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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 45 points ago +45 / -0

pregnancy has never been safe

Sterilize yourself and end your bloodline because of the .02% chance you might die while pregnant

If there's one universal truth about leftists, it's that they have absolutely no understanding of risks and probabilities

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 39 points ago +39 / -0

"If someone calls you a nazi it means they want to kill you"

And also

"All conservatives are nazis"

🤔🤔🤔🤔

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't mind him, he has Putin Derangement Syndrome. It'll go away once the MSM finds a new Current Thing.

by folx
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 29 points ago +29 / -0

"ema" is a New Zealander who, in the past five days, has tweeted about:

Astrology
Casual sex
Communism
Having to live with her parents because she has no money
Being broke
Being on anti-depressants
Being bisexual (about ten billion times)

I was going to go through a whole week but she tweets like fifty times a fucking day and it's just an endless torrent of all lower case Penguin of Doom twitter randomness that gets five likes if she's lucky. This woman is so ignored by the universe that I wonder how you managed to find her.

If I ever have a daughter, I'll use Ema's Twitter feed to scare the shit out of her and prevent her from becoming a Current Year failed woman.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

Be me
12 year old boy
Playing hit new game Diablo 2
Character creation screen
I like bows so I click the Amazon
No option to make male Amazon
Check out the lore
The Askari are a fiercely matriarchal tribe; there are no male Amazons
Oh, okay
RP as stronk bow womyn, have fun doing it

Be Mikey
30ish year old man
Warhammer says space marines are all male
Start to cry, run to Twitter to get peer validation

by folx
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Barney Guttman (voiced by Zach Barack), a gay teenage Jewish trans boy who works at the haunted house. He has a crush on Logan “Logs” Nguyen.

Series creator Hamish Steele says she is attracted to multiple genders, presumably pansexual, and that he incorporated his own autistic experiences into the writing of Norma, who is an autistic character in the show.

Courtney (voiced by Emily Osment), a non-binary thousand-year-old demon.

Pauline Phoenix (voiced by Clinton Leupp) the drag queen owner of Phoenix Parks.

This show is going to be presented as evidence in a trial one day. Mark my words.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Confirmed, Siege is fully converged. All AAA games and AAA studios are garbage now. No exceptions. Never give them your money.

by Vebent
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

You haven't been paying attention to his life for the past few years, huh.

You're in for a wild ride.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Unmedicated schizos should be treated like drunk drivers. In both cases, the person was faced with taking a substance, knowing the consequences of taking it or not taking it, and decided to go with the more dangerous option because they didn't like the way they felt.

Although depending on your state, drunk drivers frequently get let off with a slap on the wrist even if they kill someone, so maybe I should be careful what I wish for.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

Only boomers and soys care if someone is offended. The rest of us care if we lose our livelihoods because we pissed off a member of the neo-nobility.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been complaining about JIT for years, but all the "industry professionals" kept telling me how wonderful it is and all my fears are overblown. Even now that we're in the middle of the JIT death spiral, wasting billions if not trillions of dollars globally, they're all insisting that these issues could simply not be avoided no matter what.

I hope that in 10-20 years, we'll look back at JIT as the mistake of corporate greed and hubris it is.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's not a popular opinion here, but you're not wrong. Truckers were threatening a strike the entire duration of covid and they never did anything, except in fucking Canada of all places. Lots of bluster and bravado, but rarely do they actually do anything. They're all part of a union, and all union leaders are owned by the DNC. They know how long their leash is.

by folx
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 12 points ago +12 / -0

It happens to autistic girls too. You have to pretty much be an unholy abomination to be unable to get sex as a female, but girls don't really desire sex the same way guys do for just that reason. What they desire is positive male attention, and that's difficult to get when you're a weirdo who starts self-harming when someone asks a question you hadn't rehearsed the answer to.

The trans cult seeks out people who are unhappy with themselves with a promise that becoming a tranny will fix all their problems in an instant. It works on both genders, because both genders have popularity problems.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Police recruits are purposely selected for low intelligence

Reality is much scarier than that. The average police recruit is actually slightly above average intelligence. Which means the "idiot cops" you see are actually smarter than the average person. We live in a world of idiots.

