call it good.... I found it alright.... except for when you realize it is an Aliens movie. It totally does make the movie Aliens a worse movie if you consider Alien 3 cannon. It makes everything about Newt and Hicks and what is done for them in Aliens just a worthless joke. So, I legit just pretend it isn't cannon on that one. How do you mess up a movie so bad it actually lowers the quality of a separate movie like Aliens xD?
Danny glover was awesome in 2. He's a commie, but a damn good movie.
I noticed this with Star Wars the other day: the number of bad movies in the series now positively dwarfs the good. The Star Wars brand has been so thoroughly tainted that it is now a reliable marker of the absence of quality.
The same thing has happened to star trek, predator, terminator, and alien. Even LOTR is now a coin flip after the atrocious Hobbit trilogy. The studios have tapped these franchise wells so frequently and so ineffectively that you are best served avoiding these IPs altogether.
Good/Bad ratio for Star Wars is 7/4.
Burn Hollywood. Burn.
Like charlies angel and bird of prey... scrawny, flat chested. Most of time ugly or average at best. This is the only pic ive seen, so not sure if pretty.
The Birds of Prey movie was flawed from the very start. If you want a team film starring Harley Quinn, you make Gotham City Sirens.
From 80s uber masculine "Dylan you son of a bitch", to this.
From 80s uber masculine "Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.", to this.
And it points out that anything technologically advanced enough to cross the stars would: 1) Be in their rights to see humans as nothing more than beasts, the way humans view every other thing that doesn't match themselves in technology and 2) What makes humans think they're too fuckin' smart to fall for duck blinds?
At this point, I don't care. I haven't paid for a movie since 2017, and I don't think I ever will again for as long as I live.
What's up with that expression?
She's a stronk, powerful wymyn set in the whateverfuckingtimeperiodthatmightbeanalternate60sor70sor80s occurs in Legion because the tech is all over the fucking place you never actually know if it's aesthetic chic or actually representative of the time. She's also THE melee character so she does stupid combat poses and rushes headlong into every fight while looking "cool" with scowls because that must be what stronk men do therefore she will too!
Actual answer: the character was a moron who died several times in time travel resets because she kept posing like an idiot instead of actually fighting. Also she had the whole DEX stat/finesse thing going despite taking on guys 5 times her size or more.
yes, shes going to suplex a Predator, you know, the alien humanoid hunter race that are 7' tall 400lbs, taken out by a 5' 4" 120lb woman. How empowering.
One of the only movies that I've seen where they actually take into account an actress's size, is a cheesy Gina Carano movie called Scorched Earth. There's a scene where she's fighting a dude who's about a foot taller than her. She's punching and kicking at him and he just picks her up and tosses her across the room.
Lol. True. Now that I think about it, lady Armold is going to do that flying scissor takedown thing that is popular now because it looks cool.
I love how all these 'strong independent woman' stereotypes keep getting shoved down our throat, and then in reality, women are still whining about how they stayed in an abusive relationship for 5 years because they were "scared".
Clearly these 'role models' are fucking inspiring. Women still can't even bring themselves to carry a fucking gun and make up 90% of anti-gun anti-self-defense activists.
I'm so fucking sick of the "super badass woman who is as strong or stronger than all men" trope and it's not just because it's overused. It's because it doesn't accomplish at all what it claims to be for: "inspiring women".
How many badass, strong women do we see on movies? Nearly every single action movie has them. Are women 'inspired' by these 'strong female characters'?
Women still don't carry guns. Women still oppose gun ownership and self defense. Women aren't filling martial arts classes and committing to strength-training. Women aren't turning into rugged, strong individualists.
Instead, it's still the same stories over and over. "Oh I was raped in college, but I didn't say anything because I was scared". Fucking really? That's the 'strong woman' that we're still dealing with? Do we need another thirty Marvel movies of ultra-badass women who can beat up every single man to get that level of pathetic cowardice out of you?
"I was in an abusive relationship for 4 years and didn't leave because I was scared". "I can be healthy at any size". "I'm triggered by the word 'rape'".
I don't want women to be meek, submissive, pathetic cowards, but that's pretty much all they are, all they ever have been, and seemingly, it's all they appear to want to be.
So can we just fucking stop with this 'femme fatale' horseshit? How about in the next Marvel movie we can have Black Widow tied to a chair and she can cry about how triggered she is. How she doesn't have any guns or weapons, only a whistle, because "guns are made to kill!!!". Oh and make her weigh 210 pounds and she just smokes weed for the entire movie while wearing pajama bottoms, because that's more to Marvel's demographic.
You don't know anything about women. The "scared" bit is a lie to push for more power. They've been lying to us for decades about how they feel. We need to stop listening.
The thing is, a solid, female-merc, Predator movie, where she sets traps and manipulates the other male-mercs to help her trap the alien would be a cool Predator movie. The problem is these feminists can't write. And NOBODY trusts them to be respectful.
God damnit they are ruining everything
I suppose the lady with the perpetual scowl, Michelle Rodriguez, is too old now to play a role like this.
You know that's the one role she SHOULD have been cast in? It makes no sense why she wasn't in that middling Predators film where she could have put her masculine, tomboyish traits to good use as the "tough, sexy chick". But I guess making use of actors/actresses in roles they should be cast in would actually be giving fans what they want.
Then again, Vin Diesel and The Rock should have been in Predators, too, along with a bunch of other actors from The Expendables, like Terry Crews, Jason Statham and Randy Couture. But no, we get Adrian Brody... ugh.
LMAO
I think we should make a drinking game out of this movie:
White male soldier hits on her: One drink.
White male soldier does something stupid and summarily dies: One drink.
She saves the life of someone in her unit: Two drinks
She looks tenderly at another female: Two drinks
Every conversation about how oppressed non-heterosexuals are: Two drinks
Every conversation about how oppressed minorities are: Two drinks
Predator hits on her: Whole beer
You'll die of alcohol poisoning.
Not watching. This is one of my favorite sci-fi movies of all time and my absolute favorite ''monster''.
This one speaks for itself.
Because the last reboot went so well
I swear, things went wrong when people stopped watching movies for to enjoy them, and started instead to watch them to nitpick them, like a bunch of weird Ned Flanders that looked for anything they consider a "flaw" in movies and games, and it just went downhill into retardtown since.