My government keeps increasing minimum wage, hopefully this expedites the rise of the machine overlords as they work their way up the chain of command.

Glory to the omnissiah.

I can easily unify humanity, just give me the money and I'll change my name to doctor evil and become the greatest villain ever thus uniting all of humanity against me.

I even promise to laugh maniacally and pet a cat while I slowly turn around in my giant office chair.

As for my evil deeds....um.... I know, I'll tell kids they have the wrong gender and cut....well shit there goes my plan.

I know, I can sell people poison mislabeled as a cure and .....

Okay maybe I can't out-evil current year

Assisted or mandate ?

If the government revokes all our knife licenses then the stabbings will disappear......right?......RIGHT?......

No criminal would ever break the law to get a weapon.....

sweats in european

As long as they allow enough money to buy a knife I can see the number of politicians getting stabbed increasing.....coincidentally of course... and in minecraft

Hard to say for sure though it's quite the common practice to deceive your customers into demanding what you want to give them.

The hard part is knowing what the intentions of the business/management/leader (in this case Elon) were going in.

There is a.... saying? wisdom? ... that customers don't really know what they specifically want, they will routinely ask for things that would make their experience with a product worse. However a customer will usually feel something is wrong.

This is where these kinds of plays come in, you direct that wrong feeling into the answer you want to get because the customer doesn't actually know how to fix the problem you can direct their feeling to do a 360 essentially buying yourself time. Will they complain again ? sure but it might take years.

Sometimes this happens as a cycle (rising minimum wage for example), sometimes an outright lie (new management), the often used fake sales (50% off but still the same price), or the one you just said where make things worse so people want their normal back.

All these are ways to manipulate your customer

Was going to say this.

As a whole, big corporations tend to embrace some retarded rules as a way to make it harder for new companies to breach the market, essentially creating a monopoly (or more commonly a oligopoly) by way of government issued rules.

The more regulations a business is under the less likely some new upstart can just join the fray. Just send a bit of cash to some politician to convince the others that your type of business needs to get an expensive certificate before they do something and you got yourself a nice higher barrier for entry

Honestly Bridget being changed to trans is the most hilarious irony one can hope for.

A child that crossdresses due to a superstition gets groomed into becoming trans and despite him wanting to be a man gets forced into becoming trans.

Bridget is the perfect allegory now for trans people grooming children.

10/10 irony

Seems incredibly well positioned to add in "Groomer/Pedo"

Just saying

You see, I have a friend. And my friend needs money. But I am a simple government worker giving out money for research. But my friend he does the best research.

However actual research requires effort and time so why not make some bullshit research to get some of that funding money. Either to give to a friend or to give to an actual research lab cause X2 funding.

Either way it's bureaucratic bullshit at its finest that gets stupid research like this funded

"As a white person I think that we white people should, as white people, decide on whether us white people should call ourselves white people or if white people should white the people as white people have for centuries been people of white....people." - said the fellow white person

We used to smuggle drugs into europe but now we smuggle immigrants.

Can we go back to smuggling drugs please ? At least those are less harmful

"Many people who are White have experienced injustices as Italian, Portuguese or Irish immigrants to the USA."

Nice, how do you do my fellow niggas. Wait a second does it still count if I didn't go to the US ?

The one time I can be somewhat proud of my country.... 12% is still too much though but then again I guess statistically speaking some people will make a mistake while voting and the question is a bit slimy by adding the "same rights" part as if any subset of humans should have different rights to the others based on their genitals

My problem with Dr who was never getting a female to play the role but the abysmal dive the writing took.

I can see a good Doctor that just happens to be female, I can't see a good male Doctor under the same writers though.

Maybe the ones that die are a minority and the majority just become addicted, thus the ones that die being acceptable losses ?

Could also be a screw up on a dealer's part when mixing quantities, maybe 2 different people added the right amount of fentanyl thus doubling the recommended dose. Maybe those "customers" just were considered a liability and drug overdose is more discreet than bullet to the brain.

These customers don't seem like the high paying types that you would want to make sure you keep safe so their money keeps coming in so I don't expect their drugs to be that carefully handled.

I stopped watching fighting game tournaments (soulcalibur specifically) cause of the amount of leftist preaching between matches coming from the commentators. Sadly haven't found someplace to see matches with apolitical or even no commentary.

Personally if they can't do apolitical commentary just remove the commentators altogether. That said I don't expect people with political agendas to lets things stay neutral so I guess we would need a counter bias..... sigh

scarier ? The ants.

Disgusting/revolting ? The things on the left

So......is it too soon to bring back burning witches ?

So depending on who wrote this it's either a strong, efficient military.

Or a gaggle of lesbians and trannies with cardboard signs complaining about how oppressed they are by the enemy.

Paradropping leftists into enemy nations, truly terrifying.

Compared to the reptoids, obviously

If I'm remembering correctly aircraft carriers and their aircraft and pilots are part of the marine corps ?

Also who are they comparing the US military to in this article ? Because this only tells me which branches hold what power compared to each other so what is the baseline for these evaluation ?

That said I expect most of the US army to instantly surrender if the lesbian recruitment videos are anything to go by.... Guess I should start learning Chinese

If we keep this up we just might swing back all the way to a dark ages style civilization where all scientific stuff is done behind closed door or some highly puritanical organization that lies to its people to keep them ignorant for their own safety.....

Now I'm wondering if you could screenshot it.

Maybe a device that records audio but outputs wavelengths and screenshot both the device and the person saying it. Would that qualify as a screenshot of someone calling you faggot ?

I think something that would just display the words from the sound would be to easy to fake so probably wouldn't accept that.

I'll be honest, if the homework wasn't done by the end of class I would never do it (projects excluded of course since those sometimes required you to do stuff you couldn't at school)

School work is to be done at school, if they wanted overtime they can at least pay me for it. That said 12 year old me would probably value the time off more than money but given enough money even he would do his homework.