Police departments filter out anyone above a certain IQ threshold, yes, but they also filter out anyone below one, leaving an average around 105 IQ last I checked. This was before diversity became our strength, however, so this may have changed.

by folx
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gonna predict that when I go to this tweet, half the replies are going to be random "I agree" gifs or non-committal agreement like "go off king" and "this", which is a sure sign of having paid for engagement. I will edit this post with my findings when I'm done.

Edit: This tweet is actually a few days old and I don't know how to sort replies by date (I'm sure you can't) so I don't know what the original replies were like. Wherever he did it worked, because all the new ones are bona fide NPCs who approve of sexualizing children to own the rethuglikkkans.

by folx
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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 8 points ago +8 / -0

When it's your kids, safe means not in mortal peril.

When it's them, safe means completely immune to all criticism or difficulty.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Age 7: mom gets remarried into an abusive family where i am teased constantly about my more masculine traits (excessive body hair, looking more boy ish, having masculine interests etc)

Excessive - or really, any - body hair on a seven year old girl is not normal. This girl was either exposed to high levels of environmental testosterone or has an endocrine disorder. She's not "dysphoric", she's a girl on steroids that have probably permanently destroyed her body and mind.

If she was so hairy at seven that she assumed she was male, someone should have noticed something. So she's right about one thing. Her mom probably really doesn't give a shit about her, beyond a very basic sense of duty that prevents her from allowing her mentally and physically ill child to die on the streets.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ys 1 demands a large amount of grinding and maxing out your equipment at every possible opportunity. Without these things it'd be a half hour long. Not that grinding is a valid replacement for progression, but the game is 34 years old. Gotta appreciate what's there in the context of its time.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there's one thing Plauche did wrong, it was 180 noscoping the pedo. He could have very easily killed someone else if his timing was a fraction of a second off. And even if everything went perfectly, there was always the chance of the bullet exiting his skull and hitting the person on the other side.

Personally I would have recommended a shortsword to the abdomen followed by a quick pull upwards. Safe, easy, and sends one hell of a message.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude spent a lot of time afterwards terrified he's going to hell for this (was a Catholic).

>be Jeff Doucet
>pedophile
>get murdered
>go to hell
>spend thirty years suffering
>one day while Satan is filling your mouth with glass shards, hear a familiar voice
>it's Gary and he brought a .38 special revolver
>spend the rest of eternity getting your head blown off over and over

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 29 points ago +29 / -0

Illegal, no. But doctors have ethical considerations (do no harm and all that) and if the board thinks a doctor has breached those ethics, they can revoke their license.

It takes a lot to have that happen. I mean, you've seen some of the plastic surgery nightmares that exist I'm sure. None of the surgeons who do that get their license revoked. Doctors who openly give substandard care to white people in the name of equity don't get their license revoked. Doctors who mutilate underage children because their pee pee makes them feel sad don't get their license revoked.

You basically have to stumble into the operating room piss drunk, yell "I AM DEATH ITSELF", and shoot the patient in the head with a shotgun for the board to give a fuck.

Or be a politically active conservative. That'll do it too.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never using capital letters is a terminally online Twitter thing. It's supposed to signal how apathetic and above it all you are. Remember Gen X, and how their teenage identity was "too cool to put any effort into anything"? It's the same thing.

It rings hollow, however, when you simultaneously signal your apathy and scream about Nazis coming to kill you. Doubly so when it's an adult doing it. Teenagers are expected to make transparent bids to seem "cool". Adults should know better.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

That black and white one with a rainbow Chevron is straight pride. I know because I looked it up.

They are literally covering everyone on earth with this Frankenstein monster of flags. You might as well just have a picture of the planet itself.

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WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just checked all of the ones here. Lenovo is the only one who hasn't done it, and we're barely halfway through the first day.

Bethesda's is by far the worst. Look at this shit. It looks like a parody. Or more specifically, it looks like it was generated by an AI. It's hideous, meaningless pandering that casts such a broad net that it doesn't actually apply to anyone because it applies to just about everyone.

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