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simian 18 points ago +18 / -0

I’m sure this move will secure massive sales from the half dozen people who resisted getting into Magic because of its inclusion of witches, druids, and shaman.

Lol by herg
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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH!

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

This sounds like the catchphrase of a really unpleasant superhero.

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simian 54 points ago +55 / -1

Absolutely. It's gotten so bad that even my mom, as Trump-hating and Fauci-loving a libtard as they come, has said "did you notice how every couple on TV is mixed race now?" You CAN hit the propaganda a little too hard.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

There’s something decidedly, retardedly Californian about leaping to appoint a celebrity.

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simian 52 points ago +52 / -0

There’s going to be some epic whining over this one. The whole marginalized or oppression thing has always been frustrating when dealing with trannies or their allies. “We need to protect trans rights” and I’d ask “which rights need protecting?” They can vote (as long as they remember to update the registration), own property, be religious (or not), get married, etc. Then I get “they’re excluded from using the restrooms they want!” I didn’t know that was a right, but that’s the main one I’ve gotten in response. If that’s their biggest concern then they’re doing pretty well.

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simian 15 points ago +15 / -0

That sounds highly illegal, but I’m not surprised. Liberals easily sidestep protest of illegal immigration by declaring it hate speech.

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guys will put up with a lot for the puss and to avoid the stigma of not having a woman. All they really ask is that she not be horrible to be around all of the time. That’s STILL asking too much these days.

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simian 34 points ago +34 / -0

What can the citizens do that won’t make matters worse and get them thoroughly fucked over, too? We’ve already seen the government values the “undocumented” citizens more than actual ones.

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simian 14 points ago +14 / -0

You see, when slaves tried to escape plantations, their former owners would hunt them with dogs. Having a pet dog is just an act of white supremacy that reminds blacks of their ancestry. After all, just as all whites are descended from slaveowners, all dogs are descended from dogs owned by slaveowners. So shooting the dog was really just an act of racial justice. You aren’t a bigot who opposes racial justice, are you?

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

I would’ve called it the Jewish Encyclopedia of the World (J.E.W.).

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simian 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was on the sci fi book subreddit back then. Those liberal cucks did the usual “I’m sure they have insurance and it’s for a good cause.” That was the one place I’d have expected some outrage over a sci fi bookstore being torched, but no.

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

But the purge movies said blacks were so honorable that they wouldn’t loot even if it wasn’t illegal!

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simian 37 points ago +37 / -0

Seattle, San Francisco, and Portland. awful damning. But pattern recognition isn’t really liberals’ thing.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shit. I had a smiley at first and then took it off. Now I’m gonna’ hafta kill a mutha fucka. Let this be a lesson to everyone out there.

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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’d like to think this would be disastrous for the strikers. Guess what? Unless we’re talking about a walking sim where the point is to experience characters’ melodrama (and lesbianism) voice acting means almost nothing to games. Call of Duty will do just as well if they stopped hiring big name actors for their stories, because the multiplayer-obsessed dude bros don’t give a shit about the single player experience. (Actually, didn’t they ditch campaigns recently?) Do I really value having “my face is tired” or “I don’t even have time to explain why I don’t have time to explain” acted out? No! Shitty writing deserves to be scrolled past quickly because all it’s doing is getting in the way of me playing the actual game. If I wanted a movie, I’d watch a movie. If I wanted to suffer through loads of shit writing, I’d go through a visual novel. When I play a game I want to play the game. So if voice actors and writers or whatever stop getting in the way and go away, I’ll be glad.

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simian 27 points ago +27 / -0

i don’t get it. These people always have an office full of interns working for them. Nobody bothered to research the guy beforehand? The internet sure seemed aware of him.

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Regardless of wokeness, making crazy changes and attacking the fans is not generally a good business move. What did they do? Declare there’d be no more women in battle bikinis, and instead of violence, monsters would talk about the societal norms which have oppressed them?

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